Straight up White Trash, God bless 'er

No Jim, this is NOT the original Mrs. Wirecutter.

Mrs. Wirecutter (#1) was tattooed.

Piss Poor Prior Planning

-Cathy

Gotta be California (again)

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

-Yolo

You called it, Bro

Wordplay can be fun

-Yolo

Best tombstone EVER

BOHICA

(Bend Over, Here It Comes Again)

-Tattoo Jim

I love Miss Ann

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
Ann Coulter

White trash guard dogs

Well trained

What war?

Say what????

-Yolo

Aw, how cute!

http://www.soberinanightclub.com/

Well, somebody's happy

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.......
I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' Call Center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

CAMEL TOW!!!!!

-Phil

And then Kyle beat my ass

Oh, she's gonna be pissed.... er, pee'd

-Woody

Cat betrayed

-Yolo

Yeah, why?

Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get thrown into prison and get 12 years of hard labor... if you cross the Iranian border while out supposedly leisurely hiking in the hills you get arrested and imprisoned... but if you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get a drivers license, a Social Security card and free health care?
-Bud