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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Fun with Charles

We got this black boss named Charles out at work - in his 60s and from Oakland, so he's had the radical black attitude, although he's mellowed that shit out considerably in the 10+ years I've been working with and for him. I hated that motherfucker when he first hired on as management (a story for another post) but we came to an understanding - I understood he would fire my ass if I didn't cool my heels - and we actually started getting along real well, even to the point of talking race shit as evidenced by the photo below, taken a few years ago.
Yeah, so the the other day I was fucking with him and asked if he preferred African American, black or negro.
"Man, I'd rather be called colored than a damned negro".
So now he's on my ass for referring to him around work as 'my colored friend'.

And it was just last week that me and my buddy Rick were fucking off in one of the dark aisles, just bullshitting and catching up on our weekends. Monday morning shit, you know?
Rick

Rick is working for Charles and Charles is on the prowl looking for him. Rick's got his radio turned off so he wouldn't be disturbed by it and he was ignoring repeated calls on the intercom requesting his presence at the office. It's just a matter of time until Charles shows up looking for his lazy ass.
Pretty soon we see Charles on his little electric cart cruising down the receiving dock, his big-ass head turning back and forth, looking for Rick. Right before he gets to the aisle we're standing in, Rick throws his arms around me and plants a big ol' sloppy kiss right on my lips.
Charles got excited, to say the least.
"OH MY GAWD!!! YOU FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE..... OH LAWDY!!! GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASSES IN A TRAILER WITH THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU GET US ALL FIRED!!! OH LAWD......"
And yes, after we quit laughing there was the necessary awkward silence.

That means a fat ass, right?



(Fishbowl DC) — Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), known for his cantankerous ways and for not speaking to media unless it’s his idea, was overheard at the Delta Crown lounge at Reagan National Airport today talking on his cellphone about an incident he said occurred three weeks ago while at an Episcopal church auction. Please note, a church auction.
Our source, a Democratic operative who heard the whole thing, said he was “very loud”. Sensenbrenner was overheard saying that after buying all their “crap” (his word) a woman approached him and praised first lady Michelle Obama. He told the woman that Michelle should practice what she preaches — “she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”
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Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

For your viewing pleasure.....

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Interacial porn

- MSgt B

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Merry Chris'mas from the Johnsons, yo.

- Irish

Oh, those scamps!

An early morning game of drunken bumper cars--using Walmart handicap scooters--was broken up Saturday morning by Louisiana cops who arrested a 22-year-old man who copped to driving to the store while intoxicated.
Officers with the West Monroe Police Department arrived at the Walmart around 2:30 AM in response to a call about a disturbance. Store management told cops that a group of intoxicated suspects were “playing ‘bumper cars’ with the handicap scooters in the store,” according to a probable cause affidavit.
A police sergeant contacted Christopher Butler, who appeared “very intoxicated.” Butler admitted driving his 2004 Ford truck to the retailer after consuming “five to six beers.” A subsequent Breathalyzer recorded Butler’s blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08).
Butler’s fellow bumper car enthusiasts apparently escaped arrest.

The Smoking Gun

From the emails

......What are you going to complain about if a conservative gets elected?

Who gets elected doesn't make a bit of difference in my eyes. None of the conservative candidates are Constitutionalists or even Constitutional scholars that I'm aware of.
My goal, OUR goal, as III Percenters, is "Restore the Constitution as ratified in 1789 and amended with the Bill of Rights in 1791."
That's it, plain and simple.
If you don't know what that means, let me know and I'll send you a pocket sized Constitution and Bill of Rights. It's pretty straight forward - I don't know why our politicians can't figure it out.
- KennyLane

Reader submission

I hit the link Sammy sent and copied and pasted the article in it's entirety for you.

...your tax dollars at work, baby. I'd LOVE to have a job that paid that well and you get to bullshit your way around any shit you wanna pull with impunity. I've always said that I'm MORE than qualified to be an overpaid dumbass.
I got the skills, now where's the cash?
Merry Christmas, bro.
Sammy

