Knuckledraggin my life away
My way of fucking with the Feds
Friday, January 27, 2012
The high point of CharlieGodammits' day
Irish is always sending me shit about CharlieGodammit, and the latest exchange is about him and the mailman.
I started typing out a reply to him about Charlie waiting to ambush our mailman but figured it would make a pretty good post so I copied most of it so y'all can enjoy it too.About an hour before the mailman is due, he takes up his position directly in front of the mail slot. The mail is delivered on foot and across the street first, so the fucking mutt has a pretty good idea where he's at in the neighborhood and how long before he gets to the house.
When he's coming from my psycho neighbor Bruces' house and headed across our yards towards mine, CGD's head goes up and he tenses, ready to spring but not making a sound. As soon as the mailman puts the mail through the slot, CharlieGodammit charges, snarling and snapping and bounces off the wall and shaking the entire house, ripping the mail from the mailman's hand before he has a chance to let go and throwing a couple of barks towards him for good measure.
The mailman gets all freaked out and the cussing in Hindu starts, turbans get all unraveled and shit, and Hari trots off the property, pissed as hell, just to do it again the next day.
This is an everyday thing, I can damned near tell time by it. CharlieGodammit enjoys that almost as he does an (ex)nut rubbing, but I think it kinda sorta gets on the mailmens' nerves, seeing as none of them seem to last more than a couple weeks.
We had tried putting shelves in front of the mail slot hoping that it would discourage CGD, but to him they were just some much appreciated steps.
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....
http://baconfestchicago.com/ I checked the link and it looks like a shitload of restaurants are doing some fancy dishes with bacon this April.
Now, while I encourage everybody to eat plenty of bacon and I know there's beaucoup dishes with it both as a main feature or a side, I gotta tell ya - I prefer mine fried in hot bacon grease just short of crispy, drained but not completely dry of grease. Gotta keep those bowels loosened up and the skids greased, ya know?
But hell yeah, if you're in that area in April, give it a visit and enjoy some different bacon dishes. If you're lucky you might be able to find some Praline Bacon, but I doubt it would be as good as Woody's wife Daryn's. That stuff rocks. Hint hint.
Couldn't catch a name from the email but thanks, you know who you are.
Now, while I encourage everybody to eat plenty of bacon and I know there's beaucoup dishes with it both as a main feature or a side, I gotta tell ya - I prefer mine fried in hot bacon grease just short of crispy, drained but not completely dry of grease. Gotta keep those bowels loosened up and the skids greased, ya know?
But hell yeah, if you're in that area in April, give it a visit and enjoy some different bacon dishes. If you're lucky you might be able to find some Praline Bacon, but I doubt it would be as good as Woody's wife Daryn's. That stuff rocks. Hint hint.
Couldn't catch a name from the email but thanks, you know who you are.
Quote of the Day
Dana Perino (FOX News) describing an interview she recently had with a Navy SEAL . . .
After discussing all the countries that he had been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages?
"Oh, no ma'am, we don't go there to talk."
After discussing all the countries that he had been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages?
"Oh, no ma'am, we don't go there to talk."
- Bill
From the emails
Got this in an email and thought this could've been me reading the Modesto Bee.
The story is in black text, Don's comments are in red.
The story is in black text, Don's comments are in red.
What a liberal rag this is and the premise will be picked up all across the country by others just like it.
Gov. Jan Brewer likes to cast herself in the tough-leader role - and sticking her finger in President Obama's face and jawing at him makes for a handy visual message to her political base. The editor starts the article by insinuating to the readers that Brewer's actions were premeditated and merely a show for her base, ignoring the fact that, by all accounts, Obama is the one that started the incident. What the rest of the state, along with the nation, sees is boorish behavior from Arizona's top official. How in hell does the writer know that the rest of the state and nation thinks it was boorish? I think a high percentage of the country were probably thrilled to see Brewer stand up to him. The bastard brought it on and the governor stood her ground. Perhaps the president was the boor?
The image, captured by a photographer as Brewer and Obama had what observers described as a tense discussion, gives the impression that the governor is lecturing the president - turnabout, perhaps, as she claims in her new book that Obama lectured her about immigration reform when they met in June 2010 in the Oval Office.
On Wednesday, Brewer handed Obama a handwritten letter, which she described as discussing immigration and inviting him to visit Arizona again and join her for a border tour. By all accounts, he told the governor her book mischaracterized their last meeting. Heated words were exchanged. Reporters nearby described the two leaders talking over each other, and then Obama walked away. Boohoo, how dare anyone discount the word according to Obama?
