Only 4 more shopping days left, People!!!

We're fast approaching an anniversary date here, folks - The Day I Became Infamous by gassing an OWS protester. You can read about it HERE if you're not familiar with the story.
My point being is that you only have 4 more shopping days to buy your own pepper spray so you too can join in on the anniversary festivities. Now I know that OWS was a fart in a hurricane, never to be seen again but there are no shortage of hippies, leftists and congressmen/women/trannies out there to substitute. After all, we don't shoot British fuckers to celebrate the 4th of July anymore, do we?
Just go to skid row - every large town has one and they're packed with people that depend upon and demand their entitlements that you and I pay for. If you happen to live in a small conservative town, gas a high school kid with those big plugs in his earlobes. Every high school has at least one kid like that. If all else fails, hunt down and gas the local Crazy Cat Lady - guarenteed she's a liberal.

Looks like Occupy Louisiana was a wash out

DoJ livin' it up with their bros

What are uniformed field representatives of the Department of Justice (DOJ) Community Relations Service (CRS) doing assisting Occupy/anarchist activists outside the Republican National Convention (RNC) in Tampa?

Exclusive video captured by Breitbart News during Occupy/anarchist demonstrations outside the RNC Tuesday shows CRS field representatives, wearing DOJ logo polo shirts and hats, conversing with Occupy protesters.

In one case, a CRS representative and protester are seen to high-five each other.

CRS representatives are also seen relaying specific instructions to the activists about the location of prearranged buses that were apparently taking them to their next scheduled demonstration.
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Promises, promises.....

Demonstrators plan to mark the first anniversary of Occupy Wall Street, which morphed into a global protest movement last year.

Planned disruptions include obstructing intersections around the New York Stock Exchange and elsewhere in the financial district, as well as other “autonomous or mass actions” that morning, a Monday, according to the website.

Some activists plan to bring handcuffs and attempt citizen’s arrests of bankers, according to Bloomberg News.

“We are just going to cause chaos, period,” one organizer, Drew Hornbein, told Bloomberg News. “Have you ever been in poverty in this country? Talk about inconvenience. I don’t have any sympathy for anyone who has any semblance of middle-class life in this country — no sympathy.”
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Help a commie out, yo?

Mark sent this in via email.



At first I thought this shit was real and I was thinking hey, I could put up a website/youtube video and ask people to send me a dollar a day to keep me from gassing hippies again this year.
Then I figured out that the real money maker would be to ask for two bucks a day to attempt to gas at least one hippie this Occupy season. Anything more than one gassing would be bonus. If a big enough single donation was made, I could even holler your name while I'm squirtin' him or her - your choice of gender - right in the eyeball. I could eventually work my way up to being sponsored, wearing t-shirts advertising businesses like 'Buster's Bail Bonds'.
Hell yeah! I'd be (in)famous - Occupiers everywhere would have special squads keeping an eye out for me twinkling their fingers when they spot me, the real 99% would import me when they got tired of the shenanigans, I'd get invited to birthday parties and shit, maybe even get on Fox News. I might even be able to endorse my favorite brand of pepper spray: "Howdy. My name is Wirecutter and I gotta tell ya, this pepper spray is THE shit when ya don't have time to be fucking around. It cuts right on through the grease, grime and filth of the nastiest occupier and just fucks the rest of his day right up."

And then I thought, I cannot in clear conscience make money on something I enjoy doing. I freely admit I enjoyed the notoriety that I got last year, but that wasn't the reason I did the deed. I just wasn't in the mood to be fucked with.
If you're a new reader and wondering "What in the fuck is he talking about?" go HERE.
But I did enjoy doing it as it was happening. I will cop to that. After seeing the reaction of the gassee, had I had another can I probably would've run down another hippie and got him too.
I've got a new brand of pepper spray that has great promise, Inferno, put out by Cold Steel. It shoots out as a foam and liquefies on contact and has good coverage on the targets that I've tried it on. It's not available for sale in Kalifornia. Have an out-of-state buddy buy it for you and ship it.
So I'm gassed up and ready to go and Occupy season is here again. And I'll do it for free.

Man, they get pissed when somebody tears their shit up!

How's it feel, motherfuckers? Think about that next time you're protesting and damaging somebody else's property.

Good ol' friendly fire

San Francisco occupier nails one of his buddies in the head with a brick. Stupid fucker doesn't even see it coming.
The future of our Nation.....





And here's a close-up of the pitcher:

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