#2 - Try the new Amazon Mind Meld add-on. You receive your order before you even know you want it. Oh, wait, you already did. Somebody get the door... #3 - All Kid Rock needs to do is fold his arms wearing a plaid shirt and padded vest and he could be the new "disappointed Hindu" meme star. #8 - Heard this one years ago as, "Grandpa sold me this watch on his deathbed." #15 - Photobomb level: Epic. Perfectly centered, satisfies my OCD. #18 - Grapes of Wrath. The ending of that book freaked me out in high school. Still does. #19 - Could be worse. "Did somebody say...drum solo!"
#2: Amazon usually ships quickly, but fuck off with these "guaranteed delivery dates." When a package is late, I get a "We're sorry we missed our delivery target, you can cancel the order if you want."
Anyway Prime is cool because not only can I order heavy stuff like car batteries and not pay a damn cent for shipping, but Prime Video is included for about a third of what Netflix costs and they really don't care if me, my brother, and my uncle are all watching it at the same time from different places.
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#18 for the win .......yeah, we're all going to Hell, but it was funny
ReplyDelete#3 Kid rock has been filmed drinking Bud Light in public just a few weeks after shooting up some 24 packs as a protest. Wanker!!!
ReplyDeleteGive the Kid a break. He's Yin/Yang/Bi-polar and has been taking drugs for it for years.
DeleteYou mean "give him a break, don’t give him a break"
DeleteYup, the good cop/bad cop treatment.
DeleteDefinitely 20 for the win.
ReplyDelete#6 and #14 I need on a back of a t-shirt.
ReplyDelete6) Kid: Dad, why can't we watch a Dallas Cowboys Superbowl game?
ReplyDeleteDad: We don't have a VCR.
#2 - Try the new Amazon Mind Meld add-on. You receive your order before you even know you want it. Oh, wait, you already did. Somebody get the door...
ReplyDelete#3 - All Kid Rock needs to do is fold his arms wearing a plaid shirt and padded vest and he could be the new "disappointed Hindu" meme star.
#8 - Heard this one years ago as, "Grandpa sold me this watch on his deathbed."
#15 - Photobomb level: Epic. Perfectly centered, satisfies my OCD.
#18 - Grapes of Wrath. The ending of that book freaked me out in high school. Still does.
#19 - Could be worse. "Did somebody say...drum solo!"
8: And I haggled the price down to half of what he was asking!
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#2: Amazon usually ships quickly, but fuck off with these "guaranteed delivery dates." When a package is late, I get a "We're sorry we missed our delivery target, you can cancel the order if you want."
ReplyDeleteAnyway Prime is cool because not only can I order heavy stuff like car batteries and not pay a damn cent for shipping, but Prime Video is included for about a third of what Netflix costs and they really don't care if me, my brother, and my uncle are all watching it at the same time from different places.
#19 is missing the "Every 30 seconds, we will play an important message about our products/services."
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Number 12 consoled me. Now I know I wasn't the only dad who did that.
ReplyDeleteMy Dad would smack me with a paddle if I got the answer wrong. I learned those times tables really damn quick.
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