Brewer, as governor, represents all Arizonans and should act as an ambassador for our state. She was trying to be an ambassador until Obama flaked out from the get go. Obama was in Phoenix to visit a major economic accomplishment - a new Intel plant - and the tiff on the tarmac was graceless. Yeah, Obama is graceless. We know that. Arizona has already taken an economic hit because of publicity surrounding the passage of anti-Latino laws, such as SB 1070. Anti-Latino law? Here all along I was under the impression that 1070 was an anti-illegal immigration law. There is a difference. And let's not forget that Obama/Holder has sued the state over it. Does he expect a parade when he comes to Arizona?
After initially contending that the letter was not a public document because it was a personal handwritten note, Brewer's office released the letter late Thursday afternoon.
It is what one would expect from a governor to a president of another party - mentioning "hard choices" and balanced budgets, while neglecting to mention, however, the high cost Arizona's citizens have paid in recent years through draconian cuts to school funding, health-care coverage for kids of the working poor and more. This may or may not be true, but what does it have to do with the story? Nothing. Just another chance to bash the governor.
Brewer's digital gesticulation got attention, and that's what any politico trying to raise her profile wants - and sales of her memoir have jumped. Here they make the sneaky inference that Brewer did it for book sales/money. I can do that too, perhaps Obama got in her face as a way to court the Hispanic vote.
But Brewer's jab comes at the expense of Arizona's national reputation and image. I like the image of Arizona being sovereign and not willing to take a bunch of guff from Obama and the Feds.
Arizona Daily Star
I know, you'll miss me.
We're changing our Internet Service Provider and upgrading our services this weekend and we all know how fucking complicated shit is nowadays no matter how simple it is on the surface, so my internet may be down for a day or three.
If you don't see any updates over the next couple days, hit the archives and links and please be patient.
If you don't see any updates over the next couple days, hit the archives and links and please be patient.
Traveling with your hunting dogs
When it comes to traveling with your retriever, the old Boy Scout motto, “Always Be Prepared” is never more applicable.
by Michael D. Faw
Each year waterfowl hunters everywhere pack their truck with hunting gear and pull onto the highways to head for a dream hunt or to meet friends in a duck camp. And just before the drive begins, these hunters sometimes suddenly remember to drop the tailgate to let their trusty hunting dogs load up. They hurriedly collect some dog food and perhaps a training collar, and that’s as far as some hunters go in preparing their best friend for the hunt — or for emergencies. That’s a bad decision fraught with possible disasters.Yes, many waterfowl hunts for hunters and dogs go off without a hitch. The few that require emergency veterinary attention and other assistance, however, often become nightmares that any hunter will not soon forget. But there are ways to avoid the problems, and to create a safe hunting environment for your dog and to put less stress on you and your wallet. Preparation is the first step to successfully overcoming any emergency on a road trip.
Make A Plan
When you’re in a remote area, hunting in another state, or hunting early or late hours when most businesses (including animal hospitals) are closed, any accident involving your hunting dog can rapidly escalate into a near-death or deadly event. Whether it involves being accidentally shot to being injured by a boat motor or vehicle, there’s no time to waste. An hour delay could mean death or permanent disability. Your dog is in trouble — quick, what will you do?For the standard emergencies, a first-aid kit is the essential first step. You can buy or build your own canine first-aid kit. Gauze, cleaning solutions, bandages and wraps, some useful medicines and other basic medical aids can be obtained at most neighborhood pharmacies. Take a walk down the medical supply aisles and you’ll spot some items that will be very useful when your dog has a medical emergency. It’s also important to consult with your veterinarian about digestible medicines to stock. Some human-oriented foods and drugs can be given to a dog, but if you don’t know for sure, keep it away from him.
While you’re talking with your local veterinary, ask for a printed copy of your dog’s immunizations and medical history. You can also quickly do an Internet search and find veterinary offices and animal emergency hospitals at or near locations you’ll visit on your hunt. Be sure to print maps, office hours and any listed emergency numbers before you depart on your trip and pack these in the canine first aid kit.Research Your Night’s Stay
Thanks to the Internet, it is also now easy to locate kennels, hotels and lodges that accept pets and will welcome your hunting dog. Make any calls and secure boarding and lodging arrangements before you leave the driveway. Print directions and contact details for several locations in case your best plans don’t work out. Don’t rely solely on Web sites for full details —call the motels and lodges where you plan to stay. It’s important to note that at some locations your dog(s) can stay in the room with you, but at others the dog must be kenneled. For motels that permit pets, ask about restrictions.When I headed to a hunting trade show recently, a motel referred by the sponsoring group’s Web site indicated it was pet-friendly. Since my two 70-pound Weimaraners were headed to the show, I called and asked questions. It turns out that the motel’s rule limiting the size of dog visitors to 35 pounds would not be bent. My dogs and I lodged elsewhere, but I’m glad I discovered the full details ahead of time. At another motel in Nevada, dogs were welcome. I soon discovered that the dogs, however, were stored in a kennel in the exhaust-filled parking garage area and owners could observe them on the TV set in the room via a camera. The area was not secure, and not clean. My dogs and I again stayed elsewhere.
