#1 - Amen, brother! I'll take a couple o' them nukes too, they ship USPS just fine, right? #9 Rrrrr.. Yeah, I feel that one. Shot it about a month ago, but too late for most of this year's plantings... #16 - That one actually made me laugh. Now everybody things I'm crazy. (These two things aren't actually related...) #18 - Knew a guy like that. Had five daughters. He got a job at, IIRC, pizza hut, and they required him to shave. He quit, and they were all like "So you can stop shaving, right?"
#16. When I was a kid, horse shoes was a thing. Get going about 50, hit the brakes, shove into reverse, floor it and cramp the wheel hard left. One guy did about three of them, last one he just kept rolling forward but with a bunp. Looked in the mirror and his transmission was laying in the road.
#19 - Odds are small, but not 0. I was a call center helpdesk supervisor for about 4 years and we had to listen to 2 calls per agent per week for "training and quality." A gvien agent would usually take about 100 calls a week, so maybe a 2% chance for any given call.
That's just pure number crunching, though -- there were other considerations: I had 15-20 agents reporting to me, and listening to a 5-minute call would still take 10-15 minutes with all the write-up and everything, so listening to 2 meant 20-30 minutes per agent times 15-20 agents meaning 1-2 complete days each week would be eaten up just with the monitoring on short calls, so if a call was longer than 5-8 minutes, NO WAY would it get listened to.
We also wanted to listen to "successful" calls, and longer calls had more opportunites to have things go wrong, so that was another reason to avoid them.
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#12 and #20 are both sad and true.
ReplyDelete#1 - Amen, brother! I'll take a couple o' them nukes too, they ship USPS just fine, right?
ReplyDelete#9 Rrrrr.. Yeah, I feel that one. Shot it about a month ago, but too late for most of this year's plantings...
#16 - That one actually made me laugh. Now everybody things I'm crazy. (These two things aren't actually related...)
#18 - Knew a guy like that. Had five daughters. He got a job at, IIRC, pizza hut, and they required him to shave. He quit, and they were all like "So you can stop shaving, right?"
#16. When I was a kid, horse shoes was a thing. Get going about 50, hit the brakes, shove into reverse, floor it and cramp the wheel hard left. One guy did about three of them, last one he just kept rolling forward but with a bunp. Looked in the mirror and his transmission was laying in the road.
DeleteI thought I recognized 18 too. So it isn't Beaker from the Muppets
Delete#9 is so right
ReplyDelete# 13. Yep, perfect example
ReplyDelete# 18. Nope absolutely not
JD
I forget number 6. That needs to be mentioned more often.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't giving it free, they were making you and me pay for it. How? Not just through taxes, but by denying us services.
Delete#2 - So typical of a limp wrist libtard.
ReplyDelete#4- Or a "Snatch Klatch"-
ReplyDelete#13. And traction.
ReplyDeleteThat guys chin just disappeared. Needs to invest the time again
ReplyDeleteAnd that drive shaft. Would like to see how that happened.
#12 - The other spaces are where the battles took place between peoples too illiterate to record them.
ReplyDelete#1. Don't know that I'd want a tank, but a Paladin or MLRS would be fun to own.
ReplyDelete#18 - It's JOHN BOLTON!
ReplyDelete#19 - Odds are small, but not 0. I was a call center helpdesk supervisor for about 4 years and we had to listen to 2 calls per agent per week for "training and quality." A gvien agent would usually take about 100 calls a week, so maybe a 2% chance for any given call.
ReplyDeleteThat's just pure number crunching, though -- there were other considerations: I had 15-20 agents reporting to me, and listening to a 5-minute call would still take 10-15 minutes with all the write-up and everything, so listening to 2 meant 20-30 minutes per agent times 15-20 agents meaning 1-2 complete days each week would be eaten up just with the monitoring on short calls, so if a call was longer than 5-8 minutes, NO WAY would it get listened to.
We also wanted to listen to "successful" calls, and longer calls had more opportunites to have things go wrong, so that was another reason to avoid them.
Torque is when you wake up in the morning with a piss hard on and you push down on it to pee into the toilet and your feet come out from under you.
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