Fast Furious Follies

by Jim Shepherd
After spending most of the day [Thursday, December 8] watching Washington's definition of government at "work" on answering questions about Operation Fast and Furious and the failure of MF Global, I found myself looking at more than 28 pages of notes and asking myself a simple question: why bother?
In a single day's time, I watched as a former Senator, Governor, and self-described Wall Street "smart guy" said - with a straight face- that he "had no idea" what happened to more than a billion dollars - from a company he headed.
Then, I watched as the Attorney General of the United States sat before the House Judiciary Committee and alternatively had his head patted or his hindquarters kicked, depending on whether the Representative speaking was Democrat or Republican.
Those hearings were shameful examples of just how dysfunctional the federal government has become.
The Legislative, Executive and Judicial branches are in open combat. All sides are inflexible and intractable in their positions.
The Justice Department insists it isn't withholding information about Fast and Furious, despite the fact that their communications make it obvious the information provided to this point could be described - charitably - as inconsistent.
Legislators are divided directly down party lines.
Republicans characterize AG Holder's administration as incompetent, dishonest or both. Democrats continue to defend the Attorney General, citing statistics they undoubtedly know are flawed, while characterizing the entire Fast and Furious matter nothing more than political "gotcha" games.
It's difficult to see where either side achieved anything more than seven plus hours of bad political theatre and leaving a bad taste in the mouth of anyone watching.
Republicans brought charts, graphs and pounds of paper.
Democrats brought the usual strident statements that "assault weapons" and "gun show loopholes" were to blame for all the violence in America - and most in Mexico.
Representative Maxine Waters (D-CA) was aghast that without the much debated Demand Letter 3 to require reporting of multiple long gun transactions in four border states it would be possible for a purchaser to buy "100 AK-47s without reporting the transaction to the AFT!"
"I suspect many members of Congress don't understand," Waters said.
Between Waters and Georgia Representative Hank Johnson's semi-coherent efforts to minimize the 2,000 guns lost in Fast and Furious by comparing them to the "untold thousands of weapons sold by individuals and other illegal dealers at gun shows" to "Al Qaeda, felons and white supremacists" it was apparent that at least two members of Congress are somewhat less than clueless.
That, however, doesn't keep them from being completely certain that Republicans on the committee were simply trying to use Fast and Furious to "score political points".
Mr. Johnson ended his comments by describing the "NRA and other Second Amendment radicals" as the problem, not the guns that walked in Fast and Furious.
That set off Representative Darrell Issa of California, the head of the Subcommittee that has pursued the Attorney General's office for Fast and Furious information for months.
Throughout the hearing, Issa continued to press Holder, but he maintained a civil demeanor - until Johnson's "radicals" comment.
Calling Johnson's comments "reprehensible" Issa responded to Johnson's statement with a straightforward question to the Attorney General: "Mr. Holder, will you attend my subcommittee's hearings in January, or will I have to send a subpoena?"
As happened at several points through the Attorney General's testimony, there was no definitive answer to his direct question. Instead, Mr. Holder reminded Mr. Issa that he had already testified four times on Fast and Furious, including twice to his subcommittee.
It was that kind of hearing.
Mr. Holder would scrap with a Republican for a few minutes on Fast and Furious.
A Democrat would then either praise him for his work - or ask a question about anything from the Justice Department's plans for prosecution of medical marijuana clinics (Rep. Jared Polis/Colorado), to a Caribbean Border Initiative (Del. Pedro Pierliusi/Puerto Rico), or California Rep. Zoe Lofton's plea a blog site receive the same First Amendment status as magazines, newspapers and television media. That First Amendment status needed to be granted despite the site's apparent bad habit of using material that they neither created or owned.
Trying to bottom lining this hearing would be equivalent to diving off a railroad bridge without knowing how deep the water was below you: risky with a good chance of an unfortunate outcome.
At this point, it appears safe to say there are inarguable and incontrivertable inconsistencies in the statements, documents and actions of the Department of Justice regarding Fast and Furious. It would seem equally safe to presume that a significant amount of blame-storming is going on at the Justice Department.
Judging from the determination of the Republicans on the committee to pursue their questioning - and the Attorney General's equally determined position that appropriate steps continue to be taken - Fast and Furious isn't going to go away anytime soon.
The good news is that it's not likely to be repeated.
There will likely be additional actions taken against the individuals at Justice who wind up taking the fall for the flawed operation that resulted in the deaths of two U.S. agents and as many as 200 Mexican citizens.
Some involved may even face criminal charges.
One other thing, unfortunately, is more than likely true, barring divine intervention.
As Attorney General Holder stated in his opening remarks: "it is an unfortunate reality that we will continue to feel the effects of this flawed operation for years to come. Guns lost during this operation will continue to show up at crime scenes on both sides of the border."
That's not just wrong, it's criminal, no matter which side of the aisle on which you sit.

Yum yum......

- Murray

Hungry or horny?

Kinda hard to tell by the expression on his face.....

Monday, December 19, 2011

Straight up White Trash, God bless 'em

Who in the fuck counted?

Farm livin' is the life for me......

Somebody that tall doesn't really need heels

Bells & whistles, Baby. Gotta have 'em.

60 round Surefire magazines for M4, AR-15 and M16.
Details and prices here at Molon Labe Shop

Waaaay out of my price range even if I had one of those platforms, but for all you folks that like all the newest and fanciest shit to hang off your firearms, there ya go.

We don't trust the government enough? NO!!!!!

With ObamaCare still as unpopular as ever — the latest Rassmussen poll shows Americans favoring repeal of the new health-care law by a 53-40 margin — the Obama administration has developed a new theory as to why. We simply don’t trust government enough.

Read the rest HERE.

How many of our guys were killed by "friendly" fire?

That fucking idiot Joe Biden actually said this in an interview with The Daily Beast:

Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests. If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which is cooperating with us in keeping the bad guys from being able to do damage to us, then that becomes a problem for us.
- www.weaselzippers.us

It just keeps getting deeper and deeper......

Documents obtained by Salt Lake City attorney Jesse Trentadue in a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit show then Clinton Deputy Attorney General Eric Holder authorized members of the FBI to provide explosives to Oklahoma City bombing criminals Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols immediately prior to the April, 1995 bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah building.
Holder had authorized the FBI to provide the explosives to McVeigh and Nichols in conjunction with a Clinton Administration undercover operation named PATCON, an acronym for “Patriot Conspiracy.” As Jesse Trentadue describes it, “PATCON was designed to infiltrate and incite… militia[s] and evangelical Christians to violence so that the Department of Justice could crush them.”
Both Waco and Ruby Ridge are now known to have been PATCON inspired, Department of Justice plots. Shortly after the Oklahoma City bombing, Holder instructed FBI agents to recover from Terry Nichols any remainder of the explosives the Bureau had provided him and McVeigh.
To the chagrin of Eric Holder, the explosives were later discovered by another agency, complete with the fingerprints of both Nichols, McVeigh and 2 FBI agents.
Holder had reportedly offered Nichols respite from the death penalty for his cooperation in recovering the explosives. Obviously the Deputy Attorney General considered covering up his criminal complicity in the bombing eminently worth sparing Nichols just punishment for the murders of 168 innocent Americans.
Jesse Trentadue accidentally came across PATCON while investigating the murder of his brother Kenneth at the hands of the Clinton Department of Justice.
An FBI informant familiar with the Oklahoma City bombing story, Kenneth was found hanged in his cell after having been jailed by the FBI. Though an official FBI report had listed Kenneth as a suicide, it was obvious that he had been severely beaten and his throat cut….
 

