Friday, February 20, 2009

Tweekers - Yeah, Phoenix has 'em too

A Phoenix woman was arrested Valentine's day in Sedona after she was found with methamphetamine and heroin in her dress.
Officials from the Yavapai County Sheriff's Office said they received a call of suspicious activity at about 10:15 a.m. on February 14th, along Lower Red Rock Loop in Sedona. Sedona police officers were in the area and found a female, barefoot and wearing an evening dress, being chased by a male wearing dress clothes. Officers said they held the couple until YCSO deputies arrived. The pair reportedly had been involved in a non-physical argument.
The woman, identified as 25-year-old Randi Bridges of Phoenix, was found to have an outstanding felony arrest warrant out of Maricopa County. While talking with Bridges, officers suspected she was under the influence of illegal drugs. She was searched by a female officer on the scene, who found two syringes and a plastic bag containing heroin which fell from her clothing. Prescription pills were also later found in the Sedona police vehicle where Bridges was held until YCSO arrived.
The male was released at the scene and Bridges was arrested for the warrant and drug possession charges. She was transported to the Verde Detention Center and during a search of her property, a silver spoon was found, which along with the syringes, tested positive for methamphetamine. A check of Bridges’ wallet revealed a baggie containing methamphetamine.
Bridges was booked on the warrant and other charges including Possession of Dangerous Drugs, Possession of Narcotic Drugs and several counts of Possession of Drug Paraphernalia.
Thanks, Beverly!

A cat named Lucky

Yolo, YOU ROCK!!!!

Andychrist would hit it

Probably a 10 day waiting period for this too

I'm truly at a loss for words on this one...

Gotta be California (again)

Say what????

Drug through the shit again

Animal Tattoos

Here we go again.....

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.....

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Good morning, Guys

Umm, can I have a beer, please?

Yet he has no nose hair

Radhakant Baijpai- The Guinness World record holder for the longest ear hair in the world!
His ear hair measures at around 25 cm. and is still growing. They should also measure his eyebrow hair, because he probably can take that record too.
58-year-old Radhakant is proud of his ear pubies and has been growing them out since he was 18.
It's a symbol of good luck. His wife has begged him to cut that shit, but Radhakant isn't hearing it.
No, he probably can't hear it, because that ear fur is in his way! Radhakant regularly gets his ear pubies trimmed, shampooed and conditioned.
Thinks of all the hot earstyles he can do with that mess. He can do a side ponytail, beehive, afro, etc.. etc..
It kind of looks like a skunk tried to crawl from one ear to the other but got stuck!
YOLO!!!! Dammit, I choked on my bacon when I saw that shit.

Wonder where I can score one of these?

From Scott H.

He'll never notice

From Yolo
And I ain't yodeling for you.......

Yeah. What he said.

" We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours, we join up with them
and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— unknown

Thanks again, Yolo

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Perspective (from Tattoo Jim)

A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly depressed and decided to commit suicide.
He got into an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.
The one armed man asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He said, "I'm NOT happy …. my ass itches."

You're right, Jim. That shit was funny!

What was she thinking?


Damn, what a woman!!! - Tattoo Jim

Will somebody help the Lady out??

Yeah Andy, I know. You'd hit it......

Bailout Special

Thanks, Yolo!


Beverly from Phoenix sent me an article about America's 10 most miserable cities and guess who was #1????
STOCKTON, CALIFORNIA - Ghetto Capitol of the world!!!!
Below is an excerpt from the article:

The most miserable city
Stockton ranks in the bottom seven in four of the nine categories we looked at: commute times, income tax rates, unemployment and violent crime. Only New York City has a higher income tax rate than what Stockton, and all California residents, are forced to pay.
Stockton was ground zero for the housing boom and now the subsequent bust. Home prices more than tripled between 1998 and 2005, and then came crashing down last year. Stockton had the country's highest foreclosure rate last year at 9.5 percent, according to RealtyTrac, an online marketer of foreclosed property. Things are not looking much brighter in 2009 as housing prices are expected to fall another 36 percent on the heels of a 39 percent drop in 2008. Also, unemployment is expected to jump to 13.3 percent from 10.4 percent, according to economic research firm Moody's
So, according to this article, things are only gonna get worse there. WOO-HOO!!!!

Beer, anyone?

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Alcohol = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

Oh yeah. She's hot.

Holy shit, that ain't Dad!!!!!

I'll help, ma'am. Yes indeed.

That'll teach you to piss me off...

Shhh. Watch this.

Ain't that the fucking truth!

What the....?

Come here, my little Sweet....

When men play with dolls....

Butter. Mmmmm, butter.....

Makes me wanna......
-Tattoo Jim


Revised 1040

Click to enlarge. Please.

Gotta be California (again)

From Tattoo Jim

Good morning!!!!!

Oh, HELL YEAH!!!!!

Thanks Greg, ya Whiney Little Bitch