I read on Tabasco's website a few years ago that the average family uses 2.5 ounces of pepper sauce a year. A quick check of my refrigerator turned up 5 different kinds of hot sauce, none of the bottles under 5 ounces, and I'll burn through those before the end of the year.
Ever sprinkle red Tabasco sauce on your popcorn? Yum........
I'm not even going to mention how many jars of store bought salsa I have, and I use mostly my own homemade stuff.
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
I bet it didn't take much to talk her into shooting his dumb ass......
Woman obliges after husband begs to be shot
CENTENNIAL, Colo. —
Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument.
She took control of a handgun during the dispute and claimed her husband begged her to shoot him and told her to 'finish it' after she fired a shot.
The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old husband was uncooperative with deputies before he was taken into custody and hospitalized. He was now being held at the Arapahoe County jail after his wife accused him of forcing her into the bathroom and holding a gun to her head before the shooting.
He faces charges of felony menacing, third-degree assault and false imprisonment.
Information from: The Denver Post, http://www.denverpost.com
CENTENNIAL, Colo. —
Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument.
She took control of a handgun during the dispute and claimed her husband begged her to shoot him and told her to 'finish it' after she fired a shot.
The sheriff's office said the 34-year-old husband was uncooperative with deputies before he was taken into custody and hospitalized. He was now being held at the Arapahoe County jail after his wife accused him of forcing her into the bathroom and holding a gun to her head before the shooting.
He faces charges of felony menacing, third-degree assault and false imprisonment.
Information from: The Denver Post, http://www.denverpost.com
Go for it, kid
Friday, October 17, 2008
Susan Tedeschi sings "Angel From Montgomery"
This song was written by John Prine. I think it's just cooler than shit the way she brings in The Grateful Dead's "Sugaree" towards the end. Damn, I love the way this girl wails. She is definitely one of my favorite artists.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Yahoo!
After me and my ex-wife went our separate ways I had to do without a lot of things.
The other day a friend of mine came up and paid me some money that he borrowed a while ago when he was going through HIS divorce, money that I forgot all about. Well, I decided that I'd spend that money on something that I really wanted, so I ordered a fly rod from Cabella's and guess what? It got here today!!!!
Sunday morning, I'm off to the foothills to give it a tryout on some of the streams I've always done pretty good at.
Hopefully I'll have some nice fish pictures to post Sunday or Monday night.
The other day a friend of mine came up and paid me some money that he borrowed a while ago when he was going through HIS divorce, money that I forgot all about. Well, I decided that I'd spend that money on something that I really wanted, so I ordered a fly rod from Cabella's and guess what? It got here today!!!!
Sunday morning, I'm off to the foothills to give it a tryout on some of the streams I've always done pretty good at.
Hopefully I'll have some nice fish pictures to post Sunday or Monday night.
OJ and the Devil
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over and over, he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, man, I can handle this!"
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over and over, he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, man, I can handle this!"
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
5 a day, friends
Sorry folks, but I'm going to try to cut myself down to 5 posts a day - hell, let's make it 35 a week in case I miss a day or two.
I'm spending way too much time doing this and now that the weather is cooling off, this is the time of the year that I start getting out and doing the things I live for - catching big trout, catching bigger trout and catching huge trout.
Thanks for your understanding and check back when you can.
I'm spending way too much time doing this and now that the weather is cooling off, this is the time of the year that I start getting out and doing the things I live for - catching big trout, catching bigger trout and catching huge trout.
Thanks for your understanding and check back when you can.
Just a little deeper, Jimmy
So you wanna play games?
If you ever get good and pissed off at anybody and want to cost them some money, take a cup full of non-silicon based brake fluid and splash it down the side of their car. The paint will fall off in sheets overnight and the brake fluid will attack the metal itself and rust it badly.
You didn't find this out from me and don't ask how I know.
You didn't find this out from me and don't ask how I know.
We'll wrap this shit up before Friday, Pa
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
John Prine performs "Sam Stone"
Listen to the words if you're not familiar with the song. So sad......
Hey, the munchies are a bitch, man
Cops: Man tries to pay for fast food meal with pot
VERO BEACH, Fla. —
A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
Information from: Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers: http://www.tcpalm.com
VERO BEACH, Fla. —
A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.
A deputy spotted the vehicle, found marijuana in the car and arrested its occupant, 27-year-old Shawn Alexander Pannullo.
Pannullo was charged with possession of cannabis and posted $500 bail. It was unclear if he had an attorney.
A Sheriff's report did not say what the suspect ordered at McDonald's or if he ultimately purchased the meal using something other than marijuana.
Information from: Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers: http://www.tcpalm.com
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Neil Young sings "Helpless" at The Last Waltz with The Band
Neil looks a little wired up here in this excerpt from the movie The Last Waltz. It's still a good performance though.
By the way, the girl in silhouette singing the background vocals is Joni Mitchell. A lovely voice, don't you think?
I think this was the fucker that was behind me today
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