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FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!

Grab your boots, the shit's getting deeper!!!
If you're not worried about what people think about you, then what was your 'AttackWatch' website all about?
And how come I catch at least one hit from DHS every time I post a 'FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!' if you're not worried about what people think about you?

Now's the time to nuke 'em

My first thought was they're so afraid of the state police that they're worshipping that fat li'l fuck even after he died.
Then I started thinking that even a dog will mourn a cruel master.
Either way, it's funny.

Yup, gonna be one of those days.....

CAMEL TOE!!!!!

CATCH!!!

Run, Pedobear. Very fast and very far......

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Posted

Found this here at Ontoliberty

We are anonymous

We ask that you post the following in public places

Whereas, on the 14th of December, 2011, the House of Representatives of these United States voted in favor of indefinite military detention, without charges, of any American, anywhere, anytime, without due process of law, at the discretion of the government alone;
Whereas, on the 15th of December, 2011, the Senate of these United States voted in favor of the same bill;
Whereas, the proscription against the use of military force to police the populous has been an essential feature of American civic life and civic liberty since the arrival of our civilization upon this continent;
Whereas, the wanton violation of this proscription was one of the chief causes of the separation of the American peoples from their government in Great Britain;
Whereas, the Constitution so chartering the government of these United States does not grant this power;
Whereas, the Constitution forbids the addition of any power not enumerated to the general government;
Whereas, the use of such draconian measures has been an essential feature of the enforcement of tyranny by totalitarian governments of the 20th century, including, but not limited to, the Nationalist-Socialist government of Germany, the fascist government of Italy, the government of the United Soviet Socialist Republics, and the government of Vietnam;
Whereas, the use of such draconian measures is carefully calculated to quash all political dissent amongst a captive people;
Whereas, the codification of such draconian measures effectively nullifies all civil liberties the people may hope to hold;
Whereas, the codification of such draconian measures are the last act in the quest to hold a people captive to the rapacious will of their government without recourse;
And whereas, the codification of such draconian measures is an act of war against the populous at large;
Therefore, be it declared that a STATE OF WAR formally exists between the Government of these United States and the People of these United States.
We, the People of these United States, declare any and all attempts to enforce the provisions of HR 1540 to be unlawful, void, and of no force.
We, declare ALL WHO voted in favor of HR 1540, and ALL WHO attempt to enforce HR 1540 to be traitors to these United States, punishable under law.
We, SHALL DISOBEY, APPREHEND, OR RESIST WITH DEADLY FORCE, in our discretion, any person who attempts to enforce the provisions of HR 1540.
We, SHALL NOT aggress against any employee of any American government who shall not attempt to enforce or aid and abet the enforcement of HR 1540, they being as trapped as the rest of the populous.
Such STATE OF WAR shall continue until HR 1540 is stricken from the code of law, and all who had hand in HR 1540 are brought to justice under due process of law.
Signed and witnessed by we, the individual citizens of these United States, below:

Now we find out how crazy Junior is

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, 69, has died

PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) -- Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.
Kim's death was announced Monday by state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.
Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.
The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.
The news came as North Korea prepared for a hereditary succession. Kim Jong Il inherited power after his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, died in 1994.
In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

Yes Lisa. Whatever you say Lisa.

Coming soon to a city near you

This is footage from Egypt, the same clip that sparked outrage (for all the good that it's doing) when it shows government police kicking the shit out of a woman that's already unconcious.
Do I think this type of situation is too far in our future? No. Can this happen here? Oh yeah. Will it happen here? If things don't change real quick.

Presidents in uniform

- Murray

Hey Obama - did you read this?

When Obama talked “hope and change” on the campaign trail in 2008, he was believable enough to get elected, even though a large part of the change he promised would knowingly lead to a burgeoning government. How else could he spread the wealth around and “fundamentally transform America”?
Well do we remember his 2008 campaign rhetoric:
Generations from now we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs for the jobless. This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.
Here we are, three years later, and Obamacare threatens to uproot and destroy our entire healthcare system, unemployment is at 8.6%, and Obama’s job performance has been so poor that he’s admitted “I don’t control the weather.”
Therefore, in the end, Obama’s promise of hope and change was a nonstarter, yet he has succeeded in fundamentally changing America and as a result citizens are unsettled. Obama has given us big government on an unprecedented scale and Gallup has given us a poll showing that everyone—Democrats and Republicans alike—are tired of the big government philosophy, of the big government approach to life’s problems. Throw in Obama’s support of #OccupyWallStreet, his elevation of Union thugs like Richard Trumka and Jimmy Hoffa on the national stage, his non-stop class warfare rhetoric, and the more than 1,000 weapons still loose on the streets following Fast and Furious, and it is little wonder the American people feel as unsafe physically as they do unsure financially.

