Saturday, January 10, 2009

Damn, she looks wicked, don't she?

Gotta be California (again)

Please don't breed....

Oh yeah. She's hot.


Hey, you stole my lounging britches!!!

Practice, practice, practice

Then we beat your ass and took it from you - read your history books

You ain't ugly, you just stink

They just don't give a shit, do they?

Bacon (Bacon. Mmmm, bacon) buying tips from Wirecutter

If you're lucky enough to live in or near an area where there's pig hunting, go to your local meat processor - you know, those places out in the country that handles hunter's kills - and ask if they have any trimmings for sale. They do a lot of times and these are great big chunks of good bacon. If you do this often enough, they'll hold these and even call when they get enough to package up for you.
Also, look at your local supermarket. Sometimes you'll see 3 pound packages of "Bacon bits & pieces". These are the same thing I just talked about - bacon trimmings. And they're not "bits", they're chunks. Great big chunks. You'll also find they run about a dollar a pound cheaper than trimmed bacon.
Damn, I'm getting a chubby just writing this out.

Words of wisdom from Tattoo Jim


Remember that next time you're rooting through my trash can at 2 AM

Evil and lazy

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Damn, man! Go eat a pork chop!

Does my hair look okay?

Now you're fucked.....

Yup, them's my people....

Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

Please don't breed....

I'm not the only one with issues

Michael Jackson without makeup

I've always imagined this...

Thanks, Y

Straight up White Trash, God bless 'em

Yeah. You're mine now, bitch

The ultimate nerd (or why should I move from my parents home?)

Defiant to the very end

Don't believe I've ever seen a mugshot like this before...

A fine candidate for internet dating

She's got some serious fucking issues

So much for the Rose Garden.....

Gotta be California (again)

Makes you wonder what she's doing under there

Now you know where the expression "Monkeybutt" comes from

All cats are evil

Friday, January 09, 2009

Clearance issues

I bet this trucker had to take a drug test.......

Tattoo Jim's guns

Hey Wirecutter!
Thought I'd send a picture of my toy collection. Top left is my Glock 17 9 mm, next is my wife's Glock 17, then my Taurus 24/7 .40 cal. The next row from left is my old reliable S&W model 10 .38 with speed loader, my S&W 422 .22 cal. with red dot, and my Ruger Mark III Hunter .22 cal. also with red dot. The bottom row is my Heritage .22/.22 mag single action and then, big daddy, my Ruger Super Blackhawk .44 mag with Burris scope and Hogue grips. That bad boy blew the first scope to pieces after 6 rounds.
I've had to retire on disability because of back/spine problems so I had to give up my long guns. No more Rock River AR and both of my Henry's, .22 and .44/.44 mag had to go. I can still pick up a handgun though and there's a good range near the house plus my wife, both of her sisters and a niece all love to shoot. Nothing like shootin' with the girls. Most of us have our concealed carry's also. I still believe in the 2nd amendment!
Keep up the site! It adds a lot of fun to my day!
Tattoo Jim
Thanks for the pictures of your nice collection, Jim.
I had to give up long guns too, due to bone spurs in my shoulder. I can handle the push of a shotgun but not the thump of a 30 caliber rifle.
My Dad just bought that Mk III and I gotta say, I like it a lot better than my Mk II. It's got a wonderful balance and is accurate as hell.

Michael Jackson costume

Yeah, I caught that one using a diamond ring and BMW

Please don't breed! But if you do, send me pictures so I can post them.

Grandma's pissed again

Too bizarre to not post

HOUSTON – A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter in March 2004. Their hearts also had been ripped out. He was convicted and condemned for the infant's death.
While in the Grayson County Jail in Sherman, Thomas plucked out his right eye before his trial later in 2004. A judge subsequently ruled he was competent to stand trial.
A death-row officer at the Polunsky Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice found Thomas in his cell with blood on his face and took him to the infirmary.
"Thomas said he pulled out his eye and subsequently ingested it," agency spokesman Jason Clark said Friday.
Thomas was treated at East Texas Medical Center in Tyler after the Dec. 9 incident. Then he was transferred and remains at the Jester Unit, a prison psychiatric facility near Richmond southwest of Houston.
"He will finally be able to receive the mental health care that we had wanted and begged for from day 1," Bobbie Peterson-Cate, Thomas' trial attorney, told the Sherman Herald Democrat. "He is insane and mentally ill. It is exactly the same reason he pulled out the last one."
At his trial, defense lawyers also argued he suffered from alcohol and drug abuse.
Thomas does not have an execution date.
The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals in October upheld his conviction and death sentence for the death of 13-month-old Leyha Marie Hughes. Also killed March 27, 2004, were his wife, Laura Christine Boren, 20, and their son, 4-year-old Andre Lee.
Thomas, from Texoma, walked into the Sherman Police Department and told a dispatcher he had just murdered the three and had stabbed himself in the chest.
Thomas told police how he put his victims' hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.
Court documents described the three victims as having "large, gaping wounds to their chests."

Guess what I'm bringing for Show and Tell?

Your gun pictures

If you've got a picture of a gun that you're proud of, send me a picture so I can post it. If you want to tell me a little about it, I'll include that in the post too. I won't disclose your name, location or email, and please make sure the serial numbers don't show. If it does, I'll obscure for you - I don't want to set anybody up for a theft, either by criminals or our Government.
Send 'em to

Evil Cats

He's gotta be gay

I'd have a crick in my neck by now.

D's 50 cal Barrett

Go big or go home.
That is a stock photo, my camera is currently sitting on the bottom of the Illinois River due to a bizarre goose hunting accident that involves an idiot and a german shepherd puppy.

Girls just wanna have fun

Grandpa and his new girlfriend

Gotta be California (again)

A wedding to remember

Straight up White Trash, God bless her

Walk (or roll) a mile in their shoes