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Thursday, August 15, 2024

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  1. #14- I'm not hip to the latest lingo- sub? Subspecies? Submarine sandwich?

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    1. Also referred to as top (dominant) and bottom (submissive)

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    2. Sexually Subservient. Will do what she's told, and has with lots of men. Probably fun, possibly infected with God knows what. Gives High Maintenance a whole new meaning.

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    3. She'll let you put a ball-gag on her and.. Well, lets just leave it there.

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    4. And you didn't give her credit for reacting as she did when children were mentioned. I'd say she's morally a better person than you.

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  2. Um...someone needs to explain 14...

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  3. Fetlife. It's like Farmers Only .com but with butt plugs.

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  4. #20 that's funny.

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  5. Aaahhhh like aaahhh I don;t get #14? Little help here fellas?

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  6. Fright Night ! saw that one at the theater #6

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  7. 4) I would like to state for the record that any videos found on the internet purportedly of me singing an off key karaoke version of London Homesick Blues (aka I Wanna Go Home With Armadillo) at my son's wedding rehearsal dinner are obviously deep fakes.

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    1. Send me money, or else I will expose the other deep-fakes on your hard drive.

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  8. Christ, I'm 78 and still knew what #14 was.

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    1. I heard that's a big thing down at The Villages.

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  9. #9 Those assholes never did specify which machine they were mad at. I'll bet it was a printer.
    Bildo

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    1. LOL! Yes, I've worked IT too. I feel your pain. Life would be MUCH easier if printers didn't exist. It's like they break in new and novel ways every single time.

      John G

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  10. #2. Ain't that the truth. Nothing like it, drinking fresh water from the stream.... That a million animals use for a toilet. Cooking over a wood fire of logs you chopped yourself with an axe made from flint with a hand carved handle. Fresh meat every night because you don't have a fridge to keep it in. Hand gathered berries nuts and roots.
    Don't get me wrong, if you don't have the skills to live like that you're gonna be JWF when SHTF.

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    1. Pre-industrialization was an agricultural society, not the fucking Stone Age.

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    2. So, the axe would have been made of copper, bronze, iron or steel.

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    3. Pre-industrialization was also when tools made in a forge cost a LOT of money, something most sod busters didn't have.
      When I was a kid dad kept an axe in the shed that was quite old. One day I decided to use it for chopping wood. The head split. I later learned it had belonged to my great grandfather and was hand forged. While dad was somewhat upset, his older brother told me that it had happened before and a local blacksmith had repaired it.
      Back when we were an agricultural society, it took a lot more time and effort to till, plant, cultivate and harvest.
      Dad's farm was 90 acres. 90 years ago that was pretty much the limit one person could handle for crops. Thanks to industrialization a farmer today can easily farm several thousand acres.
      Ever milk a cow by hand? Dad got his first milking machine when I was 8. His herd was around 20 cows. With machines one man can handle close to a hundred. Probably more, I haven't done commercial milking in almost fifty years. When dad retired. I milk my cow, singular, with a mini machine.
      I've cut and split wood by hand. I thought I was special when I got a buck saw for 50 cents. Imagine how much I yearned for a bow saw.
      Growing up poor gave me a skill set that will soon be necessary as the people who pull pedo Joe's strings seek to destroy this nation . I hope you have the skill and the will to survive.

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  11. If she likes to play "submarine" in the bathtub, I'm OK with that.

    #16 - American Werewolf in London - good flick. Jenny Agutter was pretty good looking. Too bad she's a typical lefty from England.
    - Mr. Mayo

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  12. When there's a blizzard outside my window for 3 days in a row I'm thanking the almighty that I live in a nice tight house with a heating system that I don't have to chop wood for.

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  13. #14 - I have no clue what this is about. What is a "sub" supposed to mean to the woke weenies?

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  14. I envy these people who don't know what #14 is, it means that they never read, and their wives never got into, 50 Shades of Gray.

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