2) I finally found something in common with NYC. Take a step outside barefoot in Texas and a very large selection of very bad things will quickly happen to your feet.
I grew up in SE Texas, so I can verify. However, we were kinda poor, so my brothers and I each had two pairs of shoes--"School shoes" and "Church shoes"--and what would happen to us if we messed those up playing outside was far worse than what would happen to our feet from going barefoot.
6) Get a roll of scotch tape and reassemble the money. It's mine now, and while I'm fitting it back together I'm going to try to think of a way to fix what I and the Old Lady have screwed up over the past, I don't know, ten years. I think that calling my parents, particularly my dear old mother, is at the top of the idea list.
Back when I lived in NYC, there was a guy known to one and all as Barefoot Eddie, walked around shoeless, no socks, even in the dead of winter. Freezing rain, snow, ice, it bothered Eddie not in the least. He was an amazing junk-sculpture artist--did these incredible pieces, some of them two-three stories high, using any thrown-away piece of whatever he could lay hands on, wherever he could find space to do 'em.
Sounds ridiculous, I know, but it truly, truly wasn't. Most, maybe all, of his work was on Avenue B; yuppies used to make the trek from the Upper East Side to see it. Eddie was crazy as a bedbug, natch; used to come in the bar I worked at (Mona's, Ave B between 13th and 14th) and slurp down pint after pint of the cheapest, shittiest beer we had on tap almost every night.
#6, fix the money and exchange at the bank tell the kid no more allowance because he disrespected not only money but the parent that earned the money. Give extra chores for being stupid.
#15 is way wrong and embodies Satan's plan for the world, like the Bible says, going around like a roaring lion, "seeking whom he may devour". He absolutely hates babies especially, because evey single human being is potentially a soul to be saved by the saving power of Jesus Christ and eternal life.
#11 It is cheaper than a F350 dually.
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ReplyDelete#8. Mohammed says those are rookie numbers
ReplyDelete2) I finally found something in common with NYC. Take a step outside barefoot in Texas and a very large selection of very bad things will quickly happen to your feet.
ReplyDeleteI grew up in SE Texas, so I can verify. However, we were kinda poor, so my brothers and I each had two pairs of shoes--"School shoes" and "Church shoes"--and what would happen to us if we messed those up playing outside was far worse than what would happen to our feet from going barefoot.
Delete6) Get a roll of scotch tape and reassemble the money. It's mine now, and while I'm fitting it back together I'm going to try to think of a way to fix what I and the Old Lady have screwed up over the past, I don't know, ten years. I think that calling my parents, particularly my dear old mother, is at the top of the idea list.
ReplyDelete#2 coule be worse than NYC. It could be SF.
ReplyDeleteBack when I lived in NYC, there was a guy known to one and all as Barefoot Eddie, walked around shoeless, no socks, even in the dead of winter. Freezing rain, snow, ice, it bothered Eddie not in the least. He was an amazing junk-sculpture artist--did these incredible pieces, some of them two-three stories high, using any thrown-away piece of whatever he could lay hands on, wherever he could find space to do 'em.
ReplyDeleteSounds ridiculous, I know, but it truly, truly wasn't. Most, maybe all, of his work was on Avenue B; yuppies used to make the trek from the Upper East Side to see it. Eddie was crazy as a bedbug, natch; used to come in the bar I worked at (Mona's, Ave B between 13th and 14th) and slurp down pint after pint of the cheapest, shittiest beer we had on tap almost every night.
I liked Eddie, he was quite a character.
#6, fix the money and exchange at the bank tell the kid no more allowance because he disrespected not only money but the parent that earned the money. Give extra chores for being stupid.
ReplyDelete#9 I think he enjoys having a face for memes.
ReplyDelete#15 is way wrong and embodies Satan's plan for the world, like the Bible says, going around like a roaring lion, "seeking whom he may devour". He absolutely hates babies especially, because evey single human being is potentially a soul to be saved by the saving power of Jesus Christ and eternal life.
ReplyDeleteIt's a meme. It's meant to be humorous. You know that, right?
DeleteApply #13 to understand what's wrong with #15. Yeah, I get the joke. Yeah, it's normalizing evil.
Delete#2……Cody Lundin’s sister…..?????
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