And throughout this process, hope turned to disarray and people have realized that their safety is in their own hands (literally). In other words, the 2nd Amendment has begun to mean something to people who heretofore never gave it a passing thought. Thus private gun sales are through the roof. For example, on black Friday of this year, the FBI reported a 32% increase in gun sales over the previous one-day record. This means that in a 24 hour period, the FBI was asked to do 129,166 background checks for gun purchases around the country. (Ironically, the previous record was 97,848 on black Friday in 2008: just weeks after Obama had been elected and people were already scared of the disorder his policies might portend.)
At gun stores the country, a large part of the increase in sales is the result of handgun purchases for females. Store owners say they are seeing women coming in with their husbands to buy concealed carry handguns to keep in their purses or on their persons. Guns like the Smith & Wesson BODYGUARD .38 Special and Sig Sauer’s P238 .380 are flying off the shelves.
One thing’s for sure: Obama never intended to do this. Nevertheless, the policies and tactics he’s put in place have pushed the American people right back where the Founding Fathers wanted us to be in the first place.
In government Smith & Wesson we trust.
- Big Government

*****

One thing the article doesn't mention is the number of people buying guns because
1) They fear their government or
2) They don't fear their government and are sick and tired of taking shit from them.
Just sayin'......

As long as Mooch-elle is happy, we're all happy. Right?

The high price of impatience: Michelle jets off to Hawaii with the kids for 17 day vacation before the President can leave ... at a cost of $100,000 to the taxpayer.

With thousands of families struggling to raise funds for Christmas, you would think the Obamas might manage a little thriftiness.
But last night, Michelle Obama and her two daughters flew to Hawaii for a 17-day holiday - days before the president joins them.
The separate flights will incur costs of more than $100,000 to the taxpayer.
Obama has vowed to stay in Washington until Congress passes an extension of the payroll tax cut and will join his family before Christmas.
By not waiting for Congress to reach a decision before jetting off together, the family is inflicting eye-watering costs on the taxpayer.
The Daily Mail

"We must learn to live within our means"

With More Vacation Days and Separate Travel, Price of Obama’s Annual Hawaiian Holiday Rises

BY MALIA ZIMMERMAN - KAILUA, OAHU - The U.S. Secret Service has arrived, street barricades are in place, and the U.S. Coast Guard has stationed itself in the waters surrounding Kailua, Oahu. That is a sure sign President Barack Obama’s security team is preparing for the first family to arrive in the small beachside community as early as Friday night for what is expected to be a 17-day vacation.
The President and his family are traveling separately to Hawaii because he wants resolve the payroll tax cut issue before leaving Washington – and his wife does not want to wait.
But the advanced trip and the cost that comes with it – as much as $100,000 (flight and security) – adds to an already expensive vacation for the taxpayers.
Hawaii Reporter research shows the total cost for the President’s visit for taxpayers far exceeded $1.5 million in 2010 – but is even more costly this year because he extended his vacation by three days and the cost for Air Force One travel has jumped since last assessed in 2000. In addition, Hawaii Reporter was able to obtain more specifics about the executive expenditures.
The total cost (based on what is known) for the 17-day vacation roundtrip vacation to Hawaii for the President, his family and staff has climbed to more than $4 million. Here's why.
 
TRAVEL: $3,651,626
The biggest expense is President Barack Obama’s round trip flight to Hawaii via Air Force One, a cost the GAO office estimated at $1 million in the year 2000. Contacted today, the GAO confirmed there is no report the independent office affiliated with Congress has prepared since 2000 to operate Air Force One and Air Force Two.
However, the U.S. Air Force provides the most current numbers of $181,757 per flight hour. Travel time for Air Force One direct from Washington D.C. to Hawaii is about 9 hours or $1,635,813 each way for a total of $3,271,622 for the round trip to Hawaii and back.
The cost for USAF C-17 cargo aircraft that transports the Presidential limos, helicopters and other support equipment is not available to the public. However, the flight time between Andrews Air Force Base and Hawaii is at about 20 hours roundtrip, with estimated operating cost of $7,000 per hour (GAO report) for a total of $140,000 per roundtrip. The United States Marine Corps provides a presidential helicopter, along with pilots and support crews for the test flights, which travel on another C-17 flight at $140,000 for a total of $280,000.
Mrs. Obama’s early flight to Hawaii costs about $63,000 (White House Dossier), but add security and personnel for a total of about $100,000.

HOUSING: $151,200
The President and his family pay for their own beachfront rental (they are not staying in the Winter White House this year but rather a house on the same street further to the ocean point).
The Kailua rentals are fronted by the ocean and backed by a canal. So, the taxpayers must cover the costs for housing U.S. Secret Service, U.S. Coast Guard and Navy Seals in beach front and canal front homes in Kailua.
That costs about $1,200 a day ($200 allocated per bedroom per day). Since security arrives one day early, homes are rented for 18 days.
That is about $21,600 per home for approximately 7 houses rented at a total cost of $151,200 for security to stay nearby.

HOTEL: $72,216
The President’s staff and White House Press Corps stay at one of Hawaii’s oldest and most elegant hotels, the Moana Surfrider. Hawaii Reporter confirmed they are again staying there this year. Besides its stunningly beautiful view of Waikiki, and its traditional architecture, it is one of the most pricey hotels in the state.
Government rates are $177 per night, but that only is available during certain times a year.
Rooms typically start at $250 but can cost on average as much as $450 a night, and are even higher during the holidays. A hotel spokesperson did not return calls to confirm the rate the White House received.
A conservative estimate with rooms at the government rate of $177 per day (excluding a 9.25 percent Transient Accommodation Tax and a 4.712 percent General Excise Tax on each bill, meals, internet charges and other charges) means the taxpayers are covering more than $72,216 in hotel bills for an estimated 24 staff.

LOCAL TAXPAYER COSTS: $260,000
Local police over time for the president’s visit has historically cost Oahu taxpayers $250,000 but may be more expensive this year with the extended vacation.
The city ambulance the accompanies the president 24 hours a day through his entire visit is $10,000, according to city spokeswoman Louise Kim McCoy.

