Well, today I got my finger stuck in the slot on a cabinet door as I walked past. You know, that finger that got smashed flat about 50 yrs ago and causes immense pain once in awhile. At least I didn't spill the eggs or knock over the coffee.
That gives me an idea; I'ma start logging which day in the week the finger erupts in pain.
#1- Soundtrack- ZZZZZT!! (dull thud) Oh fuck!! AHHHH! (crash) AIEEEEE! (heavy thump) (groaning) YOU STUPID FUCKER! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HELP YOU! (more groaning) Ow, my balls! GM
Contract truck showed up with shiny new patrol boat on it and had clearly gone under a low bridge and claims he didn't notice the demolished pilot house and mast on the boat and was offended when we started the process of having him take it straight back to the manufacturer.
1: My dad made a platform (just 3 2x4s, some brackets, and two pieces of plywood) so he had somewhere to put the ladder when he had to change the lights in the basement entrance, which was at the corner of two short flights of stairs linking the basement to the upstairs. It took him maybe an hour to put it all together. My dad is gone and it's my brother's house now, but that thing still gets used every couple of years. These idiots could come up with something slightly more complex and maybe save a life.
2: That could have gone worse.
6: I wonder if she realized how lucky she was there.
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Well, today I got my finger stuck in the slot on a cabinet door as I walked past. You know, that finger that got smashed flat about 50 yrs ago and causes immense pain once in awhile. At least I didn't spill the eggs or knock over the coffee.
ReplyDeleteThat gives me an idea; I'ma start logging which day in the week the finger erupts in pain.
Better, now.
ReplyDeleteThank God for protecting me from my own stoopid back when I had energy to make it work.
#4- You'd crash too if you had that cloud of pot smoke surrounding your head-
ReplyDeleteGM
All 10 will electrify your schadenboner
ReplyDelete#1- Soundtrack-
ReplyDeleteZZZZZT!!
(dull thud)
Oh fuck!!
AHHHH!
(crash)
AIEEEEE!
(heavy thump)
(groaning)
YOU STUPID FUCKER! THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HELP YOU!
(more groaning) Ow, my balls!
GM
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9. (Rodeo) Clown College.
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#9 Sometimes the bull wins.
ReplyDelete#9 ain't falling for that weak sauce deke….he’s seen that before.
ReplyDeleteMy Monday is pretty good so far, fingers crossed it stays that way
ReplyDeleteJD
Dammit, Darwin fails again.
ReplyDelete#9 - "So son, how was your 1st day at Rodeo Clown school ?" Damn, that bovine is a quick mofo. Has very quick moves.
ReplyDelete#3 broken nose
ReplyDelete#8 You would have to be some kind of extra stupid to try that
ReplyDelete#10 "It was my first day."
ReplyDelete#1 ... For those who remember the hated 'analogies' from high school SAT tests -
ReplyDeleteWomen : Stripper poles :: Men : Ladders
Contract truck showed up with shiny new patrol boat on it and had clearly gone under a low bridge and claims he didn't notice the demolished pilot house and mast on the boat and was offended when we started the process of having him take it straight back to the manufacturer.
ReplyDelete#5 No real harm done … existing damage was probably caused by preceding bridge
ReplyDelete1: My dad made a platform (just 3 2x4s, some brackets, and two pieces of plywood) so he had somewhere to put the ladder when he had to change the lights in the basement entrance, which was at the corner of two short flights of stairs linking the basement to the upstairs. It took him maybe an hour to put it all together. My dad is gone and it's my brother's house now, but that thing still gets used every couple of years. These idiots could come up with something slightly more complex and maybe save a life.
ReplyDelete2: That could have gone worse.
6: I wonder if she realized how lucky she was there.
7: Johnny's first day as an anarchist.
8: I'd probably wind up the same way.