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Tuesday, August 06, 2024

The treasures you find while beachcombing

A Taranaki woman called police after discovering what she thought was a headless body on a beach, which turned out to be a "very realistic" sex doll.
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  1. AnonymousAugust 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM

    Near my home town. The black volcanic sand gets really hot under foot in summer but the fishing and surfing are good. In winter you can surf and snow ski the same day as the mountain is only 15 miles away from the coast. A great place with violent weather on occasion.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 6, 2024 at 4:21 AM

    Fuck that shit!

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  3. mjazzguitarAugust 6, 2024 at 4:53 AM

    It belonged to a Muhammadan.

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    1. RichAugust 6, 2024 at 7:01 AM

      Nah... it would have been a headless goat

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    2. Handy HandsomeAugust 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM

      Previous owner only wanted a little head.

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    3. AnonymousAugust 6, 2024 at 9:43 AM

      He thought the head was the best part. That's why it was kept.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 6, 2024 at 7:48 AM

    Looks like Joe forgot where he left his date.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 6, 2024 at 7:49 AM

    Weekend at Bernice's, the sequel.

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  6. rickn8orAugust 6, 2024 at 9:25 AM

    No head??
    Then what good is it?

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  7. ABEAugust 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM

    I'm glad I didn't come upon that when I was half shot in the ass.

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