As a child I sometimes sleep walked. Apparently, one night I walked out of the bedroom, through the living room then into what I thought was the bathroom.
It was my bedroom and I really had to pee. I opened the sock drawer and peed on my brother's socks and undies.
Once as a youngster I peed above a light socket causing lights in other rooms to flicker. Another time when I was 15 or 16 I woke up(after drinking with my friends) walked around, thought I was in the bathroom, peed and went back to sleep. I heard my brother getting ready for work wonder why his side of the closet was wet, I then realized I peed on his closet floor, laughed and went back to sllep.
As a child I sometimes sleep walked. Apparently, one night I walked out of the bedroom, through the living room then into what I thought was the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteIt was my bedroom and I really had to pee. I opened the sock drawer and peed on my brother's socks and undies.
Once as a youngster I peed above a light socket causing lights in other rooms to flicker. Another time when I was 15 or 16 I woke up(after drinking with my friends) walked around, thought I was in the bathroom, peed and went back to sleep. I heard my brother getting ready for work wonder why his side of the closet was wet, I then realized I peed on his closet floor, laughed and went back to sllep.
DeleteKnew a single dad with two boys. One evening he caught them peeing off the balcony onto their woodstove, which was red hot.
DeleteMost people won’t get #16 unfortunately..
ReplyDeleteI don't know about most people, but I can guarantee you I'll get at least one person asking what it means.
DeleteCheck back later and see.
#16 is absolutely true.
DeleteI suspect most who read this blog will get it. I'll be surprised if they need an explanation, but I've been surprised before.
Delete#16 Is Awful. Me And My Wife’s Black Son Say So!1!1!1
DeleteWould it really be a cost?
DeleteThe result number is a tad off, but the cost number is spot on.
DeleteIt's dark humor.
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DeleteBeing awful doesn't make it untrue.
Maybe your wife's black boyfriend can tell you why.
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#20 Should read: The face made by the people who tried to take your guns.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea, the thirteen can go back to where they belong, or die.
ReplyDeleteAbout halfway across the Atlantic would work.
Delete#13- Reminder: Barney is a carnivore- those are his friends!
ReplyDelete#16 - True dat mu nigga.
ReplyDelete#11 Ben Jonson figured this out 400 years ago.
ReplyDelete#11, it's been done.
ReplyDelete- WDS