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Tuesday, November 25, 2025

I'm not even going to give them an A for effort on this one

Two twisted Texans allegedly planned to invade a small Haitian island with an army of homeless people — to kill all the men so they could enslave the women and kids as “their sex slaves,” according to federal prosecutors.
-WiscoDave

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No disrespect towards the Air Force or their members, but if I was to join an armed service to pick up skills for a take-over, it would not be the Air Force. That would be like entering a Pinewood Derby to train for a Formula One race.

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14 comments:

  1. CritterNovember 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM

    I wonder how they thought it was going to work out. A population of 100k, even if armed with only machetes, could take out a boat full of tweakers and perverts, no matter how armed.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM

    Haitians have some of the highest rates of STIs and these clowns want to make sex slaves out of them ??? Dudes Typhoid Mary was safer to be around than Haitian women.
    DUMBASSES
    JD

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  3. bogsidebunnyNovember 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM

    Great idea if you want to enslave & rape babes who look, sound and smell like Whoopi Goldberg, Michelle Obama and Maxine Waters.

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  4. JenNovember 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM

    Have they SEEN hatian women???
    I mean, they'd have been better off with a good magazine...

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  5. AnonymousNovember 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM

    The United States Air Force’s Special Tactics Force comes to mind...

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    1. AnonymousNovember 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM

      Are they the guys that go out ahead of the main force and put the flags in the cups on the greens?
      Ed

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    2. MeplatNovember 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM

      Are you still posting from India?

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  6. JeffNovember 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM

    You'd think that if they intended invading the island from a sailboat, the guy would have joined the Navy to learn the requisite skills. What a marooon.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM

    One platoon of Texans could have done the job.
    This is a fact.
    Haiti needs a good douche.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM

    The logical consequence of having a large INCEL population

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  9. wv citybillyNovember 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM

    As a young man, I considered the Earth for places to conquer and create my own version of a paradise, deciding on what's now called The Republic of the Congo, as it would survive the end of the world (as we know it). Fortunately, my plans never went beyond a cup of coffee at Denny's, but at the time, I considered it "doable".

    Oddly, every few years I'll read about the arrests of fellows thinking they'd do the same thing. The most recent I'm aware of was in April 2025, but it was an armed coup of the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC).

    https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/defendants-charged-following-armed-coup-attack-democratic-republic-congo

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    1. Mirris HansenNovember 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM

      You should seek professional help...

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  10. AnonymousNovember 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM

    Sounds an awful lot the plot to kidnap the Michigan governor that involved more glowies than normies.

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  11. Univ of Saigon 68November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM

    You have to wonder how many bong hits these guys had to take before they came up with this idiotic plan.

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