To the determined, anything can be a dildo: A young lady named Jill Tried dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil.
There once was a woman named Alice. Who used a half stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in South Carolina. And bits of her tit's were in Dallas.
Somewhat off topic, but my contribution. There once was a woman named Mott, Who lived off of shit, piss, and snot. When she ran out of these She ate the green cheese That she scraped off her hairy old twat.
#2 is backwards. Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel (of the Prize) to keep nitroglycerin from doing just that. Drop a jar of nitroglycerin "and after that the judgment" (heaven or hell). Drop a stick of dynamite, just bend over and pick it up.
So long as it's 'fresh'... if i'ts old and 'sweated'.... you'll be in for a 'surprise'. I grew up about 10 miles from a dynamite factory... and then there was that fateful day of window shattering report.
I've ran across old dynamite while exploring abandoned mine shafts. No, I didn't fuck with it in any way, shape or form. I'd heard about how unstable old dynamite was.
I KNOW, RIGHT? I hated that movie - one long cringe from start to finish. My wife loves it though. (I'll be fine, dear, I brought a book and earplugs!)
Great video of a Carnival blackie brawl with hilarious narration (unfortunately, YouTube signin required, probably due to “colorful” narration language): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxuVQK1-qJ4&rco=1
Notice the tiny claws on the tiny kitten are already extended. And they are like micro-needles. They will cut you so quick that you won't even see the blood for two or three seconds, heh, heh.
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Beauties. All of them.
ReplyDelete# 2 And a little more over there
ReplyDelete# 9 Don't forget to tell her how stupid her hair looks
# 20 Pussy
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#19 - I totally relate to that.
ReplyDelete2nd. Every time, too. No matter how many times I've made that particular thing.
DeleteJohn G.
Indeed. But I've just dumped coffee grounds all over it.
DeleteYep..
Delete#2. Abdul found some dynamite
ReplyDeleteDidn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Abdul seven days.
To the determined, anything can be a dildo:
DeleteA young lady named Jill
Tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
There once was a woman named Alice.
DeleteWho used a half stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina.
And bits of her tit's were in Dallas.
Them girls got around
DeleteSomewhat off topic, but my contribution.
DeleteThere once was a woman named Mott,
Who lived off of shit, piss, and snot.
When she ran out of these
She ate the green cheese
That she scraped off her hairy old twat.
#9. For lip rings I often ask if stealing night crawlers is worth it.
ReplyDelete#2 is backwards. Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel (of the Prize) to keep nitroglycerin from doing just that. Drop a jar of nitroglycerin "and after that the judgment" (heaven or hell). Drop a stick of dynamite, just bend over and pick it up.
ReplyDeleteSo long as it's 'fresh'... if i'ts old and 'sweated'.... you'll be in for a 'surprise'. I grew up about 10 miles from a dynamite factory... and then there was that fateful day of window shattering report.
DeleteI've ran across old dynamite while exploring abandoned mine shafts. No, I didn't fuck with it in any way, shape or form. I'd heard about how unstable old dynamite was.
Delete#14 Napoleon dynamite lol
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, RIGHT? I hated that movie - one long cringe from start to finish. My wife loves it though. (I'll be fine, dear, I brought a book and earplugs!)
DeleteJohn G.
Ahh....#5? Not getting that one.
ReplyDeleteThink Spirit Airlines also.
DeleteAlso Malls in East St. Louis.
DeleteI saw a youtube video a few days ago where they blamed a lot of mall closures on the black problem children.
DeleteFalse! Its NOT just the children!
Delete“People who annoy you”
DeleteGreat video of a Carnival blackie brawl with hilarious narration (unfortunately, YouTube signin required, probably due to “colorful” narration language): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxuVQK1-qJ4&rco=1
Delete#1. Conscience, too.
ReplyDelete#4 It's the fingers. She likes long fingers. 👉
ReplyDelete#19 is me, at least twice a week. Have I learned my lesson?
ReplyDeleteNah, I'm a guy.
spat my tea out when i saw 20
ReplyDeleteNotice the tiny claws on the tiny kitten are already extended. And they are like micro-needles. They will cut you so quick that you won't even see the blood for two or three seconds, heh, heh.
ReplyDelete#5 And the mall, the new water park they've had to close twice in a month, the gas station , the playground, & on & on.
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