If you take a kennel or crate and plan to leave any hunting dog in a motel room or the bed of a truck, pack two locks and a coated steel cable to prevent thefts. Lock the kennel door, and the kennel to the truck. Even better for preventing a theft is to place the crate inside a truck bed topper with tinted glass to hide the obvious. Just make sure that about the temperature inside the confined area is tolerable, especially on sunny days. Heat stroke can overtake a dog in minutes.
If your dog will ride in a crate or kennel in the truck’s bed, consider covering that kit during colder weather. One good choice is a cover from Mud River (479-927-2447; www.mudriverdogproducts.com) complete with many pockets for storing dog-related gear. Freezing your dog doesn’t “toughen him up;” it requires him to burn energy to stay warm that he otherwise might put to better purpose while hunting with you. Covered crates also protect dogs from road debris and flying sand or rocks.If your dog will have to spend a day or night in a commercial kennel, ask for and check references after interviewing the operator. The best kennels now require that you complete forms and deliver (fax or e-mail) records before your arrival. It’s always a good idea to keep your dog’s vaccination records, especially immunization for kennel cough Bordetella bronchiseptic updated. Always carry a copy of the dog’s records in the first-aid kit. Some kennels will not permit dogs without proof of current immunizations, especially rabies.
While you’re back in the motel room, be observant for fleas, crickets and other bugs or spiders. Crickets and some bugs can carry diseases that can quickly make your dog ill. Some places spray and keep motel rooms clean, and some places don’t. While traveling, dogs seem to always be thirsty — but you should never let your dog drink out of a toilet or trashcan. Keep the bathroom door closed and the toilet seat lid down. Motels are known for using harsh chemicals to battle germs, and those that are unclean could also harbor transmittable diseases. A sick dog will ruin any hunting trip, so take precautions.
SOURCE
Pork products. Mmmmm, pork products.....
Stolen from Steves' FB page.
I always kind of figured they were boneless, don't know why they have to label them that way.
Changes are not always good
How profoundly America has changed since January 2009.
I was pondering this the other night during the State of the Union address. Did you know that our elite military units like the Navy SEALs are now examples of America at its absolute finest? Why, wasn’t it just a few years ago that Sen. Dick Durbin was comparing these very same troops to the Khmer Rouge and Joe Stalin’s Red Army?
What used to be Dick Cheney’s hit squad is now a beacon of freedom.
But now of course the president is a Democrat. When Durbin spoke a Republican resided in the White House.
Remember when Theo Epstein snubbed Republican George W. Bush when the rest of the Red Sox [team stats] went to the White House after the 2007 World Series? Nobody said boo. Now Bruins [team stats] goalie Tim Thomas [stats] does the same thing to our PC president and — hey, somebody get a rope!
More here at The Feral Irishman
I was pondering this the other night during the State of the Union address. Did you know that our elite military units like the Navy SEALs are now examples of America at its absolute finest? Why, wasn’t it just a few years ago that Sen. Dick Durbin was comparing these very same troops to the Khmer Rouge and Joe Stalin’s Red Army?
What used to be Dick Cheney’s hit squad is now a beacon of freedom.
But now of course the president is a Democrat. When Durbin spoke a Republican resided in the White House.
Remember when Theo Epstein snubbed Republican George W. Bush when the rest of the Red Sox [team stats] went to the White House after the 2007 World Series? Nobody said boo. Now Bruins [team stats] goalie Tim Thomas [stats] does the same thing to our PC president and — hey, somebody get a rope!
More here at The Feral Irishman
Blame Bush! Blame Bush!
"First of all, I don't put people on food stamps. People become eligible for food stamps. Second of all, the initial expansion of food-stamp eligibility happened under my Republican predecessor, not under me. Number three, when you have a disastrous economic crash that results in 8 million people losing their jobs, more people are going to need more support from government."
SOURCE
I KNEW IT!!!!!
The media has trotted out Newt Gingrich’s ex. They trotted out an alleged mistress of Herman Cain. Why are they so silent about Barack Husein Obama’s ex?
SOURCE
I had heard allegations like this a year or so ago. A radio station had about a 10 minute commentary on Obama's possible history as a male prostitute and I posted it, but I'm too lazy to look it up for y'all.
But I always have been curious as to why NONE of the Obamessiah's ex girlfriends have ever surfaced with tales to tell about liking to be whopped with live cats or about what a wonderful person he was.
