#5-I'm coming up fast on 60, and i never saw a starfish move like that before. Thanks! #10- That's some quality lawyer material right there :) Scarecrow
#1 - Childhood: You're doing it right. #3 - I'm Halping! #4 - Now THAT isn't faked. Ungraceful as hell and everything. #5 - Freaky. Time-accelerated, but yes, they're really that weird. The brittle star is the only one I'm aware of that moves fast IRL. Except they flail around even faster than that. #6 - Reasons not to get a shelter animal. #9 - Physics for the win! Somebody didn't do #1! Eh, she might be young enough for it to still count. #10 - I'd look at my kid pulling that off and think he's probably too young for the lesson to stick. He'd do the same damned thing again ten minutes later. Need another year or two to start making the connections. At least, that's how one of'em was with drowning, but water is way cooler than dirt I suppose.
#1- My twin brother and myself got the box our new vacuum cleaner came in. I pushed him down the stairs, pretending it was a rocket ship. Touch down for him included a trip to the ER to get stitches in his head. I don't think that I got in trouble because my parents were used to that sort of thing. #8- I always love watching working dogs. They are intelligent and resourceful, getting the job done with ease.
#1 video is faked. first off- that kid sure launched the other kid with ease with speed, next that container bounced quite high on the way down, and lastly that other kid didn't come out crying.
#9 Poor hamster...
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like he had a ball.
DeleteCould be worse. At least it wasn't a gerbil in a 2-daddy household.
DeleteB-sidebunny- Arcane reference and disgusting; almost snorted my coffee out my nose.
DeleteScarecrow
Ground Control to Major Tom......Ground Control to Major Tom......
Delete#5-I'm coming up fast on 60, and i never saw a starfish move like that before. Thanks!
ReplyDelete#10- That's some quality lawyer material right there :)
Scarecrow
#3 As always the one in the front doing all the paddling and the one in the back being lazy.
ReplyDelete#1 - Childhood: You're doing it right.
ReplyDelete#3 - I'm Halping!
#4 - Now THAT isn't faked. Ungraceful as hell and everything.
#5 - Freaky. Time-accelerated, but yes, they're really that weird. The brittle star is the only one I'm aware of that moves fast IRL. Except they flail around even faster than that.
#6 - Reasons not to get a shelter animal.
#9 - Physics for the win! Somebody didn't do #1! Eh, she might be young enough for it to still count.
#10 - I'd look at my kid pulling that off and think he's probably too young for the lesson to stick. He'd do the same damned thing again ten minutes later. Need another year or two to start making the connections. At least, that's how one of'em was with drowning, but water is way cooler than dirt I suppose.
I would propose to those tits too!
ReplyDelete#4Score this gif to rick james: she's a brick....house
DeleteHmmm, On her back, legs spread.
DeleteI guess he can progress right to the honeymoon activity from the proposal.
Yup
DeleteDamn right, don't even need to see her face. Just assume that same position every night and enjoy
Delete# 2 F-ing idiot............
ReplyDelete#4 - Based on the configuration would have thought she would fall forward….
ReplyDeleteGet er while she's down!
DeleteI know bad humor.
Well, at least we know why he proposed to her....
Delete#1 Now them's boy who will grow to be great men. Not pussy whupped lil faggots.
ReplyDelete#10 Learn by doing.
ReplyDeleteHAMSTERRRS... INNN... SPAAAACE!!!
ReplyDelete#4 - I'd have thought she would have fallen forward with all that boob weight dragging her down
ReplyDelete#1- My twin brother and myself got the box our new vacuum cleaner came in. I pushed him down the stairs, pretending it was a rocket ship. Touch down for him included a trip to the ER to get stitches in his head.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that I got in trouble because my parents were used to that sort of thing.
#8- I always love watching working dogs. They are intelligent and resourceful, getting the job done with ease.
#7 - She should be used to that from all the gloryholes she's worked at.
ReplyDelete#2 That’s either some kind of pissed off python, or the biggest Bullsnake I ever did see!
ReplyDelete#5: In the immortal words of George Carlin: "Step on that fuck! ...Before it gets to the children."
ReplyDelete#1 unbelievable that the top didnt come off
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable is correct.
Delete#4 was different, you don't see that everyday...
ReplyDelete#1 video is faked. first off- that kid sure launched the other kid with ease with speed, next that container bounced quite high on the way down, and lastly that other kid didn't come out crying.
ReplyDeleteYeet the hamster!
ReplyDelete#1): Hey Jimmy.....next we do Niagara!!!
ReplyDelete1. works better on a snow covered stairway
ReplyDelete4. Yeah, I'd jump her, to help resuscitate her.