Saturday, October 18, 2008

Damn, I bet that hurt!


Click to enlarge. You'll laugh your milk right outa your nose.

Nothing like a good buttfucking to cool your heels


Hmmm, tastes like chicken


Redneck games


You got no room to talk


We like beer


Me too


Ya think?


One stop shopping


What the fuck, I only got two hands, man


Shit, I've been outed


Rats, foiled again!!!!


My partner Roger clowning for the camera


Roger hard at work.

Hot sauce

I read on Tabasco's website a few years ago that the average family uses 2.5 ounces of pepper sauce a year. A quick check of my refrigerator turned up 5 different kinds of hot sauce, none of the bottles under 5 ounces, and I'll burn through those before the end of the year.
Ever sprinkle red Tabasco sauce on your popcorn? Yum........

I'm not even going to mention how many jars of store bought salsa I have, and I use mostly my own homemade stuff.

She'd rather hang her ass out the window than use that nasty toilet


LMAO - I know, I have issues


I bet it didn't take much to talk her into shooting his dumb ass......

Woman obliges after husband begs to be shot

CENTENNIAL, Colo. —
Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument.
She took control of a handgun during the dispute and claimed her husband begged her to shoot him and told her to 'finish it' after she fired a shot.
The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old husband was uncooperative with deputies before he was taken into custody and hospitalized. He was now being held at the Arapahoe County jail after his wife accused him of forcing her into the bathroom and holding a gun to her head before the shooting.
He faces charges of felony menacing, third-degree assault and false imprisonment.
Information from: The Denver Post, http://www.denverpost.com

Here ya go, Ibeam. Enjoy....


High scores are important


Peekaboo!


Haulin' another rig


Damn men


Go for it, kid


Kinda reminds me of the time I rode my Opie Taylor bike down a ski slope one summer when I was 7 or 8.

Happy meal


Thursday, October 16, 2008

Yahoo!

After me and my ex-wife went our separate ways I had to do without a lot of things.
The other day a friend of mine came up and paid me some money that he borrowed a while ago when he was going through HIS divorce, money that I forgot all about. Well, I decided that I'd spend that money on something that I really wanted, so I ordered a fly rod from Cabella's and guess what? It got here today!!!!
Sunday morning, I'm off to the foothills to give it a tryout on some of the streams I've always done pretty good at.
Hopefully I'll have some nice fish pictures to post Sunday or Monday night.

Fun and games in Modesto, California


Oh shit oh dear


Can't say you weren't warned.....


Scissors?


OJ and the Devil

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over and over, he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, man, I can handle this!"
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

5 a day, friends

Sorry folks, but I'm going to try to cut myself down to 5 posts a day - hell, let's make it 35 a week in case I miss a day or two.
I'm spending way too much time doing this and now that the weather is cooling off, this is the time of the year that I start getting out and doing the things I live for - catching big trout, catching bigger trout and catching huge trout.
Thanks for your understanding and check back when you can.

Trust your pilot


Gotta be California (again)


Okay, maybe off the coast of California......

Just a little deeper, Jimmy

A couple of questions about this picture.
What could be so important that they have to dig it out of the privy?
Why would they have paneling with a fancy TP holder in a shithouse?
And why is the person in the hole clothed but the guy holding him/her is undressed?

So you wanna play games?

If you ever get good and pissed off at anybody and want to cost them some money, take a cup full of non-silicon based brake fluid and splash it down the side of their car. The paint will fall off in sheets overnight and the brake fluid will attack the metal itself and rust it badly.
You didn't find this out from me and don't ask how I know.

We'll wrap this shit up before Friday, Pa

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Franklin (and his Daddy)


My friend Brian P from North Carolina and his son Franklin.

Burp! Who's yer Daddy now?


John Prine performs "Sam Stone"

video

Listen to the words if you're not familiar with the song. So sad......

And one for the Ladies.....


Hey, the munchies are a bitch, man

Cops: Man tries to pay for fast food meal with pot

VERO BEACH, Fla. —
A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.

Information from: Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers: http://www.tcpalm.com

Gotcha!


And the Bride was wearing RealTree Camo........


Gotta be California (again)


Now why doesn't it surprise me that he's wearing kneepads?

Doing it just to see if he can


You know he's gonna hit the rug


Preggers


Boys will be boys


Handy device


Hmmm, maybe I'll get this for The Evil Cats for the next time I have to take them to the vet.