UNKNOWN COSTS
There are several costs the White House annually refuses to release, citing security.
  • For example, the president’s security usually rents an entire floor of an office building in Kailua on the canal during the president’s stay.
  • There are security upgrades and additional phone lines to several private homes where Obama and friends are staying. That includes bullet proof glass installed, home security systems disabled, new security measures put into place and additional phone lines added.
  • There is the cost for car rentals and fuel for White House staff staying at Moana Hotel.
  • And there are additional travel costs Secret Service and White House staff traveling ahead of the President.
The total cost (based on what is known) for a 17-day round trip vacation to Hawaii for the President and his family and staff and security is an estimated $4,135,038.
Hawaii Reporter annually has requested details on the cost of the President’s trip, but the White House will not release any figures, citing security concerns. A spokesperson has maintained the costs are "in line" with other presidential vacations.

Hawaii Reporter has sought to determine the cost of vacations for the current president and last two presidents but the Government Accountability Office was able to provide those costs and referred Hawaii Reporter back to the White House spokesperson.
- SOURCE

*****

Their hotel bills alone are 18 months of my wages.

And what a beautiful Sunday morning it is!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Note to self:

Do not rub my balls after applying heat patches to Lisa's back.....

My long-lost son

Ahhh, Domestic life.....

Me and Miss Lisa had some errands to run so we took our sweet-ass time getting home, looking at Christmas lights. That was a fucking mistake. We no sooner hit the door and asked when we were going to decorate?
Decorate? I have had exactly 2 Christmas trees in the past 30 years and one of them I did in a drunken blackout one July.
By the time we went to bed she had made arrangements to borrow one of Moms' spare trees (Mom has this OCD thing going on with Christmas - goes out and buys all new shit every year) and some decorations.
So tonight we put up our tree.
So in keeping with our redneckness, it's sitting on a surplus ammo container that's wrapped in a camo blanket. The trunk of the "tree" is wrapped in my rifle ghillie wrap. The ornaments are bass lures. The stain at the bottom is CharlieGodammit marking his territory.


Then Lisa went fucking crazy, man. She started putting Christmas shit everywhere. Scared the fuck out of me, I thought I was going to have to shoot her.

What's left of my Call Wall.

Check it out, you can't even see my skinning knives on top of the cabinet.


The she started eyeballing the top of the safe. I had to explain those weren't reindeer ears, they were deer antlers.


I put my foot down when she started talking about stringing lights around my barbed wire displays.





Hey Janet!

I ran across this article over at Free North Carolina
Here's the last couple of paragraphs:

All We Wish Is To Be Left Alone
We common Southerners (and most other Americans) prefer to be free to work, worship, and raise our children under the arrangement bequeathed us by our Founders. We do not wish to take that which is not ours or to deprive others of what is rightfully theirs. Nor do we wish to tell others how they ought to live. We are not driven by utopian ideologies or perverse fantasies. We do not wish to conquer the world and ride it, booted and spurred, to satisfy a lust for power and position. As Jefferson Davis said, all we wish is to be left alone. But we are not being left alone; on the contrary, we are being robbed blind by the biggest, most blatant and shameless heist in the history of the world. And not only is our wealth being taken, but our liberties as well. We are also being overrun by an alien population as a result of unlimited and illegal immigration from Latin America.

So, you tell me who are the domestic terrorists? Those who wish to live in peace according to the original American arrangement or those who seek its overthrow for their own greed and ambition?

That the criminal class that now runs America has tried to make us out to be the domestic terrorists ought to tell you something. They are projecting onto us the very characteristics they themselves possess. This dishonest process is called The Law of Preemptory Accusation—they hit you before you can hit them. If they’re thieves, they accuse you of theft; if they’re liars, they accuse you of lying. If they’re haters, they accuse you of hatred. You get the picture.

It is not too late for the domestic terrorists that control this regime (both Democrats and Republicans, Washington and Wall Street) to back off and behave as they should. In truth, I believe they should apologize for all their crimes, return all they have stolen (with penalties and interest attached), pledge henceforth to obey the true and fundamental law of the land, and lock themselves up for a long stint in prison. In short, I believe they ought to be our servants and us their masters. I also believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.


For the whole article, go here to The League of the South

That describes pretty much everybody I know

Domestic Terrorism
Focus on Militia Extremism

9/2/11
Who they are. Like many domestic terrorism groups, militia extremists are anti-government. What sets them apart is that they’re often organized into paramilitary groups that follow a military-style rank hierarchy. They tend to stockpile illegal weapons and ammunition, trying illegally to get their hands on fully automatic firearms or attempting to convert weapons to fully automatic. They also try to buy or manufacture improvised explosive devices and typically engage in wilderness, survival, or other paramilitary training.

Who and what they target. They usually go after the government itself—including law enforcement personnel, representatives of the courts, and other public officials, along with government buildings. When caught, most militia extremists are charged with weapons, explosives, and/or conspiracy violations.

What they believe in. Many militia extremists view themselves as protecting the U.S. Constitution, other U.S. laws, or their own individual liberties. They believe that the Constitution grants citizens the power to take back the federal government by force or violence if they feel it’s necessary. They oppose gun control efforts and fear the widespread disarming of Americans by the federal government.

Militia extremists often subscribe to various conspiracy theories regarding government. One of their primary theories is that the United Nations—which they refer to as the New World Order, or NWO—has the right to use its military forces anywhere in the world (it doesn’t, of course). The extremists often train and prepare for what they foresee as an inevitable invasion of the U.S. by United Nations forces. Many militia extremists also wrongly believe that the federal government will relocate citizens to camps controlled by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or force them to undergo vaccinations.

