Yep, the flying shoes got me, too. #2 What did he think the meter box would do, or whatever that was? #8 I kept expecting someone to get head butted, but the sheep just calmly walked on by.
#1: I've always said Mother Nature is actually a homicidal maniac #3: Odds on this dude finding a lawyer? #4: That operator needs to be behind the wheel of a race car.
#1 Many times I've been alone in the wood. All quiet not a stir. Suddenly a crack and I'd watch an old tree fall to the forest floor with a loud whump, whump, whump. Then silence again. To me it was a special moment. Realizing I was the only human on the planet witnessing and attending the trees funeral. Watching it last hurrah as it sucumbed to age. Kind of a spiritual thing I reckon.
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I had to laugh at the shoes flying in #3, then at the crotch punch in #9.
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Yep, the flying shoes got me, too.
Delete#2 What did he think the meter box would do, or whatever that was?
#8 I kept expecting someone to get head butted, but the sheep just calmly walked on by.
Hey, she looked good enough that I'd probably cop a feel too, given the chance. Always had a thing for long haired brunettes in short dresses.
Delete#5. There's a fine line between being a hero and being a zero. And he hit that line.
ReplyDelete#1 was she taking his temperature or massaging his prostate?
ReplyDelete#5 Perhaps sit on the carpet, not wear it as a cape. Oh, and time the tide and waves better.
ReplyDeleteAnother Muzzie bites the dust, I mean sand. Jeff C in NC
Delete#5 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Blackman!
ReplyDeleteThese are all excellent.
ReplyDeleteThe scene interrupted in #1 will spark stories for a long time.
#10 Counting coup?
ReplyDelete#8 - "Be vewy, vewy quiet."
ReplyDeleteWatching that gif gives me the heebie-jeebies.
#1: I've always said Mother Nature is actually a homicidal maniac #3: Odds on this dude finding a lawyer? #4: That operator needs to be behind the wheel of a race car.
ReplyDelete#5 The short range anti shipping muslim was not as effective as the Houthis had hoped!
ReplyDelete#6 Got to sharpen them Tines
ReplyDelete#1: Forest Interuptus; a tree fell in the forest and they heard and saw it!
ReplyDelete#1 Many times I've been alone in the wood. All quiet not a stir. Suddenly a crack and I'd watch an old tree fall to the forest floor with a loud whump, whump, whump. Then silence again. To me it was a special moment. Realizing I was the only human on the planet witnessing and attending the trees funeral. Watching it last hurrah as it sucumbed to age. Kind of a spiritual thing I reckon.
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