#11 - happens to me every night...i hate it. #12 - I have the 4 D-cell version. I really want the 6 D-cell version. I have actually bought two of them, and their primary purpose is to be a bludgeon. #15 - that's staged, the remote is under the cushions. #17 - ha ha ha ha... i love it. I make a point of recycling them intact just so that if they do end up in the ocean, that they will entrap sea turtles. #20 - i hope you didn't actually believe them.
#12 If you have the larger version that weighs a metric ton, that would be the flashlight the OLD cops used to use when I was growing up. They never did paperwork, and if they did, all they would write is they "left him with a smile." The half circle on your forehead just above your eye. Fun times.
#12 Ibhad the d-cell that took 6 batteries. Climbed under a house and forgot my hammer. It will bust through a 3" cast-iron drain pipe just incase you need to know its true potential
The MAG-Lite was invented by a cop when they were not allowed to carry nightsticks.....But they always had a "Flashlight" that they could repurpose in a pinch.....
One of my old friends was a Kansas City cop in the late 80s. He had a not very nice nickname for is mag light. I met my friend after they moved to Indiana so his dad could get a new job after being fired for excessive brutality. -Just a chemist
#15 I got so frustrated with then-teenaged daughters casual attitude about the remote that I duct taped a cord to it and duct taped the other end to a leg of the coffee table. I could always find it after that.
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#13 showed the wife and she started laughing then looked at me and said I don't use your soap. Hmm.
ReplyDeleteThanks for one laugh after another
ReplyDelete#11 - happens to me every night...i hate it.
ReplyDelete#12 - I have the 4 D-cell version. I really want the 6 D-cell version. I have actually bought two of them, and their primary purpose is to be a bludgeon.
#15 - that's staged, the remote is under the cushions.
#17 - ha ha ha ha... i love it. I make a point of recycling them intact just so that if they do end up in the ocean, that they will entrap sea turtles.
#20 - i hope you didn't actually believe them.
Pretty good batch. Course my wife has her own shower so no problems on the soap.
ReplyDelete#12 If you have the larger version that weighs a metric ton, that would be the flashlight the OLD cops used to use when I was growing up. They never did paperwork, and if they did, all they would write is they "left him with a smile." The half circle on your forehead just above your eye. Fun times.
ReplyDelete#12 Ibhad the d-cell that took 6 batteries. Climbed under a house and forgot my hammer. It will bust through a 3" cast-iron drain pipe just incase you need to know its true potential
ReplyDeleteThe MAG-Lite was invented by a cop when they were not allowed to carry nightsticks.....But they always had a "Flashlight" that they could repurpose in a pinch.....
ReplyDeleteThe entire reason for it was to beat people.
One of my old friends was a Kansas City cop in the late 80s. He had a not very nice nickname for is mag light. I met my friend after they moved to Indiana so his dad could get a new job after being fired for excessive brutality.
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#5 I’ll never know as none of mine ever got good grades.
ReplyDelete#15 I got so frustrated with then-teenaged daughters casual attitude about the remote that I duct taped a cord to it and duct taped the other end to a leg of the coffee table. I could always find it after that.
ReplyDelete#5 If I have kids, I intend to pay them based on the grades they earn.
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#13, I don't care, I'm just thankful she's washing it.
ReplyDelete- WDS