# 1 Why ? Everyone knows not to do that # 3 Pressure cooker ? # 7 Not going to work # 9 Had a work buddy that bought a well used 68 - 69 Mustang coupe that went up in flames in front of a 7 11 due to the fuel line coming into contact with the exhaust manifold ... JD
#1 - The last time I saw a fridge like that I put on a bandana and started playing a fife! "C'mon boys, follow me" and marched that shit right outta the house! Harry
Or they (idiotically) attempted to remove the lid while it was still under pressure. In which case we hope that they weren't TOO seriously injured, because they sure as shit got hurt.
#3) Ah, the ol' pressure cooker. My mom had one shoot the safety-release plug through the ceiling and out the roof. It was just a metal dowel press-fit into the lid. Crazy design. It made a perfect bullet.
#2 could be many places on Long Island where the L.I.R.R. passes by. When I drove a truck I knew all the places I could safely go under. There are MANY L.I.R.R. overpasses that are 8 feet or less, especially the further east you go towards Montauk.
3) the pressure cooker blowing up always gets me. Neighbor had a pressure cooker and said that they'll just blow up on you. Then her daughter said you shouldn't open them with a hammer mom! 9) the other weekend I had a similar problem with the riding mower. The carburetor was leaking gas into the intake and hydrolocked the cylinder. Pulled the sparkplug and cranked it to spit the gas out. Didn't pay attention to the sparkplug wire until poof. Fire extinguisher did it's job though. Now the mower looks like a lemon sugar cookie. Upstate Redneck
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#10 don't cry over....
ReplyDelete#'s 5&9 brought a tear to the eye though
Delete# 1 Why ? Everyone knows not to do that
ReplyDelete# 3 Pressure cooker ?
# 7 Not going to work
# 9 Had a work buddy that bought a well used 68 - 69 Mustang coupe that went up in flames in front of a 7 11 due to the fuel line coming into contact with the exhaust manifold ...
JD
Not everyone. Besides, Trump said you can’t stick a soda can in a freezer so they HAD to do it!
Delete#3 - cooking meth?
ReplyDelete#3 pressure cooker fail
ReplyDelete#1. I don't think I've ever seen that happen to a fridge before. Microwave, sure. Refrigerator? I think this is the first.
ReplyDeleteIt was just a can of Coke that blew up in the freezer because somebody forgot about it.
DeleteYup. Somebody had a warm soda, put in in the freezer figuring it'd cool off quicker (which it does) and then left it in too long.
DeleteJohn G.
2. I'm alway reminded of the Bill Engvall joke every time I see a "truck stuck under an overpass" picture.
ReplyDelete-lg
Yep! “Here’s your sign!”
Delete#3 lightly oil the gasket, make sure it's latched and if the rocker aint rocking yer in a world a shit.
ReplyDelete#1 - The last time I saw a fridge like that I put on a bandana and started playing a fife!
ReplyDelete"C'mon boys, follow me" and marched that shit right outta the house!
Harry
#8 #9 the same car?
ReplyDelete#'s 1 thru 10: Suck it up. As long as your credit cards aren't maxed out life will go on.
ReplyDelete#3 had to be a pressure cooker without a blow-off valve or they used to wrong weight on it.
ReplyDeleteOr they (idiotically) attempted to remove the lid while it was still under pressure. In which case we hope that they weren't TOO seriously injured, because they sure as shit got hurt.
DeleteJohn G.
#3) Ah, the ol' pressure cooker. My mom had one shoot the safety-release plug through the ceiling and out the roof. It was just a metal dowel press-fit into the lid. Crazy design. It made a perfect bullet.
ReplyDelete#2 could be many places on Long Island where the L.I.R.R. passes by. When I drove a truck I knew all the places I could safely go under. There are MANY L.I.R.R. overpasses that are 8 feet or less, especially the further east you go towards Montauk.
ReplyDeleteThose beautiful, low granite overpasses on the NSP and SSP catch a few every year. Idiots who can't read the "No commercial traffic" signs.
Delete3) the pressure cooker blowing up always gets me. Neighbor had a pressure cooker and said that they'll just blow up on you. Then her daughter said you shouldn't open them with a hammer mom!
ReplyDelete9) the other weekend I had a similar problem with the riding mower. The carburetor was leaking gas into the intake and hydrolocked the cylinder. Pulled the sparkplug and cranked it to spit the gas out. Didn't pay attention to the sparkplug wire until poof. Fire extinguisher did it's job though. Now the mower looks like a lemon sugar cookie.
Upstate Redneck
#8 & 9: Stage 4 Check Engine lights on (RickeyG)
ReplyDeleteNo. 9 can be dealt with....should be an early Monday post. If it gets out of hand, it becomes No. 8.
ReplyDeleteY'all have fire extinguishers mounted under your driver's seat, yeah? With a hose on it? Not the dinky 1 Kg makeup sprayers.
#7, poorly secured load, combined with rocket like acceleration or dumped the clutch?
ReplyDeleteToo much weight off the back end. It was okay on the flat, but when he climbed his first little incline the front wheels came off the ground.
DeleteImagine just how powerful a boiler explosion on a steam boat or locomotive were back in the day
ReplyDelete#1 ... Just gonna put a quick chill on this highly pressurized can of freezable liquid...
ReplyDelete9, then 8. How i lost my Elderado.
ReplyDelete#7 India?
ReplyDelete#1 reminds when GF screamed "Wrong Hole"!
ReplyDelete#20 She’s not crying over spilled milk — IB Joe
ReplyDelete#9 Yeah,thats the idea; take a few pics,don't try and put the fire out!
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