MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A man has been charged with attempted second-degree murder after allegedly shooting his cousin multiple times during a heated argument on Thursday morning.
ever try to explain to some asshole who was shot in his dick the reason why the doctor has to push a contrast agent up there to make sure his pee pipe is intact? when I told him it was either let them do the test or the surgery docs where going to cut it short if he didn't. guess what, they did the test after all. funny how that works ? dave in pa.
"Nutbush"? I had to look that up. According to Wikipedia, it turns out I used to live there (and my sister for longer).. and in all those years I never heard the area called that.
I think it was back in 1990 there about, that a LOT of guys came into the ER with GSW in the groin area. all about the same size too. funny thing we later learned that some OTHER guy lost his girlfriend to a guy like the ones getting shot. he got better in time. the last few where shot in their dicks. you haven't seen anything until you see a brother shot in his dick! trying to keep from laughing was the hardest thing to do back then. the cops had a hell of a time trying to tell us how and why of this story, they where laughing their asses off . dave in pa.
Yes, that is one of the highlights of their reporting for me, just because it is so damn funny they had to break that out as it's own category, given the frequency of occurrence.
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I knew before I even clicked the link...............
ReplyDeleteDude pulled his nine
ReplyDeleteHe pulled two shots, somehow my penis got between us
I got-
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
In the dick and down in Nut Bush. Well, that's all he has left is a nut bush.
ReplyDeleteThe surgeon, upon examining the victims penis, said he was going to call in sister for a consultation.
ReplyDelete"Is she a urologist?" , asked the victim.
The doctor said, " no, she's a flutist with the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
Sorry, it's an old joke.
ever try to explain to some asshole who was shot in his dick the reason why the doctor
Deletehas to push a contrast agent up there to make sure his pee pipe is intact?
when I told him it was either let them do the test or the surgery docs where going to cut it short if he didn't. guess what, they did the test after all.
funny how that works ? dave in pa.
"Nutbush"? I had to look that up. According to Wikipedia, it turns out I used to live there (and my sister for longer).. and in all those years I never heard the area called that.
ReplyDeleteTina Turner had a song titled "Nutbush City Limits". I always figured it was a name made up as a placeholder for some actual location.
DeleteNo, Tina was actually from Nutbush.
DeleteGood to know. It wasn't something that ever bugged me enough to take the time to research.
DeleteKilled his baby maker
ReplyDeleteJD
"The incident happened......in the Nutbush area"- So did the shooting!
ReplyDelete"Several times in the penis." Yowsir.
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I think it was back in 1990 there about, that a LOT of guys came into the ER with GSW in the groin area. all about the same size too. funny thing we later learned that some OTHER guy
ReplyDeletelost his girlfriend to a guy like the ones getting shot. he got better in time. the last few where shot in their dicks. you haven't seen anything until you see a brother shot in his dick!
trying to keep from laughing was the hardest thing to do back then.
the cops had a hell of a time trying to tell us how and why of this story, they where laughing their asses off . dave in pa.
Is that like shooting a man in the back?
ReplyDeleteGeez that's truly personal maybe over some skank
See "HeyJackass.com" which reports on aspects of Chicago crime. The page has a "shot in the junk-meter"
ReplyDeleteYes, that is one of the highlights of their reporting for me, just because it is so damn funny they had to break that out as it's own category, given the frequency of occurrence.
Delete"Police said the victim was shot in his hip, buttock, on his left leg, and several times in the penis."
ReplyDeleteDude must be swinging a burly hog if there's room for his dick to take "several" 9mm rounds.
BBC.
DeleteNot anymore.
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