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Monday, October 28, 2024

Who doesn't hate Mondays? gifdump

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26 comments:

  1. #2 - I think you're going to need more duct tape.
    #8 - Nice parking job.

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    1. Yep, plugged vent(s). There's no shittier mess than when it happens to a septic pumper.

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    1. Look closer. They used blocking tape around the cured concrete, not the fresh stuff.

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    2. Look closer still. The whole area (cured and still wet) has been caution taped off. That stupid sumbitch went under the caution tape to get in there to begin with, when he had no business doing so.

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  4. 1 - "commence operation vacu-suck"

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    1. I think they were pumping out the tanks, but forgot to open a vent?

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  5. #4 reminds me of my old garbageman. It seemed like he purposely tried to see how far he could throw the empty totes after he'd dump them. When you'd drive to town on pickup day, all the dumped green waste and recycling totes would be on their feet while all the garbage totes would be laying on their sides. It was kind of comical to see, really.

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    1. We had a local trash service whose motto on every truck was "Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Trash Back!"

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  6. #8 The Olympics of parking. At the end he landed in a parking spot next to a car taking two spots. One point deducted for touching the car double spot parked. I think that performance was good enough for silver.

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  7. #8 is run backwards. The car was struck by the van 1st.

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    1. ?!? You think that little tap was enough to send the other vehicle skidding and rolling across the parking lot?

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    2. Don't forget UP the hill at the beginning of the video.

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    3. Hurricane winds blow car RIGHT. Rain and trees lean to the RIGHT. Video is run backwards for comic effect.

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  8. We don't know how hard that tap was, but add the high wind that's also clearly in that gif and off it went. Going up hill is what slowed it down at what appears to be the start, was the actual stop if this was in reverse order. Going down that embankment isn't enough for that car to slide that far down the parking lot unless a powerful jedi sent it on its way.

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    1. Except the van that supposedly tapped it doesn't move. It's stationary the entire time it's in view.

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    2. There is no collision between cars visible in the video. The white car is initially parked next to a larger grey SUV parked at an angle. The wind tips over the lighter white car and leaves the SUV in place. Once tipped over, the white car begins sliding slowly and then gains speeds. Eventually, it picks up a lot of speed and tumbles faster and faster across the grass.

      The wind is blowing left-to-right from the camera's view. First, notice the shrubs leaning 45° right as the car tumbles across the grass. Second, the sheets of rain looks unnatural as the car slowly tips over near the SUV.

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  9. #8- The car rushes over in the middle of the storm and says"I'm Vegan!!!"

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  10. #10. That happens to pretty much every body who’s ever moved freight. You learn real quick how not to dump your load. I did that same thing a few times working as a warehouseman for a produce shipping company… cherry tomatoes and strawberries were frequently toppled among other things. Sometimes it’s easier just to re stack a new pallet.
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    1. I retired after 25 years with Safeway working at their warehouse, the last 8 or 10 loading anywhere from 16 to 22 trucks a day. I've dumped a pallet or two.

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    2. Dumping double-stacked pallets of 55 gallon drums on night shift is always fun. On the one hand, nobody’s there to see you mess up, on the other hand those drums are heavy.

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  11. #10 - I hope that wasn't beer.

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