BANGOR, Maine (WABI/Gray News) - A man was taken into police custody after officials said he refused to get off a homeowner’s roof.
Members of the Bangor Police and Fire Department, as well as crisis negotiators, were on the scene of an incident on 14th Street Wednesday morning.
Ooookay! It's funny as hell😂. Read it.. The fukkin MORONS sent a basket up to a crazy man, to let him climb in and get him down safely. But! But! The basket is not usually offered to crazy people So the very handy AXE attached to it is not Usually a problem, but this idiot grabbed it and started chopping holes in the roof.
ReplyDeleteHow long till lawyers are involved?
So he climbs on the roof at 4am, gets the axe from the bucket lifted to "treat him with dignity ad respect", proceeds to destroy the roof, and they don't get him down until 11:30am?!? WTF! Tase him and pick up Humpty Dumpty's pieces after his fall. Susan Collin's state, gettin' it good and hard.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Officer Tackleberry when you need him?
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Or "Sledge Hammer," the tv show. Opening scene shows basically jackwagon on a building and good old Sledge whips out a rocket launcher. Got him. Got the building.
DeleteFunny show, cancelled because unfunny tv execs had no sense of dark humor.
Drugs can be a terrible thing
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Which is the tweaker? Hard to tell from the article.
ReplyDeleteWe are not all insane in Maine.... but there is no shortage of wackos and drug addicts up here.
ReplyDeleteMost new businesses are pot dispensaries. I cannot imagine what it will look like in 5 years at this rate.
A certain number will go away from clot shot repercussions. The older Boomers who make up the bulk of the old leftie resistance should be most affected by this. The availability of and willingness to use narcan on the tweakers will go down and the OD fatalities will take out most of them. The pothead "legal" boutiques will start to vanish. It was a typically stupid Maine notion that all you need to do it legalize dope and open a pot shop to get rich. There must be 5 or 10 of them in every little town in the state.
DeleteAnyone who equates smoking doobage with being a tweeker is a senseless idiot.
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A waste of man power. Obviously, the police and fire department weren't required. A bespectacled, fat middle aged social worker wagging her finger at him could have done the job by crooning:
ReplyDeleteTold you once before
And I won't tell you no more
Get down, get down, get down
You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around
it's a shame that one or two weeks in the stocks went out of fashion as a punishment.
ReplyDelete"Crisis negotiators". Sheesh. I can negotiate my own crises, thank you very much. No need for a 'specialist'.
ReplyDelete"Drugs are bad...m'kay"
ReplyDeleteAll that, when a single well-placed rubber bullet would have done the job.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell the Bangor PD is full of DEI. (Dipshit Elitist Incompetents)
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After several visits to that state (which it's beautiful) I believe most of the people have webbed feet. A state that truly works for the unworking citizens.
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