Park it in the cosmetic aisle or the bulk deep freeze storeroom, e & e to parking lot, retrieve vehicle, exfil to base, secure vital equipment, relocate to another hemisphere/continent.
You make your decisions then live with them... Or you dump her in the parking lot and haul ass while she's trying to unfold herself from the cart . I would choose the 2nd option. JD
I know that face!!! That was MY face 30 years ago while I was indulging the most high-maintenance kitty I ever chased. Thankfully, she dumped me for the next in a looooong line of besotted fools. She's 250# today, so all good.
What is wrong with our boy's foot there? I only see one foot, seems too small it looks like two feet grew together, one out of the shopping cart bottom? -Just a Chemist
Saw a gal like that at Aldi's. She was with a group. Someone got the idea to put the cart back with her in it. For those who don't know, they lock together, costs a quarter.
As long as she gets on all fours 3 or 4 times a week, and doesn't talk too much, and can cook a half way decent meal without poisoning me, she can ride in a cart all day.
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If that's a case of Bud Light in the cart it might indicate the facts of the relationship.
ReplyDeletePark it in the cosmetic aisle or the bulk deep freeze storeroom, e & e to parking lot, retrieve vehicle, exfil to base, secure vital equipment, relocate to another hemisphere/continent.
ReplyDeleteStefan v.
Yep. Make way to Český Krumlov ; Two buck beers and hot ladies everywhere...
DeleteThat's an expensive shopping cart. And no refunds.
ReplyDeleteDude needs to exit out. Run for the exit door asap.
ReplyDeleteYou make your decisions then live with them... Or you dump her in the parking lot and haul ass while she's trying to unfold herself from the cart .
ReplyDeleteI would choose the 2nd option.
JD
I know that face!!! That was MY face 30 years ago while I was indulging the most high-maintenance kitty I ever chased. Thankfully, she dumped me for the next in a looooong line of besotted fools. She's 250# today, so all good.
ReplyDeleteWe've all been there, friend
DeleteMaybe she can suck start his Harley.
ReplyDeleteIn a few years she'll be about a 350 LB porker in one of these three wheeled Wal-Mart fat ass carts.....
ReplyDeletePpl of Walmart. I was in our local one yesterday and it was better than watching tv.
ReplyDeleteWhen I have a cart that makes irritating noises, I go get another one.
ReplyDeleteGood one 👍
DeleteJD
Best reply! Winner winner chicken dinner!
DeleteYou win the internet today..
DeleteYeah boy……my type of crazy……
ReplyDeleteonly thing missing is red hair….!!!!!
Ed357
Just because it's in the cart doesn't mean you have to buy it.
ReplyDeleteOh, he's paying for it.....and he's probably going to continue to pay.....stupid bastard.....
DeleteGo to checkout
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Your cart is empty
What is wrong with our boy's foot there? I only see one foot, seems too small it looks like two feet grew together, one out of the shopping cart bottom?
ReplyDelete-Just a Chemist
He's walking. One's behind the other.
DeleteAt the Returns Desk: "I'd like to exchange this one, it's defective!"
ReplyDeleteHe's obviously buying a dishwasher.
ReplyDeleteRight about now he's thinking "The French Foreign Legion....yeah....it Can Not be worse than this..."
ReplyDeletePOV: you are in Walmart buying wiper blades and you see that guy who used to taunt you in high school.
ReplyDeleteSaw a gal like that at Aldi's. She was with a group. Someone got the idea to put the cart back with her in it.
ReplyDeleteFor those who don't know, they lock together, costs a quarter.
As long as she gets on all fours 3 or 4 times a week, and doesn't talk too much, and can cook a half way decent meal without poisoning me, she can ride in a cart all day.
ReplyDeleteNot too particular, are ya.
DeleteI would have ask the guy if she's on sale!
ReplyDeleteNo pussy on Earth is THAT good.
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