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Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Tuesday's gifs

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  1. 4. Doesn't Barefoot wine have a screw cap?

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    1. Mistake #1, Barefoot wine. Mistake #2, he didn't take off the foil. Mistake #3, whatever possessed him to do this.

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    2. Glass that has not been treated (like Corning Ware) should never be put to an open flame.

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    3. Could've been worse. There could have been wine in that bottle.

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    4. Did he think he was warming the baby's bottle?

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  2. If you can't smile at 5. There something wrong.

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    1. That's a monkey. Problem is they grow up to be feces throwing adults.

      Evil Franklin

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    2. That's AI. Monkeys don't smile like humans.

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    3. I've truly never been more terrified of anything in my life than I am of the realism of these new AI videos. Dead internet is here. Senators, journalists, CEOs, and generals will not be able to tell the difference any better than we can. It's about to get weird.

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  3. #9. If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

    #10. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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  4. #3 One of those thoroughbred racing clams.

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  5. 10 Mr Lucky. Go buy a lottery ticket

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  6. #3 The girls love him...

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  7. #4 Fucking moron! If you don't have a cork screw, just push the cork into the bottle...

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  8. #9 Gotta be a redneck...

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    1. If it was, the saw would be attached to a 4WD truck.

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  9. #10 Every fucking time!

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  10. #2 really hurt. Wonder if he lost a few fingers?

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    1. That hurt just watching it.

      Evil Franklin

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  11. #2 - Oh my God that must have hurt. I wonder how many fingers he has left. (Because there's none on the right.)

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  12. #2- Should be fun finding all those fingers in that mud-

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  13. #2) I'm glad that GIF was....cut off.

    < pulls off sunglasses >

    ♫ "Won't Get Fooled Again!" ♫

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  14. #2: FUGGIN' OWWWWW!!!!

    #4: If you don't have a corkscrew, PUSH the cork INTO the bottle. It'll gt eh bottle open, and it'll give you an excuse to drink the whole bottle!

    #6: Ask my wife; I've ALWAYS thought it was more unlucky to BE a black cat than to see one cross my path!

    #9: I did something similar with some huge hedges when I first moved into my house. I stood on the roof of an electric cart and topped the hedges while my wife drove the cart.

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  15. # 1. Brakes dude
    # 5. She has a cute monkey
    JD

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  16. #2 The gif is 10 seconds short: we didn't get to see him pick up his amputated fingers. Damn, that had to hurt. Around any machinery my rule is to watch out for my body first.

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  17. We, on the Oregon coast, dig those. They are euphemistically called "horse neck" clams, because they look like a horse's...neck...yeah....

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  18. Mr Lane, some of these qualify as Monday Ch 2. Which is what we still employed persons call Tuesday. Thank you for your outstanding efforts. May your dog fart contentedly next to your recliner, and your glass never run dry.

    Stefan v.

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  19. 3) I'd be very upset if I went to eat some bearded clam and found that it stuck out like that.

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  20. #10 is a fake, originally done by that gun moron who imitates being a Russian with a bad English accent

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    1. I've always said I could post a video of a woman giving birth and somebody will say it's fake.

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  21. #10 I was at an open range when these 3 guys brough an old front load washing machine. They put in a half gallon of Tannerite. I asked them to wait 5 minutes so I could get at least a mile away. When it went off all 3 suffered injury but the front door took the intake off their truck along with a fender and hood.

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    1. Our local range is no longer open to the public because of such stupidity.

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