Thursday, November 05, 2009

Visual test

Fuck me running, Bingo Bob! This is GREAT!

The shit rolls on

All right, I'll keep the blog. I'll post when I get a minute, but ya gotta promise to be patient.
Numbers ain't nothing when you stop and think about it. Seriously, it don't really make a bit of difference how many readers I have or how many posts I make. It's all about those that give a shit.
Thanks again. I'll post some good stuff that I got this past week on Saturday and Sunday.
PS - Deb, don't drive out here. You'll die of culture shock.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Okay, here's the deal

Check this shit out.
I'm going to scale back on this blog - instead of 5 or more posts a day (okay, most days), I'm going to post a few every 2-3 days.
I got a lot of shit going on in my life right now that needs some serious fucking attention, the holidays are coming and it's the busy season at work, the Big Ass Trout (BAT) season is coming up in a couple of weeks, there's bacon to fry, and to be honest with you I'm just fucking beat down.
I was seriously thinking today about either quitting this blog or turning it over to somebody else, but I'm gonna blow that thought off for now. I'll try this first.
When I started this a year and a half ago, I was absolutely amazed that I got a whopping 400 hits that month. If I don't get 500 hits A DAY now, I feel like I fucked up somehow. And the mail I get from readers is one hell of an ego boost.
But damn, when I start feeling guilty because I didn't post that day, it's time to back the fuck off and re-think some priorities here.
So, check back when you get a minute, bear with me, and keep the hate mail down to a low roar. When I get my shit together and a little more time, I'm sure things will pick back up.
Fuck you, Obama (I had to throw that in there) and the horse you rode in on.

Monday, November 02, 2009

That's my truck on the left!

Product placement is everything

Another "Aw, fuck" moment in time

Yeah, I'm impressed.


-Tattoo Jim

Gotta be California (again)

Sometimes ya gotta take the bad with the good......
-Tattoo Jim

Press 1 for English

Yeah, this is gonna go over like a fart at the punch bowl...
Tattoo Jim

Not in my mouth!!!!

Good luck, fucker

No cover, no concealment, just a hungry Evil Cat

What a cutie....

God, I love Ashley Judd!

So there I was...

... taking a shower, eating a chocolate chip cookie, when I heard a strange noise...

-Tattoo Jim

Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Tweekers - yeah we got got 'em here too

When you're too fucked up to get up....

Harpoons at the ready????

Enough already

I've gotten at least a dozen emails in the last few months concerning SB-2099 with the "authentification" of Snopes and a link to the bill itself. And yes, I did check Snopes and yes, I did go to the link listed and no, I didn't find anything to worry about.
Today I got this via email from the NRA. Read it for yourself:

Over the past few months, NRA-ILA has received hundreds of e-mails warning us about "SB-2099," a bill that would supposedly require you to report all your guns on your income tax return every April 15.
Like many rumors, there's just a grain of truth to this one. Someone is recycling an old alert, which wasn't even very accurate when it was new.

Product placement is everything

-Tattoo Jim

You get what you pay for

Or: Somebody oughta check his pulse

Another use for bacon grease

-Tattoo Jim

My kinda switch

Thanks to both Yolo and Tattoo Jim.
Great minds think alike.

That'll teach 'em




What was that CLANG I just heard?

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, "Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel."
'The man was astonished and asked, "So what do I do with these?"
The doc replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw' you hit her head with the shovel."