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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009

Well.....

Comment on my posts, dammit. It just takes a second and it lets me know how I'm doing. Anything you want to see more of? Less of? Just don't be rude. And don't talk shit about bacon or I'll block your ass..............

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Country singer George Strait, who turned 57 today.
George is one of my favorite musicians - I love the old style sound of his band.

Mother of the Year


Great big 'uns


Keep on makin' bacon, Stud.

FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!


-Kousin Karl

Please don't breed!


Squirrel. Mmmmm, squirrel......


Groan......

If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu - ignore it.
It's just spam.

-Yolo

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Fan mail from Stevie Wonder

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A true politician.....


Is Obama going to start a "new" fashion trend???
Flip, flop, flip, flop... the liberal dance step...
-Tattoo Jim

And MacDonalds wonders why business suddenly slowed


-Yolo

Tattoo Jim's baby picture


Cute, wasn't I???
Yeah, like they had color photography when I was a baby... more like stone tablets...
-Tattoo Jim

Yeah. Rape this.....


Gotta say... I love this buckle!!! Wonder if it comes in other calibers??? Also, will IT fall under a liberal gun ban???
-Tattoo Jim

Swine flu fatality


And we all know who the carrier is!!!!
Thanks, Roy

Surprise ending

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs."

Thanks, Ron