Friday, April 10, 2009

And you're not gonna puke like Daddy does

Thanks, Driver!

Oh great. Now we gotta give 'em cows?

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country?
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Thanks, LT

Another blog I like

Good pictures and some funny shit. Give it a whirl.

He called me Sir???

Sir, truly appreciate your brand of humor. Thank you.
Has anyone had the foresight to christen our current leader as such: Li'l Mao-Mao?
If not, I'd like to take credit. If this is redundant, I apologize.
Keep up the good work, of keeping us laughing when there's little to laugh about.

This was a comment I got via email.
I like that, William. Li'l Mao-Mao. Not bad.....

Yeah. I know.

Thanks for reminding us, Yolo.

Uh, no. No, you're not.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
A bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover - by boosting the level of amines which clear the head, scientists have found.
Researchers claim food also speeds up the metabolism helping the body get rid of the booze more quickly.
Elin Roberts, of Newcastle University's Centre for Life said: "Food doesn't soak up the alcohol but it does increase your metabolism helping you deal with the after-effects of over indulgence. So food will often help you feel better.
"Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good."
Ms Roberts told The Mirror: "Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head."
Researchers also found a complex chemical interaction in the cooking of bacon produces the winning combination of taste and smell which is almost irresistible.
The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the sandwich with its appeal.
Ms Roberts said: "The smell of sizzling bacon in a pan is enough to tempt even the staunchest of vegetarians. There's something deeper going on inside. It's not just the idea of a tasty snack. There is some complex chemistry going on.
"Meat is made of mostly protein and water. Inside the protein, it's made up of building blocks we call amino acids. But also, you need some fat. Anyone who's been on a diet knows if you take all the fat from the meat, it just doesn't taste the same. We need some of the fat to give it the flavour."
She explained that the reaction released hundreds of smells and flavours but it is the smell which reels in the eater. "Smell and taste are really closely linked," she said. "If we couldn't smell then taste wouldn't be the same."

Thanks, Beverly!!!!
I'm going to get hammered tonight and try it out tomorrow.


Those are actually her husband's legs....


Shoot him again, Sis!

Let a White Boy name his store this and watch it burn to the ground

Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Go ahead. I fucking dare you!

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Thanks to John, Yolo, Tattoo Jim, Kousin Karl, Mom, and the other couple of hundred folks that thought of me when they saw this.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

This is a vacation?

I'm on vacation this week so posting might be kinda sorta sporadic. Not that I'm going anywhere, I just have a lot of shit going on. I started painting my living room/dining room/bar (not really a bar, I just drink and pass out a lot in there) and by the time I got the primer on, it was after 8 PM and I was fucking hammered. Today I'm slapping on paint on the walls, cabinets and my Punkindog. Hopefully I won't drink as much - it's a bitch painting when you're seeing double.
Anyways, I'm going to try to post a little tonight.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

No thanks. I'll pass.

Then I ain't got sh to say, motherf

No wonder they hide her in the woods

Gotta Be California (again)

Amen, Sister


Get used to it, Kiddies

Either that or kill him

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet, shocked at such an unusual request, asked "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

Oh, c'mon. It's funny. Kinda sorta...

How do we know two wrongs don't make a right?
Black couples don't have white children.