Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Tweekers - yeah we got got 'em here too

www.deaddog.com

When you're too fucked up to get up....

Harpoons at the ready????

Enough already

I've gotten at least a dozen emails in the last few months concerning SB-2099 with the "authentification" of Snopes and a link to the bill itself. And yes, I did check Snopes and yes, I did go to the link listed and no, I didn't find anything to worry about.
Today I got this via email from the NRA. Read it for yourself:


Over the past few months, NRA-ILA has received hundreds of e-mails warning us about "SB-2099," a bill that would supposedly require you to report all your guns on your income tax return every April 15.
Like many rumors, there's just a grain of truth to this one. Someone is recycling an old alert, which wasn't even very accurate when it was new.
NRA-ILA

Product placement is everything

-Tattoo Jim

You get what you pay for

Or: Somebody oughta check his pulse

Another use for bacon grease

-Tattoo Jim

My kinda switch

Thanks to both Yolo and Tattoo Jim.

Great minds think alike.

That'll teach 'em

-Phil

D-d-d-d-damn!!!!

-Tex

What was that CLANG I just heard?

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, "Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel."
'The man was astonished and asked, "So what do I do with these?"
The doc replied, "Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw' you hit her head with the shovel."

- http://tofts-andy.blogspot.com