Friday, October 02, 2009

Gotta be California (again)


Computer geeks......


Thanks to Sammi

Here ya go, Yolo


God, I wish I could still smoke weed......
That looks like some fine bud.
Courtesy of..... never mind

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....


A glass o' bacon? And a Bud to wash it down with?
-Tattoo Jim

Morning, Ladies


Another "Aw Fuck" moment in time


Football scholarships.....




Well, shit.


Somehow I managed to pick up yet another spare Evil Cat. What the fuck? I started feeding my first spare when I couldn't run the sonofabitch off and tonight when I was watching one of my Ultra Right Wing Fuck You Obama shows, this motherfuckerfucker shows up out of nowhere. It was almost comical when Punkin charged and almost broke his neck on my security door right before I snapped this picture.
Goddamn, I'm starting to feel like Lula The Crazy Cat Lady.
Krazy Katz everywhere......

My new desktop background


It's true, a nice ass trumps a great rack anyday.
D-d-d-damn!!!!!!

Proposed Olympic Logo for Chicago


Well, that ain't happening now (snicker snicker)!
Thanks Mike!

Drunk chicks - Gotta love 'em






I like the top picture - Drunk, flat on her back and yet still talking on the phone.



FUCK YOU, OBAMA, and Michelle and Oprah. You didn't carry as much weight as you thought you did, huh?

CHICAGO -- Thousands of people stood in bewildered silence in downtown Chicago on Friday after the International Olympic Committee eliminated the city from the race for the 2016 Summer Olympics in the first round of voting.
The stunning vote in Copenhagen was carried on huge television screens set up in the Daley Center to host what many believed would be a celebration. The choice of Chicago as the host city had seemed so likely to many still basking in the glow of hometown Sen. Barack Obama's election as president.
Instead, Chicago was bounced in the first round, bringing an audible gasp from the crowd. The elimination came so quickly - more than an hour before the final announcement - that people were still excitedly talking among themselves when IOC President Jacques Rogge announced: "The city of Chicago, having obtained the least number of votes, will not participate in the next round."

Uh-oh!


Fixin' it Okie style


FUCK YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!

Well, I had the misfortune of watching Obama's speech to the Olympic Committee. Actually I was watching Glenn Beck but they cut in on him and put that fucking idiot, the Obamessiah, on. And having nothing else to watch, I watched his speech.
What a fucking joke. He spent more time talking about himself than anything else. And he definitely brought his teleprompters with him. Like Woody said to me a couple of weeks ago, it was almost like he was watching a tennis match as his eyes went from one screen to the other. You could almost hear his pea brain rattling back and forth........
All I kept hearing for the past couple of days was that everybody was sure that he would be working while traveling (at yours and mine expense) on Air Force One. Yeah, he was working - on his fucking speech.
Fuck you.

Now that's True Love


-Yolo. Or was it Tattoo Jim? Or both?

Male? Female? In between? You decide.


Straight Up White Trash, God Bless Him


CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!


Only in San Francisco


Oh, those little scamps!


Thursday, October 01, 2009

Finally, an ad for my people


Apology accepted


-Tex

Yeah! Let's kill shit!


Thanks, Lula

Here's one of them racists that dares to disagree


Thanks, Doug

New Element - GOVERNMENTIUM

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Thanks to Tattoo Jim

Bacon Love from Israel


Be still, my bacon-loving heart. Could there really be a Wake N' Bacon Alarm clock, which wakes you up with the intoxicating porky bacon smell. You put a slice of frozen bacon in the clock's chamber when you set the alarm the night before, and voila, you wake up to the wafting smell of a cooked piece of bacon. We might have to order a thousand of these puppies. The inventor of this baby should be a shoo-in for a MacArthur Genius Grant.
What about a Wake N' Chocolate Chip Cookie Alarm Clock? Or a Wake N' Pizza Alarm Clock? What other food smells would serious eaters like to wake up to? [via Dvice]

I guess you don't get many bacon references from Israel, eh?? I miss it so. . . .

Dave

http://jumblerant.blogspot.com/

Oh, no no no no no.....


They got it bass ackwards. It should be bacon flavored gummy bears.
Dumbasses........

An "Aw, Fuck" Moment in time

Another indoctrination video (from www.floppingaces.net)

For those who suggest that the indoctrination of school children is nothing more than isolated incidents the growing list of outrageous examples proves the opposite is true.

Last week there was the “Barack Hussein Obama hm..hm..hm…Hello Mr. President, we honor you today! … Hooray Mr. President, you are number one!”

This week at a PTA meeting at Sand Hill Elementary School in North Carolina we find yet another example. Since the news of this video broke, the original which was posted at Hot Air has been moved to private viewing only by the person who posted it at You Tube. However, at the Mike’s America home planet we managed to snag a copy before it was removed from public viewing:




“Uniting blacks and whites. Being both Obama cannot take sides….HOPE! Change has come, change has come! ….YES WE CAN!”

“Education is the key, education is the secret” to indoctrination of a new generation of liberal clones who readily accept the big lies that liberalism tells day after day.

Are YOUR tax dollars being used for this purpose?

- Text and video from www.floppingaces.net

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


It's a sad day


I know, I'm going to hell.

Pepsi = Hope and Change?


Yeah, I wish I drank Pepsi so I can boycott their shit

Gotta check this one out

http://doubletapper.blogspot.com/

Guys, if nothing else his pictures of IDF women are worth the visit.
Ladies, lots of stuff about blowing shit up.
See, there's something for everyone here!

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

BACON JAM???!!!???
http://homesicktexan.blogspot.com/2009/09/bacon-jam-recipe-make-it-at-home.html

Damn, Woody! You Rock!

Johnny may be a smartass but he ain't dumb


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you an Obama fan?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan."

Thanks for the joke, Phil

And I wouldn't work all day


Muslim Pussy


-Brian P

CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!


Gotta be California (again)


Morning, Guys


C'mon, you know it's funny


-Tex

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dammit Waylon, we miss ya, Hoss.

On Yolo's car


The important things a man looks for in a wife


Gotta be California (again)


With "Hello Kitty" party hats, no less.
Man, you must have seriously pissed your Old Lady (or Old Man) off for her/him to put this out on the internet.

Short people get no respect

That's what you get for fucking around




-From Tattoo Jim who found it on Bits & Pieces http://bitsandpieces.us/

It's true, I am on vacation


Thanks, Yolo. I think.

Gotta make do with what you got (or) Somebody forgot the wirecutters


-Thanks, Phil

Yeah, rub it in.


"Aw, Fuck" Moments in time