Showing posts with label Onion News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Onion News. Show all posts
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Sunday, October 09, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Report: Apocalypse Actually Happened 3 Years Ago
MENLO PARK, CA—Though the event went largely unremarked upon at the time, a report published Monday by the Kaiser Family Foundation has found that the apocalypse, or end of the world, occurred three years ago. "According to our data, the total collapse of all human civilization occurred on or around April 3, 2008," said foundation representative Jodie Palmenterri, citing numerous instances of environmental disaster, humanitarian catastrophe, and economic ruin as unambiguous signs that the world had ended. "Those who have worried for years that human culture was headed toward calamity can rest easy, because it already happened. We are living in a postapocalyptic world. This is it." Palmenterri went on to say that because the apocalypse does not resemble the eschatological predictions of any major religion, it's safe to assume the gods have all forsaken us.
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Sunday, April 03, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
United States Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
Watch it twice and read the headlines running at the bottom of the screen.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Saturday, February 05, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Palin 2012
That's the difference between Conservatives and whiney-bitch liberals. We can laugh at ourselves.
And I'm sorry but I find this Onion News Network fucking hilarious.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
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