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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

The many uses of Saran Wrap

A man in Indiana used “Saran wrap” to try and suffocate his mom, telling cops he wanted to “convince her that he was not a little boy and that she couldn’t push him around,” during an attack over missing money that also included punches and knees to the head, police say.

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  1. Meanwhile playing on a loop in Dylan's mind Mariah Carey was crooning:

    Yet another early morning
    See, I know you seen me calling and calling
    I should crack you right in your forehead
    So get out of my face, I'm hungover
    It's a Saran Wrap for you, mom

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  2. No mention of a father. Maybe a stout leather belt vigorously applied about a decade and a half ago would have forestalled this horror. Or maybe not. My own father only had to resort to the strap once, and the clip over the earhole only a few times. Often a stern glare did the trick....and it was more the crushing shame that I had offended him rather than the fear of punishment that adjusted my course, though that option was always on the menu. Praise and thanks be to God Almighty for such a good father!

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    1. My dad had 2 belts, one he wore to work and church and his older home wear belt. As a kid once mom had me get his hone belt and put it on the kitchen table then sit there looking at it and thinking about what I did while waiting for him to get home. That was the most terrifying time as a child.

      Exile1981

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  3. Sonny should be put gown like the feral dog that he is...

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  4. Lots of uses for Saran Wrap. Bikinis, for example.

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  5. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
    I say that boy has been coddled all his life.

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  6. When I was in high school, at a party a friend and his gf got frisky. They didn't have a condom, so they used saran wrap. He made the mistake of telling us. They eventually got married and he died at 38 of cancer. Wheeeee, fun stories life gives us.

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