Saturday, May 30, 2009

Awww, how cute!!!!

Or, How To Spot A Future Serial Killer.....


Straight up White Trash, God bless 'er

Twist and....... snap!

Keep practicing, you cocksucker

No words needed

But thanks anyway

Bubba was driving down the street looking for a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up beer and bacon!"
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Bubba looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."


-Tattoo Jim

Maybe he's compensating for a little....

Gotta be California (again)


A young Okie girl was getting married and her mother said "I'd better have a talk with you before your wedding night."
"Yeah ma, what do you want to talk about?" the girl asks.
"Well, on the night you get married, your husband is gonna want to put his most prized possession where you pee" the mother says.
The daughter replies "Why in the fuck would he want to put his hound dog in the sink...?"

Friday, May 29, 2009

Ya think?

Gotta love that beautiful flower on the right.

-Kousin Karl

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Ron from Australia thinks this is the best tattoo ever.
I gotta agree........

Ed Zachary

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

Thanks Greg, ya whiney little bitch.

Yeah. What he said.

"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved.
"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
-- Charles Bukowski - Factotum, 1975
You don't know how much I agree with this right now, Yolo. Thanks for sending it along.

WWRD (What Would Reagan Do?)

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.'- Ronald Reagan

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan

'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' Ronald Reagan

'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.'- Ronald Reagan

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U..S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan

'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' Ronald Reagan

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'- Ronald Reagan

Thanks, Yolo

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My future second ex-wife

-Kousin Karl

Yeah. Can't trust them cops and thieves.

Running Aaron's?????

Give Aaron a break and give me a blow job.

I bet Daddy's real proud


Bad day

I had a FUCKED UP day today.
Tim, one of the guys I work with was harassing me unmercifully, calling me a dumbass because he had 5 years of high school and I only had 3.
Uppity motherfucker........

Andy, here's your link

Here's the link where I got the shirt I posted yesterday.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Yeah. What he said.

Click to enlarge
-Thanks, Stevienatt

My latest FUCK OFF attire

It's OK, Deb. She's a policewoman.



Now, I'm sure she's a very nice person. And surely she has people that love her. And I'm sure she's kind to animals - if she hasn't already eaten them. And...... HOLY FUCKING SHIT, LADY!!! COVER THAT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Prop 8 upheld

Surprisingly, California's Supreme Court issued a ruling today upholding Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage and was passed by the voters (the people of California) by 52%.
The ink isn't even dry on the paper yet and the gay radicals are already getting signatures to put it BACK on the ballet.
What pisses me off is that the voters (again, the people of California) voted it down and the gays won't take no for an answer. Let it go, people. LET IT GO.
Personally, I could really give a shit less if they marry or not. It's not gonna affect me one way or another. I live in a fairly conservative area of California and cannot recall the last time I saw any gays on the street of Modesto.
But I can guarantee you one thing: If it shows up on the ballot again, I will vote against it, if for no other reason than I don't like ANYTHING shoved down my throat. Let it go, Lance and Bruce........... The People have spoken and now the Supreme Court has spoken.

It figures

Sand will wear your teeth down, ya know

Click to enlarge
Thanks, Ron

Amsterdam's Red Light District

The Canal Zone, where the working girls sit in the windows so that you can shop from the street.
It gives a whole new meaning to the term "window shopping" doesn't it?
When I was stationed in Germany in the late '70s and early '80s, I made more than one trip there to score hash and........ other things.
'Nuff said. I don't want to ruin my pristine image.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Shut up. Nobody likes you anyhow.

Cindy Sheehan to Truthout:
"I can guarantee what you won't see this holiday weekend are images of the over one million Iraqi dead. Say we assign, in an arbitrary way for purely illustrative purposes, an average height of five feet for every person killed in Iraq and then line those people up from head to toe. That gruesome line would stretch from Los Angeles to Portland, Oregon - 950 driving miles up Interstate 5. If we count the Iraqis who have been forced to flee, we would have to go back and forth between Los Angeles and Portland another four times."

Cindy, you lost any sympathy I MIGHT have had for you the day I saw the picture of you being carried off of Bush's property with that smug little smile on your face. You used the death of your son Casey for your own glorification and now you use this National Holiday honoring our war dead for the same purpose? You should be forever shamed. Rot in hell, bitch.

Thank You


Yolo, recalling a post a few days back ("What can I say?" May 19) ran across this and was kind enough to send it along.
Yep, that's what I meant, folks.

My long-lost son

My first field trip


Cutbacks at Playboy

Lokks like the Auto industry wasn't the only one hit hard......
-Thanks, Ryan

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

DAMN, that looks good!!!!!!! I gotta try that one out!
-Thanks to Balloon2


I figured you could put this to good use for your favorite politician. Personally, I don't mind him. He's much better (so far) than the previous one. This applies SO well to Gee Dub, even better to Uncle Dick. But go ahead and use it as you see fit.
-Thanks, Anon Ymous

We missed our chance.....

It seems that once again all us white folks have missed a great opportunity. While the Black people attended Obama's inauguration and parades, we should have broken into their homes and gotten all our shit back.

Thanks Yolo. Beer came out my nose.............

Obama was listening....

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our street will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!"
Adolf Hitler, 1935

Come on people, think about it! Shall we repeat history because we failed to learn from it?
-Tattoo Jim

Doggy Style

Granny seems to be enjoying it a little TOO much.

-Thanks Yolo


I've heard that British "scientists" have constructed a car that runs on chocolate. Bet that's good news for Hershey Pennsylvania. And, speaking of location specific means of cheap fuel, should they ever get around to making a vehicle that runs on the AIDS virus, San Francisco is set for life.
-Shooting the Messenger

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Don't swim in the Ganges

Yep, they burn their bodies or set 'em adrift in the river.
Then they drink from it, do their laundry and bathe in the same fucking river.

One for Tattoo Jim.....

.....because he doesn't like thongs

Andy wanted to see more titties.....

Gotta be California (again)

Yep, he's an outie

Pig hunting in Australia

I'm training him to be a 'retriever' but having a little trouble getting him to bring the pig back to me.

Ironic as hell

50 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask, but two million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.

Gotta Be California (again)

I'll just have bacon, thank you.... on second thought....

One for the boys (and BadGirl33 too)

Are you happy now, BadGirl? I know I am.....