Friday, October 16, 2009

She got what she deserved

RUTLAND — A man placed on probation last week for allegedly assaulting his wife was arraigned yesterday on new charges stemming from an alleged assault his spouse said was brought on by her failure to properly cook his bacon on Sunday.
John L. Rutledge, 50, of 14 Patriot Lane, has been attending a program for “batterers” on a charge of slapping his wife and was ordered last week to complete the program. He was placed on probation. The arraignment took place in Western Worcester District Court, East Brookfield.
His wife had successfully asked the judge to keep in place a restraining order that forbade him from abusing her. But on Sunday morning, she called police and told them her husband had struck her in the back of the head. She had been turning over strips of bacon that were cooking in a pan when Mr. Rutledge became angry because “it wasn’t in a neat line,” she wrote in a statement she gave police. She told police he struck her and told her, “You’re going to cause your own death.” He allegedly pushed her onto the couch when she threatened to call 911, saying, “You’ll pay with your life.”
Mr. Rutledge allegedly told police his wife had threatened to throw hot bacon grease on him.
According to court documents, the former U.S. Marine told officers he had no guns in the house, but his wife and police found a .223-caliber assault rifle in the basement and ammunition and two unloaded handguns equipped with trigger locks in a safe in his closet. He was supposed to have handed over all weapons when the first restraining order was put in place.
The couple’s son was at home and told police he did not see or hear the altercation.
Mr. Rutledge was arrested and charged with assault and battery, violation of a firearms surrender order and violation of an abuse prevention order. He was held without right to bail at his arraignment yesterday and is due back in court for a dangerousness hearing and a probation violation hearing tomorrow.

Thanks, Tattoo Jim. Maybe women everywhere will read this and learn from it.

For all the golfers out there

I hope you don't mind a quick tip, but I thought you might appreciate this article I just posted on my blog. It's a tongue-in-cheek safety guide for golfers, complete with tales of death and foolproof advice for avoiding it. Here's the link:
If you do check it out, thanks! I really appreciate that.

Funny shit, Ken. Thanks for passing it along.

Yeah, that's one way to put it.

The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was "Political Correctness"
The winner wrote:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

-Tattoo Jim

Strange old tool

And it's still in use by politicians today!
Thanks, Greg

My future second ex-wife

Thanks, Tom!
Oooh, she's a hottie! And so's the girl......

That's it. We're truly fucked now.

Please, follow the links, spread the word.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

That's it. Advertise, you dumbass.

Ain't that the fucking truth......

I know you get lots of stuff sent your way but this really should be the main talking points for Conservatives.

If a conservative does not like guns, he does not buy one. If a liberal does not like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he does not eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he does not go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he’ll link to it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will type in the url for the ACLU because he’s “offended”.

It's all about me

I'm fucking tired. I loaded trucks all goddamned day, 18 of them motherfuckers, and not in much of a mood to post.
Let me get a couple of beers down and see how I feel after that.
Fuck Obama.

Hey, we all coast sometime

Thanks, Woody

Monday, October 12, 2009

I didn't do it.

I swear, I was nowhere near the beach. I was at home alone fucking off all day. I swear!!!!

HEY YOLO!!!!! You in there????

Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em

I'm not sure which is the better picture - the one with the cutie curled up with her beer bottle or the one with her eyes rolled back in her head.

Pesky little fuckers

Anybody that has never had any dealings with coons don't realize how fast they can destroy a cabin.

Gotta be California (again)

-Thanks to Don

Ah, the single life......

I have been up since 5 AM and haven't done a damned thing all day. Don't believe me? Here's my thought process over the past few minutes.

I'm fucking bored. I should do something.
What is there to do?
Go reload. No, I don't have any empty brass.
Go fish for a couple of hours. Naw, too fucking windy.
Go mow the yard. Uh-uh, I did that once already this year.
Vacuum. But then I'd have to brush out the dog or it'll be a waste of time.
Go brush out the dog. Ehhhh, he's sleeping.
Do the dishes. There's one fucking bowl and a spoon. Not worth getting up for.
Call your mother. Fuck that.
Go shopping. Naw, I got enough food to last for awhile.
Go make something to eat. What the fuck is there to eat?
Go water the yard. No, it's going to rain tomorrow anyways.
Go drop off the mortgage check. I'll do that when I pick up my prescription.
Go pick up your prescription. Maybe when I drop off the mortgage check.
Wash your truck. I did that a couple of months ago.
The phone's ringing. Better let the machine pick it up. It might be mom.
Turn on Fox news and see what that socialist cocksucker did to us today. Aaah, I'll do that later.
Do the laundry. What, do I look like a neat freak?
Go fuck with the Evil Cat. Naw, she's still pissed about last night.
Go change your oil. Get real, fucker.
Clean your 45. Hey, that's an id..... wait, I did that yesterday.
Go write something on your blog. Yeah, what the fuck is there to write about? Having nothing to do?

Our annual campout and turkey shoot

Tattoo Jim - middle row, right
Wirecutter - top row, middle
Photography by YOLO

Even his bros are turning on him now

CARACAS (Reuters) – Venezuela's socialist leader Hugo Chavez said on Sunday that U.S. President Barack Obama had done nothing beyond wishful thinking to earn the Nobel Peace Prize.
Chavez, who has mixed praise for Obama personally with criticism of his government's "imperialist" policies, said he thought it was a mistake when he read the U.S. leader had won.
"What has Obama done to deserve this prize? The jury put store on his hope for a nuclear arms-free world, forgetting his role in perpetuating his battalions in Iraq and Afghanistan, and his decision to install new military bases in Colombia," Chavez wrote in a column.
"For the first time, we are witnessing an award with the nominee having done nothing to deserve it: rewarding someone for a wish that is very far from becoming reality."

At least one of the networks is on our side

NEW YORK – One of President Barack Obama's top aides says Fox News Channel acts like a wing of the Republican Party.
White House Communications Director Anita Dunn told CNN's "Reliable Sources" on Sunday that Fox News operates "almost as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party."
It's another sign of the White House's aggressively going after Fox.
Commentators Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity have been strong administration critics. The president avoided Fox when he visited five Sunday morning news shows last month, and a recent White House blog post accused Beck of lying.
Fox News executive Michael Clemente (cleh-MEN'-tay) says most viewers know the difference between news and opinion shows. He says attacking the messenger doesn't work.

I can't believe that they had to show the liberals how to pronounce "Clemente"!!!

I feel ya, Sis

Yeah, this is how Liberty feels with Obama and the Dem's running things.....
-Tattoo Jim