I like #19. Never spent any money on ringtones - but I used to clip a few songs and make my own custom ring tones, and assign them to contacts. - and yes, my phone has been on silent now for probably close 7 years.
Where THEY have been in control everything's gone to hell. But they are angry that We don't want to hand them the Keys to the Kingdom and let them run everything. We are Eeevill for resisting them and their quest for Utopia. Unteachable, unreachable, it's like they can't see that their policies are failures.
4: I don't miss cassettes. Not one bit. 9: Fun fact: sea levels haven't changed in the last century. 19: Never paid for any but I obsessively collected mp3s so I had lots until the novelty wore off in 2008-9. I was almost inspired to make the "Don't trust China, China is asshoe" remix my ringtone when that came out 6-7 years ago but never got around to it.
#1 until Trump publishes the Epstein files MAGA has no leg to stand to make this claim.
As much as we hate it democrats voted multiple times to publish the files and republicans blocked them. Johnson shut down the house just so that they didn't have to vote NO.
Fuck democrats and fuck MAGA too! MAGA is not living up to their promises.
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ReplyDeleteWow! #20 in spades!
ReplyDelete#19 so... he got 10 years use out of them?
ReplyDeleteDing, ding, ding we have 20 winners 🏆
ReplyDeleteJD
I like #19. Never spent any money on ringtones - but I used to clip a few songs and make my own custom ring tones, and assign them to contacts. - and yes, my phone has been on silent now for probably close 7 years.
ReplyDeleteWhere THEY have been in control everything's gone to hell. But they are angry that We don't want to hand them the Keys to the Kingdom and let them run everything. We are Eeevill for resisting them and their quest for Utopia. Unteachable, unreachable, it's like they can't see that their policies are failures.
ReplyDeleteThey aren't. They achieve exactly what they intend.
Delete#4 - not a pencil, a clear Bic pen.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember pencils fitting, they were too small, but a Bic pen was perfect.
Delete#2 - Wait till you see the look on their faces when they're told the captain wants to go water skiing...
ReplyDelete#6 - This scandal smells like my vagina.
ReplyDeleteBack in 2006, asked for a phone w/out a camera. Sorry, Wrong Question. Apologies to Barbara Stanwyck, hope someone gets that relation.
ReplyDelete'Sorry, Wrong Number' -1948. Good, but not as good as she was in 'Double Indemnity.'
Delete4: I don't miss cassettes. Not one bit.
ReplyDelete9: Fun fact: sea levels haven't changed in the last century.
19: Never paid for any but I obsessively collected mp3s so I had lots until the novelty wore off in 2008-9. I was almost inspired to make the "Don't trust China, China is asshoe" remix my ringtone when that came out 6-7 years ago but never got around to it.
#1 until Trump publishes the Epstein files MAGA has no leg to stand to make this claim.
ReplyDeleteAs much as we hate it democrats voted multiple times to publish the files and republicans blocked them. Johnson shut down the house just so that they didn't have to vote NO.
Fuck democrats and fuck MAGA too!
MAGA is not living up to their promises.