Fort McMurray emergency services recently had their hands full, saving a man after his penis became frozen to a sidewalk during a confrontation.
On January 12, an intoxicated man was involved in a dispute that initially took place inside the East Village Pub & Eatery, reported TMZ.
Looks like AI messed up the rendering of the incident. His feet are pointing up behind him.
ReplyDeleteHa! That is one effed up picture.
DeleteAll he had to do was piss. Heck it works on frozen door locks
ReplyDeleteNo further details please.
DeleteI spend 150+ days a year in the Fort mac area, in no way does this surprise me. It also has been -30C the last few days and supposed to be colder this weekend.
ReplyDeleteExile1981
It was at a bar ... there were many men standing around with bladders full of warm beer. All these guys had to do was piss on the frozen dick to melt the ice and free the dick. No ambulance required.
ReplyDeleteFlick - the later years.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUhl0zbtU3Y
I've NEVER been that fucked up.
ReplyDeleteThankfully neither have I
DeleteJD
I will point out this is no surprise considering the high number of Maritimers in Mac.
ReplyDeleteFukt de arse rye odda datwun.
How long before the next article gets posted in the Western Standard under the "Fort McMurray Penis" topic, I wonder.
ReplyDeletePut him in some bad places in my time, but never on a frozen sidewalk. You guys take it outside. Hell no, don’t want my junk frozen to be sidewalk.
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