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Monday, March 10, 2025

What. the. fuck.

A man was taken into police custody and faces charges for animal cruelty and possession of a controlled substance after he was allegedly seen on security footage beating a sick sea lion with a stick.

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  1. Times are hard for twikers in California or sushi was on the menu
    JD

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    1. Maybe it was a French sea lion.

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  2. Maybe he mistook the sea lion for Nancy Pelosi. Hell you don't have to be drugged to make that mistake.

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  3. Dump him onto the beach up north of Moro Bay....let the other sea lions deal with him.

    If he survives, annoying a marine mammal is a federal felony: No doubt there's room in a fine institution for him

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  4. That made me think of cecil the seasick sea serpent.

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