Thursday, May 14, 2009

Oh yeah. She's hot.

I'd nail Jodie too.......

Hey Ken - Received this in an e-mail. As much as I'd love to post it on my blog, it just doesn't 'fit'. Post it on yours if you so desire - you can get away with it 'cause you have REAL guns!

John Hinckley Release
You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted:

To: John Hinckley
From: John McCain
My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.
My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain
PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

From Deb,

Great gun blog - check it out

Just ask 'em!

-Kousin Karl

Around here it's Chinamen ya gotta watch for


I know. I'm going to hell.


Talk about a cluster fuck!


Monday, May 11, 2009

Fantastic shooting!

5 shots, 5 targets hit in .88 seconds - with a single action revolver!

If the video doesn't work here, try the link:

This one's for Woody

Straight Up White Trash - God Bless 'em

Busted lip and all. What happened, Sweetie? Forget to open his beer?

Bacon. Mmm...... No no, wait a minute

Gotta Be California (again)

Talk's cheap, ain't it?


Date: Thursday, April 16, 2009, 11:30 PM
Whether you are an Obama fan, or not, EVERYONE IN THE U. S. needs to know....
Something happened... H.R. 1388 was passed yesterday, behind our backs. You may want to read about it. It wasn't mentioned on the news... just went by on the ticker tape at the bottom of the CNN screen.
Obama funds $20M in tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas Refugees to the USA . This is the news that didn't make the headlines....
By executive order, President Barack Obama has ordered the expenditure of $20.3 million in "migration assistance" to the Palestinian refugees and "conflict victims" in Gaza.
The "presidential determination", which allows hundreds of thousands of Palestinians with ties to Hamas to resettle in the United States , was signed on January 27 and appeared in the Federal Register on February 4.
Few on Capitol Hill, or in the media, took note that the order provides a free ticket replete with housing and food allowances to individuals who have displayed their overwhelming support to the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) in the parliamentary election of January 2006.

Let's review...itemized list of some of Barack Obama's most recent actions since his inauguration:
His first call to any head of state, as president, was to Mahmoud Abbas, leader of Fatah party in the Palestinian territory.
His first one-on-one television interview with any news organization was with Al Arabia television.
His first executive order was to fund/facilitate abortion(s) not just here within the U. S. , but within the world, using U. S. tax payer funds.
He ordered Guantanamo Bay closed and all military trials of detainees halted. He ordered overseas CIA interrogation centers closed.
He withdrew all charges against the masterminds behind the USS Cole and the "terror attack" on 9/11.
Now we learn that he is allowing hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refuges to move to, and live in, the US at American taxpayer expense.
These important, and insightful, issues are being "lost" in the blinding bail-outs and "stimulation" packages.
Doubtful? To verify this for yourself:
PLEASE PASS THIS ON... AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW WE are losing this country at a rapid pace.
He is pushing this Socialist Agenda big time.................................

For Stig

Here's the link you asked for. Now you can get your very own Fuck Obama sticker.
While you're there, check out all the other cool shit they have.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Yeah, that's about right

Cuz that's how I roll, Motherfucker

My new Fuck Obama sticker along with my flag and FTW stickers.
I've gotten flipped off a hell of a lot more than usual since I put that on - I'd be upset if I didn't like pissing off liberals so much.

Me and Mom on Mother's Day

Me and my loving mother. I'm the one on the left.

Gotta Be California (again)

Ass is ass.....

After you bring me a beer....


Uhhh, Jamal???

Awww, how cute!!!!

What about the yellow stains in the front?


Surprise, surprise, surprise!!!

Bubba was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day Bubba went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife who is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.
As the two begin they find themselves in the ‘69′ position. Bubba, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol. The next day, he went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, “How did it go?”
Bubba says “Not that well…when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face, bit my dick, and the mailman came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air."