A Russian tourist who allegedly tried to rape a cow was gored by the animal and had to be rescued by Thai police.
Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in a field in Surat Thani, southern Thailand, yesterday afternoon.
The holidaymaker allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to react violently - pinning him to the ground and goring him.
-Woody
I would like to get a copy of the tourist guide he was looking at. That would have some weird shit.
ReplyDeleteJesus H. Christ. He was in Thailand where practically every local human from 8 to 80 is available for anything goes sex at low prices and he goes for a freakin bovine?
ReplyDeleteMay of been a "LadyCow".
DeleteBasic misunderstanding of how to make a black russian...
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Didn’t want to let the blue pill go to waste…
ReplyDeleteHoly F'n Cow Crap, Batman!
ReplyDeleteMess with the cow & get the horns!
"Male cow" just like the Barnyard animated films.
What he didn't smell of vodka?
Starker was here.
Russia/Russians. It's like Florida but an entire country.
ReplyDeleteNothing new- This is how all his dates end!
ReplyDeleteand his passport torn up? Did the russki have a death wish?
ReplyDeleteThat's a vacation he'll not soon forget. Best of all he has pictures to share with family and friends. Good times!
ReplyDelete#@%!* Russians.....
ReplyDeleteMust have been Tuesday....
Cows don't have horns, so she didn't "gore" him. In the pic it looks like she's biting his family jewels off.
ReplyDeleteUnless they've had the horn buds removed as calves, cows of most breeds DO have horns, City Boy.
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