#7 if that doesn't make you feel, your not human brings a tear to my eye. #14 cracks me up truth to dat #16 what the fuck happened? We all know what happened #20 Dumbarat says it all These are really good thank you happy 4th to you and family!
#19 - Fun fact...who finally perfected frozen OJ concentrate?
No, not OJ Simpleton. Ben Hill Griffin of Frostproof, FL. His family has donated north of $100MM to the Univ. of FL. His sorta famous granddaughter, Katherine Harris, was FL's AG during the 2000 Prez election.
# 1. Yeah, what's up with that # 2 So true # 6. LMFAO # 9. Well if you see me like that there's a lot more than ventilation going on # 13. Oh it's not free, far from it # 20. Nobody ever said they were intelligent JD
#1 ... Has anyone else noticed that the fatter the chick, the shorter her shorts? Just today at the HEB it was a blubberfest of jiggling cellulite on some of the most thunderous thighs I've ever seen. And here I thought the pajama pants was bad a couple of months back...
#14 - Fireworks are completely legal where I live and people in the neighborhood spend an incredible amount of money on them. I just pull my lawn chair out on the driveway.
#8 - It's true, very true. I know someone who had a deep brain bleed and it ruined her ability to lay down most short term memories. So, well, she can watch the same movie once a year and it's like new.
And, yes, #8 is funny. If you can't laugh at fucked-up situations, then you must be a liberal whiny crybaby who needs a safe space. Yeah, dark humor works.
#9. About those Summer dresses to "ventilate the undercarriage":
When the waterbed craze took off in the 70's, I knew a guy who sold them out of a truck and would set up a waterbed at flea markets and invite people to lay down on them. The gals with dresses?? He was shocked at how many went with full and complete ventilation.
The boyfriends usually coughed up the $250 and hauled one away. I think his cost was $75.
17 for ya'll that don't know there's boiled peanuts in that silver and black thing in the background. They smell horrible but are pretty good if seasoned
Born in Oregon nearly 70 years ago. Lived in the bad part. Now live on the edge of the good part. The bad part is full of the sick motherfuckers and criminal aliens that I still have to deal with on a daily basis. I still think 40K+ rounds of ammo isn't enough.
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#7 if that doesn't make you feel, your not human brings a tear to my eye.
ReplyDelete#14 cracks me up truth to dat
#16 what the fuck happened?
We all know what happened
#20 Dumbarat says it all
These are really good thank you happy 4th to you and family!
#19 - Fun fact...who finally perfected frozen OJ concentrate?
ReplyDeleteNo, not OJ Simpleton. Ben Hill Griffin of Frostproof, FL. His family has donated north of $100MM to the Univ. of FL. His sorta famous granddaughter, Katherine Harris, was FL's AG during the 2000 Prez election.
I was going to guess Louis Winthorpe III and Billy Ray Valentine for the frozen concentrated OJ.
DeleteTrading Places reference for the win.
Delete# 1. Yeah, what's up with that
ReplyDelete# 2 So true
# 6. LMFAO
# 9. Well if you see me like that there's a lot more than ventilation going on
# 13. Oh it's not free, far from it
# 20. Nobody ever said they were intelligent
JD
#10 With rum, the lash, and buggery?
ReplyDelete#18 New?
ReplyDeleteI think that’s an adult film actress named Mia Kalifa. She’s seen approximately 700 yards of penises in her career.
Delete#1 ... Has anyone else noticed that the fatter the chick, the shorter her shorts? Just today at the HEB it was a blubberfest of jiggling cellulite on some of the most thunderous thighs I've ever seen. And here I thought the pajama pants was bad a couple of months back...
ReplyDelete#5. Jerk store
ReplyDelete#10- If Rosie O'Donnell and Otis Campbell (Mayberry town drunk) had a child-
ReplyDelete#1- Wow, she's Hutt!
ReplyDelete#14 - Fireworks are completely legal where I live and people in the neighborhood spend an incredible amount of money on them. I just pull my lawn chair out on the driveway.
ReplyDelete#8 - It's true, very true. I know someone who had a deep brain bleed and it ruined her ability to lay down most short term memories. So, well, she can watch the same movie once a year and it's like new.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, #8 is funny. If you can't laugh at fucked-up situations, then you must be a liberal whiny crybaby who needs a safe space. Yeah, dark humor works.
#9. About those Summer dresses to "ventilate the undercarriage":
ReplyDeleteWhen the waterbed craze took off in the 70's, I knew a guy who sold them out of a truck and would set up a waterbed at flea markets and invite people to lay down on them. The gals with dresses?? He was shocked at how many went with full and complete ventilation.
The boyfriends usually coughed up the $250 and hauled one away. I think his cost was $75.
#17 Gas station chicken. It's not just a southron thing. We have Royal Farms in PA. Nasty.
ReplyDeleteOurs is edible. That's the difference.
Delete17 for ya'll that don't know there's boiled peanuts in that silver and black thing in the background. They smell horrible but are pretty good if seasoned
ReplyDeleteBorn in Oregon nearly 70 years ago. Lived in the bad part. Now live on the edge of the good part. The bad part is full of the sick motherfuckers and criminal aliens that I still have to deal with on a daily basis. I still think 40K+ rounds of ammo isn't enough.
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