A Florida Man who cops believe was stabbed in a drug dispute was in surgery when a nurse discovered a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his rectum, according to court records.
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ReplyDeleteUse your imagination.
DeleteDamn! Fireworks already? ;-)
DeleteMy imagination is very graphic, but not THAT graphic. Thank God.
DeleteHis excuse was his gerbil has a bad habit.
ReplyDeletePrison wallet was full
ReplyDeleteJD
Tin foil? That sounds like a rough ride through the . . .
ReplyDelete(I was trying to come up with something poetic, but all I can think of is) . . . asshole.
Rectum? Hell, they destroyed him.
ReplyDelete...a glass crack pipe, a lighter, and tin foil containing cocaine in his rectum...
ReplyDeleteWhat, no beer chaser?
What a party pooper.
ReplyDeleteI had something about shitty meth but it's useless with a crack lighter.
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