Friday, October 30, 2009

Gotta be California (again)


Would you see something like this in downtown Montgomery, Alabama? Or Helena, Montana? Or even Camden, Maine? Anyplace but California?

Fuck the swine flu


Brown or pink? Stop and think!


Click to enlarge

They're everywhere!


-Woody

Straight up White Trash, God bless him


Tweekers - yeah we got got 'em here too


CAMEL TOE!!!!!!


Poor poor pitiful me


What the fuck is it with these Emo people?
Go eat a pork chop and cheer up, fucker.

Another "Aw, fuck" moment in time

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A word of wisdom from the medical world


A noted Gynecologist once said:
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes it's own oil every 4 weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.
-Yolo, of course

Hello Kitty


Hmmmm......


Couldn't be my family, I only have one brother.
-Tattoo Jim

Should've been California......


Click to enlarge if you dare.
-Tattoo Jim

Monday, October 26, 2009

Straight up White Trash, God bless 'er


No doubt she's White Trash - ragged white wife beater with a black bra. She really didn't even have to advertise.......

Should've bought a Ruger






I'm curious as to what caused this. I've never seen this kind of damage before.
Was it the wrong powder? A blend of powders? Bad data?
I'm seriously doubting a double charge as that's kind of (but not impossible) hard to do using magnum loads.
Any theories?
Thanks to Steve for passing this along.
He found it at:

Chris's two best friends


Unpacking after our return from the range. Looks like he found a comfy spot.

-Thanks, Chris!

Thanks for the warning, Yolo

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/10/exclusive-us-spies-buy-stake-in-twitter-blog-monitoring-firm/

Fuck Fifi

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed middle-aged French woman, but when he got there he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog. "Please, Ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

-Tattoo Jim

Attack Fang, attack!!!!


-Tattoo Jim