Yep, the flying shoes got me, too. #2 What did he think the meter box would do, or whatever that was? #8 I kept expecting someone to get head butted, but the sheep just calmly walked on by.
#1: I've always said Mother Nature is actually a homicidal maniac #3: Odds on this dude finding a lawyer? #4: That operator needs to be behind the wheel of a race car.
#1 Many times I've been alone in the wood. All quiet not a stir. Suddenly a crack and I'd watch an old tree fall to the forest floor with a loud whump, whump, whump. Then silence again. To me it was a special moment. Realizing I was the only human on the planet witnessing and attending the trees funeral. Watching it last hurrah as it sucumbed to age. Kind of a spiritual thing I reckon.
Elmo. One of my best moments. I was maybe twelve splitting wood for camp down by the dock. I heard some noise and through the blueberry bushes I could see something kind of floating my way. I thought a log was rolling in the current and the broken limbs were popping up out of the water. Then I realized, it's a pond, there aint no current that strong. Finally what it was floated in front of me about six foot away. It was a family of Otter and boy they were mad at me. They were barking and carrying on. I just froze. They went on by and I turned and my father was just up a ways from me splitting too. He looked at me and said remember that cuz you will never see it again. That was in the Adirondacks where I was raised. Oh, and mums the word on the spiritual shit.
Your Dad was right. That was a once in a lifetime experience. Evey time I've seen a River Otter it was high tailing it away from me. It was still a thrill, though. One sighting was at my house, and I couldn't believe that little creek in front of my place could be Otter habitat. But it sure must be.
#2: This would be the guy trying to contain that high pressure vat leak with a bucket. Points for effort, but you never really understand the power of water pressure until you experience it. #3: I believe this is the one where he's kinda hopping/dancing around, and lands on the treadmill not realizing it's going at a good speed. Classic. #5: That must have hurt like hell. #9: "Fisto is ready to serve." Or maybe just a Japanese robot import. #10: Male lions will chase down animals and rip out their throats or balls out of boredom, someone's got a death wish.
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I had to laugh at the shoes flying in #3, then at the crotch punch in #9.
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Yep, the flying shoes got me, too.
Delete#2 What did he think the meter box would do, or whatever that was?
#8 I kept expecting someone to get head butted, but the sheep just calmly walked on by.
Hey, she looked good enough that I'd probably cop a feel too, given the chance. Always had a thing for long haired brunettes in short dresses.
Delete#5. There's a fine line between being a hero and being a zero. And he hit that line.
ReplyDelete#1 was she taking his temperature or massaging his prostate?
ReplyDelete#5 Perhaps sit on the carpet, not wear it as a cape. Oh, and time the tide and waves better.
ReplyDeleteAnother Muzzie bites the dust, I mean sand. Jeff C in NC
Delete#5 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Blackman!
ReplyDeleteThese are all excellent.
ReplyDeleteThe scene interrupted in #1 will spark stories for a long time.
#10 Counting coup?
ReplyDeleteJackal style-
Delete#8 - "Be vewy, vewy quiet."
ReplyDeleteWatching that gif gives me the heebie-jeebies.
#1: I've always said Mother Nature is actually a homicidal maniac #3: Odds on this dude finding a lawyer? #4: That operator needs to be behind the wheel of a race car.
ReplyDelete#5 The short range anti shipping muslim was not as effective as the Houthis had hoped!
ReplyDelete#6 Got to sharpen them Tines
ReplyDelete#1: Forest Interuptus; a tree fell in the forest and they heard and saw it!
ReplyDelete#1 Many times I've been alone in the wood. All quiet not a stir. Suddenly a crack and I'd watch an old tree fall to the forest floor with a loud whump, whump, whump. Then silence again. To me it was a special moment. Realizing I was the only human on the planet witnessing and attending the trees funeral. Watching it last hurrah as it sucumbed to age. Kind of a spiritual thing I reckon.
ReplyDeleteDon't go turning Hippie on us, Bright Eyes.
DeleteElmo, Heaven forbid, I stand corrected.
DeleteIt's cool. I may be a logger, but I've gotten that spiritual feeling while in the woods myself.
DeleteDon't tell anybody.
Elmo. One of my best moments. I was maybe twelve splitting wood for camp down by the dock. I heard some noise and through the blueberry bushes I could see something kind of floating my way. I thought a log was rolling in the current and the broken limbs were popping up out of the water. Then I realized, it's a pond, there aint no current that strong. Finally what it was floated in front of me about six foot away. It was a family of Otter and boy they were mad at me. They were barking and carrying on. I just froze. They went on by and I turned and my father was just up a ways from me splitting too. He looked at me and said remember that cuz you will never see it again. That was in the Adirondacks where I was raised. Oh, and mums the word on the spiritual shit.
DeleteYour Dad was right. That was a once in a lifetime experience.
DeleteEvey time I've seen a River Otter it was high tailing it away from me. It was still a thrill, though.
One sighting was at my house, and I couldn't believe that little creek in front of my place could be Otter habitat. But it sure must be.
8: Zero F*cks Given
ReplyDelete- WDS
#9- Is it coincidence or by design that the sexual assault robot is black?
ReplyDelete#5- 2028 Olympic diving finalist representing the Kingdom of Wakanda-
ReplyDelete#6 climate change left those tines down
ReplyDelete#2: This would be the guy trying to contain that high pressure vat leak with a bucket. Points for effort, but you never really understand the power of water pressure until you experience it.
ReplyDelete#3: I believe this is the one where he's kinda hopping/dancing around, and lands on the treadmill not realizing it's going at a good speed. Classic.
#5: That must have hurt like hell.
#9: "Fisto is ready to serve." Or maybe just a Japanese robot import.
#10: Male lions will chase down animals and rip out their throats or balls out of boredom, someone's got a death wish.