One important note: simply espousing anti-government rhetoric is not against the law. However, seeking to advance that ideology through force or violence is illegal, and that’s when the FBI and law enforcement become involved.

What is the FBI doing to combat the militia extremism threat? In addition to our lawful use of sophisticated investigative techniques, we’ve expanded our work with other federal agencies such as the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives and with our state and local partners. And we use intelligence and analysis to help identify gaps in our knowledge, emerging tactics and trends, and effective investigative strategies.

As always, the combination of intelligence, coordinated law enforcement efforts, and an informed public is the most effective way to counter the threats posed by domestic extremists.
FBI.gov

Ho ho ho, man.

I'm reading online this morning that there's mystery folks paying off other folks Christmas layaways, there's people dropping gold coins in kettles, and what do we have here in Modesto?
Motherfucking Santas arrested for selling dope while collecting for the Salvation Army.
No shit, I was coming out of the Savemart this afternoon when I saw a cop roll up and arrest Santa, although he may not have been the real Santa because he was black. Anyways, I hang out to see what the deal was and when the Man did his search he came out with a great big wad of cash and a baggie full of rocks.
Hey, he was just multi-tasking, doing both his day and night jobs at the same time.

White House Hosts Suspected Iraqi Terrorist

On June 25, 1996, in Khobar, Saudi Arabia, a housing complex near Saudi Aramco (a Saudi national oil company) was targeted by terrorists. A truck bomb was detonated just outside one of the buildings that housed US and foreign military personnel. The explosion ripped the front of the building off, much like what happened in the Oklahoma City bombing.
Casualties from the attack were 1 Saudi and 19 US Air Force personnel killed and 372 US, Saudi and other foreign military personnel injured. The carnage was incredible and left a permanent impact upon many of the survivors of the attack.
William Schooley, a US Air Force staff sergeant was asleep in the next building when the bomb exploded. He immediately responded to the site where he assisted in the recovery of the wounded and dead. Schooley recounted his actions as,
“I cleared the path for the walking wounded to evacuate and then provided first aid to the wounded. Unfortunately, the airman I was working on did not survive. I don’t know how to put arms back on.”
The scene was so intense that Schooley was later given a medical discharge due to post traumatic stress.
Initially, the US officials blamed Hezbollah al-Hejaz the local Saudi Hezbollah, as being responsible for the attack. Since then, the FBI linked Iran’s Revolutionary Guard to the Khobar Tower bombing.
One individual with ties to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard and who has been indicated as having some knowledge or possible involvement is Hadi Farhan al-Amiri, who is currently serving as Iraq’s minister of transportation. Though official investigation has not been able to document al-Amiri’s role in the bombing, many believe that there is enough circumstantial evidence linking him to the attacks or that he has knowledge of those who did.
With the implications surrounding al-Amiri, many survivors and the families of the victims of the Khobar Towers bombing are enraged by the callous inconsideration of President Obama who recently hosted a delegation from Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Monday that included al-Amiri.

Schooley commented on al-Amiri’s White House visit by expressing,
“Outrage at the visit to the White House really doesn’t describe what I feel. I watched outstanding airmen die that night and witnessed horrific carnage. The survivors of Khobar Towers have been swept under the rug and now have received the greatest insult.”
On hearing of Obama’s welcoming of al-Amiri, another senior airman who survived the bombing and who asked to be anonymous shared his outrage by saying,
“Given Hadi al-Amiri’s ties to terrorism and potential knowledge of those who committed the yet-unsolved FBI investigation into the brazen murder of 19 USAF airmen at Khobar Towers, his presence in the White House was nothing short of insulting to those who both lost family members and those who survived the horrific attack. It wouldn’t matter whether it was a Democrat or a Republican in the White House, it was just wrong.”
Chairwoman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL) sent a letter to Obama questioning his wisdom in having al-Amiri at the White House. She also told him that al-Amiri should not be involved in the future of Iraq if they want their future to be successful.
But we should not be surprised by the president’s actions. Over the past three years he has repeatedly demonstrated that he has no concern for the American public or for our military personnel. His only concerns are for his brother Muslims and Marxists who he plans on using to overthrow America as we know it.
- Godfather Politics

Attention Traitors - applications available from FEMA

5regionsAlex Jones has posted a “Help Wanted” advertisement issued by a private firm that is working for the U.S. government, namely, FEMA. The document reads as follows:
KBR is establishing a National Quick Response Team for our current Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers (USACE) work, and for anticipated future contracts. Upon completion of evaluation, certain subcontractors may be invited to establish a Master Services Agreement (MSA) with pre-established lease rates and terms and conditions. The Continental US will be broken up into five regions as indicated in the map below Services will be required in each State within each region.
Anticipated Project Requirements:
Establish services listed below within 72 hours for initial set-up and respond within 24 hours for incremental services. This is a CONTINGENCY PROJECT and it should be stressed that lead times will be short with critical requirements due to the nature of emergency responses.
Subcontractors must be flexible and able to handle multiple, shifting priorities in an emergency environment. Supply lines needed must be short but not necessarily pre-positioned.
Post Continues on teapartyeconomist.com

Words of wisdom

Not long ago it was easy to tell who the bad guys were. They carried Kalashnikovs. Now it is much more complicated, but one thing is sure – any man who covers his face and packs a gun is a legitimate target for any decent citizen. – Jeff Cooper

Go here for the post.

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!

You're not even a hair on their collective asses, son.

Oooh, fish & chips......

For the III Percenter that has almost everything

"Omigod! What is Ahmed doing to Eunice in there?"

Damn. So close.

Friday, December 16, 2011

BAM!!!

In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

The other involves a groundhog.


- David

Yeah. What he said.

