I had an Exxon garage for years and had a guy working for me that would weld on gas tanks. But first he would take out the tank, remove the sender, and jam one of our exhaust hoses into it and run the tow truck exhaust through it for a while. Then he would put the tank on the far side of the RC machine and reach around the corner with the torch and sorta wave it back and forth across the fill neck, just to make sure.
He only blew one up, and fortunately didn't lose the arm, just a bunch of stiches.
Fuel storage facility near where I grew up had a leak. They flooded the tank then added a detergent that was supposed to neutralise gasoline. Drained, atmospheric checks, the whole nine yards. Welder went in to do the repair, touched the rod and Boom! He was dismembered, the top blown off the tank. I remember driving by and seeing what was left. I was probably five at the time.
He's filming it and is fixated with the view finder rather than the bigger picture. Photographers have been killed doing that at motor racing events where they film the car etc... that hits them.
The boat was following the boat in front, riding in it's wake & caught it just right & it hooked & threw it into a hard turn. V bottoms are notorious for that.
Have a friend that his dad was doing repair work in the oilfield .... Back around 1984-85 he was on a production platform to repair a riser stack... The risers were for natural gas and was certified and tagged out as being gas freed and tested... When Mr Allen popped a hole in a riser to begin cutting it out it blew.. He was thrown off his scaffolding and into the gulf about 90 feet below.. He lived but suffered severe burns on something like 80% of his body.. He collected a big fat check that they proceeded to blow on stupid shit.. JD
Thanks. Got my satisfying FAFO fill for the day, so now since it's a nice bright day I'll grab my lawn chair, slap on some sunscreen, head to a nearby newly constructed roundabout and watch the clown show.
I saw that, how do you not see an aircraft carrier in front of you... Most likely it was on autopilot and nobody was paying attention... Drunk drivers are a harzard everywhere JD
Had the fuel line on my VW pop the line off below the fuel pump while running down the road at 60mph one morning. First clue I had that something was wrong was when I saw smoke coming up over the back seat, heh. And number 10 is why a racing bike should have a kill switch attached to the rider.
#1, Close friend, his brother died doing just that. Farm situation, large tank. Friend came home from high school to find his older brother dead on the ground, minus his head.
Airbag deployed waaay after the crash. I’ve worked several accidents where the airbags deployed after the crash. Usually causing more severe injuries than the crash did. First rule of thumb at a crash site is pop a battery cable off as soon as you safely can.
My bad, I was thinking of another gif I've got scheduled for Thursday and didn't bother to check before replying. Yes, I schedule my Good Mornings, gifs and memes that far ahead.
#1. When i was in the Air Force we used to cut up 55 gallon drums for various reasons, mostly to make grills. I started to cut one with a oxy acetylene torch that i had been told was freshly steamed, the lying co%*sucker of a master sergeant lied. He didn't know why it needed to be steamed so he didn't think it was important. When that sucker blew I was more scared than hurt, but a lot less trusting than I had been.
Some wild ones today; esp #'s 8 & 10. Been riding close to 40 years and never seen either of those happen before
ReplyDelete#! - Lucky effer.
ReplyDeleteI had an Exxon garage for years and had a guy working for me that would weld on gas tanks. But first he would take out the tank, remove the sender, and jam one of our exhaust hoses into it and run the tow truck exhaust through it for a while. Then he would put the tank on the far side of the RC machine and reach around the corner with the torch and sorta wave it back and forth across the fill neck, just to make sure.
He only blew one up, and fortunately didn't lose the arm, just a bunch of stiches.
Fuel storage facility near where I grew up had a leak. They flooded the tank then added a detergent that was supposed to neutralise gasoline. Drained, atmospheric checks, the whole nine yards. Welder went in to do the repair, touched the rod and Boom! He was dismembered, the top blown off the tank. I remember driving by and seeing what was left. I was probably five at the time.
DeleteThe detergent was likely Alconox. I wouldn't trust it.
DeleteSo many perfect examples of the "FAFO" principle: Most notably: #2, #4, #5
ReplyDeleteIf I saw something like #6 coming in I'd be backing the f**k outta there at a dead run and looking for high ground.
ReplyDeleteHe's filming it and is fixated with the view finder rather than the bigger picture. Photographers have been killed doing that at motor racing events where they film the car etc... that hits them.
Delete#8- Luckiest person is the passenger who wasn't on there-
ReplyDelete#9- Asian driver?
The boat was following the boat in front, riding in it's wake & caught it just right & it hooked & threw it into a hard turn. V bottoms are notorious for that.
DeleteHave a friend that his dad was doing repair work in the oilfield .... Back around 1984-85 he was on a production platform to repair a riser stack... The risers were for natural gas and was certified and tagged out as being gas freed and tested... When Mr Allen popped a hole in a riser to begin cutting it out it blew.. He was thrown off his scaffolding and into the gulf about 90 feet below.. He lived but suffered severe burns on something like 80% of his body.. He collected a big fat check that they proceeded to blow on stupid shit..
ReplyDeleteJD
ReplyDeleteThanks. Got my satisfying FAFO fill for the day, so now since it's a nice bright day I'll grab my lawn chair, slap on some sunscreen, head to a nearby newly constructed roundabout and watch the clown show.
Last week, a DUI Capt drove his fishing boat into the USS Midway Museum in SD Bay.
ReplyDeleteSomebody noticed
Frank G
I saw that, how do you not see an aircraft carrier in front of you...
DeleteMost likely it was on autopilot and nobody was paying attention... Drunk drivers are a harzard everywhere
JD
Had the fuel line on my VW pop the line off below the fuel pump while running down the road at 60mph one morning. First clue I had that something was wrong was when I saw smoke coming up over the back seat, heh.
ReplyDeleteAnd number 10 is why a racing bike should have a kill switch attached to the rider.
#1, Close friend, his brother died doing just that. Farm situation, large tank. Friend came home from high school to find his older brother dead on the ground, minus his head.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend whose uncle did that same thing. Only he was using a hammer and chisel to cut the top off of a 55 gallon drum
DeleteIt blew up and took his head off as well. You are not from Michigan by any chance are you?
No, Wyoming, but the story was from Oregon, late 80's.
DeleteI thought #8 may have been trying out for another Ghost Rider movie
ReplyDelete#3 - "This isn't Diet ..."
ReplyDelete#10 - Get Yourself A Honda !!
Under the influence of the post above this one, I found myself asking "Everclear?" after watching each of the .gifs. ;-)
ReplyDelete#10 A motorcycle named "Christine"?
ReplyDelete#2 - Did that idiot break the driver's side window at the end?
ReplyDeleteYup.
DeleteAirbag deployed waaay after the crash. I’ve worked several accidents where the airbags deployed after the crash. Usually causing more severe injuries than the crash did. First rule of thumb at a crash site is pop a battery cable off as soon as you safely can.
DeleteNope, look closer... window was already down.... the airbag went off!
DeleteMy bad, I was thinking of another gif I've got scheduled for Thursday and didn't bother to check before replying. Yes, I schedule my Good Mornings, gifs and memes that far ahead.
Delete#1. When i was in the Air Force we used to cut up 55 gallon drums for various reasons, mostly to make grills. I started to cut one with a oxy acetylene torch that i had been told was freshly steamed, the lying co%*sucker of a master sergeant lied. He didn't know why it needed to be steamed so he didn't think it was important. When that sucker blew I was more scared than hurt, but a lot less trusting than I had been.
ReplyDelete#10 - When they made that bike somone fergot to instal the Quit in it!
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