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Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Tuesday's gifs

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  1. Brahma bull is gentle enough to stand still with a lasso, but not for the fool trying to jump on his back.

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    1. Not only excellent peripheral vision, but excellent peripheral "kick you with a potentially deadly hoof smack" from any angle you approach. If they don't like what they see approaching, that hoof is gonna hit...hard.

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  2. #2 He ain't gettin any tonite. #8 That's really dumb.

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  3. I wonder what they used under that can.

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    1. Me too. Looks like a neat trick.

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    2. I’ve done that using a few packages of sparklers wrapped tight with electricians tape. Center one out so it acts as a fuse

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    3. Blew the door off a ‘74 LTD with one of those. It was rusted out and had been sitting behind the barn for years, but still.

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    4. Just enough gas to create a nice vapor.

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  4. #1 must be the latest printing of “Democrat Party Policy Failures of the 21st Century” (RickeyG)

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    1. Way to short. Maybe for the third week of August 2024 or something.

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  5. #10 reminds me of something...

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  6. #9 Nasa would be impressed. Their ship can return.
    #5 I need to make one of those.
    #6 I feel obligated to bring it a daquiri with umbrella.

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    1. re 5. They say, to put some antifreeze in the pail so it doesn't stink with the dead ones.

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    2. in 1917 the RFC used engine oil and took bets on when the barrel scratching quit

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  7. I have several of the bucket traps in #5. The spinner is a short chunk of PVC pipe. 6 inches of water and they're dead when I check them. Best bait is a smear of peanut butter.
    Greg

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  8. #2 can hurt ya...dumb move

    i know of a situation where a guy took off from a shallow spot where his gal was sitting by a beach, the water blast caused severe internal injuries via her lady parts

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    1. That'll do it. On one of those show's called something like "10 ways to die" some guy did a cannonball of a cliff. Blasted right up his butthole...killed him.

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    2. I think that might be a jet which adds a whole new dimension.
      Prop or jet, whoever is operating that boat is a dumbass.

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  9. #5: Imma gonna build me one this week: too many mice in my backyard.

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  10. Mice in the backyard okay. Mice in the kitchen, not so good.

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    1. My cat Remington, Part Maine coon, is nocturnal, and rarely catches birds 'cause he sleeps all day. The vermin are vulnerable. 19 pounds of pure Predator, And he proudly leaves his trophies on the front porch nearly every morning.

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  11. #8 is that one of those Chevys with the gas tank under the bed? Pain in the ass to replace fuel pump or gas gauge sending unit... but that was a bit extreme for working on it

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  12. #1 - While I was in college, I worked in the bindery of the university's printing office. We manually trimmed magazines and books that we printed. That cutter is massive and a bit scary!!!

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    1. For a while I worked in the printing industry. The guy who operates this machine wears a pair of leather bracelets. They are attached overhead by cable to the machine. When the slide drops, it pulls the bracelets backwards. No lost fingers.

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  13. #10 - Looks like my bowl movement the next morning after eating fire hot Mexican food.

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  14. #3 what a tom and jerry re-enactment? #8 seriously you can't be that stoooopid, oh wait its 2024....

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  15. #5- Now if we could scale these up in size and put them along our borders......

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  16. #10….I wonder how many amps are flowing through that induction coil? Probably enough to hurt your feelings.

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    1. I wonder how long it took to get everything adjusted so the curve and the tear-off point were right.

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  17. Starker here,
    Am I the only one to call fake on number 7? That extinguisher has way too much power and should be spinning not flying sideways.
    Number 2 definitely looks like a dick riding a jet. I hope she at least kicked him in the nuts then dumped him.

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