[Front Page Magazine]: What don’t you like about contemporary America?

[Leon Weinstein]: I don’t like borders that are open to illegal immigrants, smugglers and terrorists. I don’t like educational institutions that have no competition and can’t fire or stimulate teachers, and stagnating because of that. I don’t like tenure in Universities. I don’t like Unions that force jobs out of the country. I don’t like minimum wages. I don’t like that Congress can take away any share of the money we, productive citizens earn, and imprison us if we don’t pay. I don’t like growing debt and inability of our government to slow this process down. I don’t like the fact that those who receive entitlements can vote and eventually will vote us into a socialist country. I don’t like politicians that want to fundamentally change this best country in the world …. I just started. Do you want me to continue?
~ Leon Weinstein, the author of the new book, Capitalism 101.

- http://www.washingtonreb.com/

It's all about the bullet

Bullet design has come a long way from the days of the roundball. Today’s high-performance cartridges will handle just about anything you ask of them, but is all that energy really necessary on whitetails?
by Ralph M. Lermayer

deer hunting bullet choiceSometimes we tend to ignore, or at least give short shrift to, the most important piece of hunting gear in our arsenal. No matter how much you paid for your rifle or your optics or the rest of your gear (including the cost to hunt), when you pull the trigger, everything hinges on one bullet that cost you around a dollar.

How We Got Here

In the earliest days, a round chunk of pure lead got the job done. Then, we went from powering our rifles with primitive black powder to the new nitrocellulose smokeless stuff, and speeds increased until pure lead couldn’t take it. But lead was still the ideal material for raising havoc internally, so we shielded it with a protective coat or jacket.
Now we were in hog-killin’ heaven, but muzzle velocities kept increasing, so we just made the jacket, usually copper or a gilding metal, thicker and tougher, trying to keep up with the speed and energy the increasingly more powerful cartridges were delivering — but we soon hit a design dilemma. Modern rifles and cartridges were allowing shots far beyond what was previously practical, and bullets meant to strike a target at 50 yards required different features than a bullet that was going to fly 350 yards out.
The trick was to make a bullet that would hold together, hang on to its jacket and still expand whether it struck the target at 3,000 fps or 1,200 fps. A tall order, but by the 1980s, the problem and most of the research and design effort gave us a very dependable and diverse selection of bullets that would cover the power and velocity span from the likes of the .30-30 on up to the 7mm and .300 Win Mags. It took some very creative thinking to get us here, and one man in particular might have been responsible for the first real bullet breakthrough.
John Nosler’s “Partition” is really two bullets in one. The softer front half expands quickly, while the rear base, separated from the front half by a solid copper web, drives deep into the target. With that approach, it would reliably hold together yet still expand if a target was hit at 50 yards when the bullet was moving at maximum speed, or if it was hit at 400 yards when the bullet had slowed down considerably.
That thinking spurred the jacket redesign frenzy until every manufacturer’s bullets were up to the task. It took a lot to get to this point, but tapered jackets were bonded to the lead cores by chemicals, electrolysis, heat or pressure, and it was a safe bet that even when the angles were steep and solid, heavy bone was encountered, the standard bullets on the shelf at that time would get the job done.
Things rocked along well for decades, with great bullets available from a host of sources: Barnes X, Federal Trophy Bonded, Nosler Partition, Speer Grand Slam, Swift Scirocco, Winchester Super X, and Remington CoreLokt. Until a few years ago, the only thing we had to decide was which bullet shot the most accurately in our rifle. Performance-wise, they all got the job done, but then things changed again.
Remington introduced the Ultra Mags, which featured as much magnum power as you can jam in a standard action, and the power bar was once again raised. Factory velocities for a 180-grain .30-caliber were now running at 3,200 fps. Many standard bullets couldn’t take the energy, including Remington’s own standby, the CoreLokt, so it was back to the drawing board. The CoreLokt Ultra was born, as was the Winchester XP3, Barnes Triple Shok, and the Super Premium bullet options.
These are all extreme and highly technical examples of the bulletmaker’s art, incorporating all we now know about making bullets tough, reliable and accurate. They will perform under the most extreme ends of the velocity spectrum, and hold together under the harshest impact conditions.
One example of just how far we’ve come is illustrated by what happened to me on an Australian buffalo hunt when an angry and particularly ornery bull popped up over a rise 30 yards from me at full steam ahead. A snap shot put it down, but that Winchester premium bullet actually had to go through 2 inches of sapling before it entered and penetrated deep into the buffalo’s vitals. That’s a truly amazing feat, and were it not for the toughness designed into that bullet, a wreck would have been the result.

Do We Need Extreme Bullets?

There’s the question. Does the average whitetail hunter need to spend the extra money for the high-tech upscale bullets? Is there a downside?
In comparison to the bigger species like bear, elk, moose, even big mule deer, a whitetail has a pretty fragile frame. These premium bullets need a bit of resistance to open up, and 100- to 150-pound whitetail don’t offer a lot of “stop” for a bullet. My choice is to fall back to the second generation of proven bullets like the Winchester Power Point, Remington CoreLokt, Speer Grand Slam and others of their ilk for my whitetail hunting. They are far less expensive, very accurate and widely available. Most importantly, they have been proven effective for decades on whitetail, even when the bullet is placed a tad off the mark.
For the bigger, meaner species, or for a long-awaited, high-dollar hunt where one shot at extreme angles might be all you get, there’s a lot of peace of mind to be had with a magazine full of the high-end bullets. But for the stand hunter, deliberate and unhurried, who doesn’t go for long-range shots, the standby bullets we’ve come to depend on are probably all he’ll ever need.
- Grandview Outdoors

Again, Fuck The Feds.

