Good Morning

Good Morning

Good Morning

Good Morning

You scratch my back.....

- Aunt Polly

WHO DOESN'T LOVE DOGS??? WHO???

Thank God CharlieGodammit is computer illiterate

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you.....

Yessir

-JH

Fucking pussies

Snow, rain and gloom of night might not slow Brownsville mailmen down — but gangbangers sure will.

Postmen are too scared to deliver letters and packages to one of Brooklyn’s most crime-ravaged neighborhoods, a US Postal Service worker told The Post yesterday.

“The neighborhood is bad,” the worker said outside the Brownsville Station Post Office on Bristol Street. “I wouldn’t want to go into those buildings.”

Snail mail that goes undelivered finds its way back to the post office, where it can stew for several days until a carrier decides to deliver it — or residents are forced to come pick it up.
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About 25 years ago I had this Plott/Coonhound bear dog that was forever breaking out of his kennel and absolutely loved to chase the mailmen down. It ended up that I had to go to the post office to get my mail.
The funny part was, I lived out in the sticks and they never even had to get out of their little buggy, but the dog would wait in ambush in the thickets next to the mailbox and then scare the fuck out of them when they reached out to put the mail in the box. Then he'd chase them about 100 yards down the road as they scattered my mail as they went.
He wouldn't do it every time, but just often enough to where they finally said 'Fuck this shit Cowboy, no more shitting on ourselves. Now you come to us.'

CharlieGodammit The Egg Sucking Dog

If we give CharlieGodammit a hard boiled egg, he'll take that sonofabitch and gently carry it into the living room, lay it down on the carpet then lick the white apart and expose the yolk, eat the yolk, and then finish eating the white. Until I try to film him doing it, that is.
Here he does a half ass job - but watch how gently he takes that egg. He won't take food out of my hand until I tell him 'Okay'.

Now that's a delicate touch

And then he ate him.....

He took lessons from CharlieGodammit

-Hiswiserangel

Yours too, huh?

World's worst watchdog, no doubt.

Via email from Wisco Dave:

EAST WENATCHEE — Residents of a house in the 600 block of Second Street Northeast were surprised to come home Saturday night and find a strange man in their kitchen.

“He was standing there with the refrigerator door open and feeding their dog some pudding,” said Dan Reierson, assistant chief with the East Wenatchee Police Department.

The suspect told the couple that he was looking for a man to kill, but the residents told him that person did not live there, Reierson said. The suspect sat for a brief time in a rocking chair in the living room, then walked out the front door. The suspect called to the dog, the dog followed him and they both walked away from the house.

The residents reported the incident to the RiverCom dispatch center at 8:20 p.m.

During the time the suspect was inside, the residents learned his name, Reierson said. Officers arrested the suspect at his residence, in the 6000 block of Grover Street, a short time later.

Jason L. McDaniel, 38, was arrested on suspicion of residential burglary. Reierson said he is suspected of entering the residence through a basement window, which was broken out.

The dog was not found at the suspect’s residence and remains missing. Buddy is a black, lab-pitbull mix with a white stripe down its chest. Anyone with information on Buddy can call the police department at 884-9511.

CharlieGodammit - The Party Years

-Hiswiserangel

This damned sure ain't CharlieGodammit

We knew it would end this way

Man, them's some fine looking bitches, huh Spot?