No wonder Mooch is such a bitch. She's just a cover story and she knows it.
Thanks to Stu for the link.
UPDATED
And this was sent in by Swamp Rat.
And Part II
How cute they look! Is Obama’s ex still alive?
Update: Here’s a video of Larry Sinclair describing his fling with Obama back in 1999.
SOURCE
I had heard allegations like this a year or so ago. A radio station had about a 10 minute commentary on Obama's possible history as a male prostitute and I posted it, but I'm too lazy to look it up for y'all.
But I always have been curious as to why NONE of the Obamessiah's ex girlfriends have ever surfaced with tales to tell about liking to be whopped with live cats or about what a wonderful person he was.
No wonder Mooch is such a bitch. She's just a cover story and she knows it.
Thanks to Stu for the link.
UPDATED
And this was sent in by Swamp Rat.
And Part II
IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!
Found this cool picture doing an internet search for black folks having a good time. I entered "Negro Jazz Clubs" and this popped up.
The title of the picture was Jitterbuggin in a negro juke joint.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Biting the hand that feeds them?
I can't imagine this picture being legitimate given the PCness of the world today but it's still funny.
Fucking savages
CAIRO: A foreign woman was stripped and sexually assaulted on Wednesday evening in Egypt’s iconic Tahrir Square, one eyewitness said on Twitter and another confirmed in an email to Bikyamasr.com.
The woman, who’s identity has not been revealed, was taken away in an ambulance after being assaulted for 10 minutes. Her husband reportedly was unable to intervene and witnessed the incident.
“I saw the woman and then dozens of men surrounded her and started grabbing her, when she screamed for help some people came, but they were hit in the face,” wrote one witness.
What happened next was “appalling,” said the trusted witness, who asked for anonymity. “The men just started tearing at her clothes and grabbing her body all over. When she fought back, they pushed her. It was chaos.”
There were unconfirmed reports that the men “violated” her with their hands.
The nationality of the woman is unknown at the current time.
More here
The woman, who’s identity has not been revealed, was taken away in an ambulance after being assaulted for 10 minutes. Her husband reportedly was unable to intervene and witnessed the incident.
“I saw the woman and then dozens of men surrounded her and started grabbing her, when she screamed for help some people came, but they were hit in the face,” wrote one witness.
What happened next was “appalling,” said the trusted witness, who asked for anonymity. “The men just started tearing at her clothes and grabbing her body all over. When she fought back, they pushed her. It was chaos.”
There were unconfirmed reports that the men “violated” her with their hands.
The nationality of the woman is unknown at the current time.
More here
Admit it, Obama. She punked you.
Obama Says Encounter With Arizona Gov. ‘Blown Out of Proportion’
President Obama denied in an exclusive interview with ABC News that he was “tense” in his airport tarmac encounter with Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Wednesday, as she has described.
“I’m usually accused of not being intense enough, right,” he told ABC News’ Diane Sawyer, laughing. “Too relaxed.”
Brewer said in an interview that the president was “somewhat thin-skinned and a little tense, to say the least” and that she was “shocked by the sternness of it all.” The president reportedly raised objections to Brewer’s description of their meeting in June, 2010, when he met her Wednesday.
In her 2011 book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” Brewer accused Obama of being “condescending” and “patronizing” and complained that she and her aides were treated coldly by White House staffers.
“I think it’s always good publicity for a Republican if they’re in an argument with me,” Obama said of their most recent meeting. “But this was really not a big deal. She wanted to give me a letter, asking for a meeting. And I said, ‘We’d be happy to meet.’
“Last time we met, she wasn’t fully satisfied. But, you know, I think this is a classic example of things getting blown out of proportion.”
SOURCE
President Obama denied in an exclusive interview with ABC News that he was “tense” in his airport tarmac encounter with Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Wednesday, as she has described.
“I’m usually accused of not being intense enough, right,” he told ABC News’ Diane Sawyer, laughing. “Too relaxed.”
Brewer said in an interview that the president was “somewhat thin-skinned and a little tense, to say the least” and that she was “shocked by the sternness of it all.” The president reportedly raised objections to Brewer’s description of their meeting in June, 2010, when he met her Wednesday.
In her 2011 book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” Brewer accused Obama of being “condescending” and “patronizing” and complained that she and her aides were treated coldly by White House staffers.
“I think it’s always good publicity for a Republican if they’re in an argument with me,” Obama said of their most recent meeting. “But this was really not a big deal. She wanted to give me a letter, asking for a meeting. And I said, ‘We’d be happy to meet.’
“Last time we met, she wasn’t fully satisfied. But, you know, I think this is a classic example of things getting blown out of proportion.”
SOURCE
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