Saw this over at Sick of the Status Quo.

Congress Authorizes Pentagon to Wage Internet War

The ancient art of war is coming to the internet.
The House and Senate agreed to give the U.S. military the power to conduct “offensive” strikes online — including clandestine attacks, via a little-noticed provision in the military’s 2012 funding bill.
The power, which was included in the House version but not the Senate version, was included in the final “reconciled” bill that is all but guaranteed to pass into law.
Congress affirms that the Department of Defense has the capability, and upon direction by the President may conduct offensive operations in cyberspace to defend our Nation, Allies and interests, subject to–
(1) the policy principles and legal regimes that the Department follows for kinetic capabilities, including the law of armed conflict; and
(2) the War Powers Resolution (50 U.S.C. 1541 et seq.).
 For the rest of the article, go here to Wired.com.

Are you ready for this?





Link found at Sick of the Status Quo

Kalifornia.....

Have you ever wondered why folks in California can appear so confused? Consider this:


Chief Heather Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police.
Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president
of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a multimillion-dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right), a former female, is the
first transgender male SFPD police officer.

Their Representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.


- Ornitup

Damn. I've got 3 cases hoarded in my reloading room.

Congressional negotiators struck a deal Thursday that overturns the new rules that were to have banned sales of traditional incandescent light bulbs beginning next year.
That agreement is tucked inside the massive 1,200-page spending bill that funds the government through the rest of this fiscal year, and which both houses of Congress will vote on Friday. Mr. Obama is expected to sign the bill, which heads off a looming government shutdown.
And then he can run off to join Mooch-elle in Hawaii for yet another vacation.

And she's off!!!

First Ho Mooch-elle and the girls are headed to Hono­lulu on Friday for a 17-day vacation courtesy of you and me. The African will likely join them after the current spending bill is settled in Congress.
But Mooch-elle isn't going to let the absence of the Obamessiah cut any expenses. I found this over at White House Dossier:

First lady Michelle Obama’s separate voyage to Hawaii promises to cost taxpayers tens of thousand in extra dollars, as her separate entourage and hefty flying costs pile on the costs.
The military jet flight alone is priced at more than $60,000, according to government estimates. But that’s only the beginning. The additional cargo flight that often accompanies the first lady on such a trip must also be paid for, as well as the limos and other accoutrements it will contain.
As she will be separated from the presidential security bubble, Michelle will require her own entourage of Secret Service protection, in addition to the staffers who will be leaving early to go to Hawaii with her.
The total tab will certainly be in excess of $100,000, and possibly quite a bit more.

That ain't including lodging, extravagant meals and entertainment and shit like that as well as the occassional clandestine hook-ups with Secret Service agents.

This is only a month after His Wannabe Highness signed the Executive Order 13589 (found here at WhiteHouse.gov) seeking to limit travel and let's not forget about all the harping over carbon emissions. Now she's got Al Gore pissed off at her too.

The one thing that I wonder about is just what does she need vacations from? She doesn't work!!! Fuck man, her lifestyle would be a vacation to me. Be having some other guy doing my chores, carrying my rifle, CharlieGodammit gnawing on somebody else's arm for a change, and driving me everywhere? Shit, I'd be so fucking bored I'd have to take a vaca......
Oh yeah, huh?

Well, the obvious solution would be to put her ass to work but I really have to wonder doing what? She's pretty much worthless.

All links are courtesy of http://www.drudgereport.com/

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Dave sent this in, said he figured that me and the Irishman might be interested in it.
For ordering information, hit this link:
http://www.skilletstreetfood.com/shop.php

WHAT??? No flights to San Francisco? Yet?

I'm thinking that there's going to be a whole lot of new members in the Mile High Club.

*****

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Thai transsexual ladyboys are taking to the air as flight attendants for a new airline, a move that some said could be a key step towards still broader acceptance in a nation where they are already unusually visible.
Known as "katoeys" or "ladyboys," transgenders and transsexuals hold mainstream jobs in a variety of fields in Thailand. They are especially common in cosmetics shops or health stores, which almost always have a ladyboy shop assistant.
Working for new charter airline PC Air, transsexual flight attendants including 22-year-old Tanyarat Jirapatpakorn made their debut on a flight from Bangkok to the southern city of Surat Thani on Thursday, serving drinks and snacks and carrying out safety demonstrations.
"This is the beginning of the acceptance of transsexuals in Thailand, giving the opportunity for us to work in various fields," said Tanyarat.
"Maybe in the future we can get any job that transsexuals never did before, such as police, soldiers or even pilots."
PC Air, whose name comes from the initials of president Peter Chan, originally planned only to hire male and female flight attendants, but changed its mind after more than 100 transsexuals and transvestites applied as well.
Four were chosen, along with 19 female and 7 male flight attendants. The airline said qualifications for the ladyboy flight attendants were the same as for female flight attendants, with the additional provisos that they be like women in how they walked and talked, and have a feminine voice.
Chan, the airline president, said the ladyboy flight attendants actually might have a special advantage.
"They might provide better services because they understand both males and females. And they're well trained according to the aviation standard," he added.
The new recruits were chosen in February and have been training since in security measures, in-flight services, and make-up application.
PC Air flies domestically as well as to several Asian destinations, including Japan and South Korea.
- Yahoo News

Thanks to Sammy for kicking this along.

IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!

The baby sure looks thrilled about it, doesn't he?

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Mom and Pops, 1968

Pretty cool picture of them on top of Heubach Mountain in southern Germany. They were into free climbing, spelunking, shit like that. Mom could outhike and outclimb Pops all fucking day long.

Gotta get one