Thursday, July 22, 2010

Just sayin'

You know what, I hate you.
I hate everything you say.
I hate everything you do.
I even hate your fucking dog.

You've done more to divide our great Country than every other president.
The biggest thing in my eyes is racism.
Racism was damned near non-existant to me until you took office. Now it seems like it's all I hear about.
Now it's all about some motherfucker in Connecticut whining because he broke into an (his) apartment, gave the the investigating officer a hard time and got arrested.
Now it's all about a conservative being called a racist because he disagrees with your policies.
Now it's all because Fox News is  wondering why the New Black Panthers weren't prosecuted for election intimidation.
Now it's all because the Tea Party is "suddenly" racist.
Now it's all about the Arizona bill that matches Federal LAW that is racist because it will "encourage" racial profiling.
Now it's all about a speech that your Ag offficial gave about HERSELF being racist and her being fired for being racist.
You know what, Motherfucker? I'm getting sick and damned tired of hearing about "race". WE ARE AMERICANS. Let that shit go. You have divided our Country with this bullshit.
Let. It. Go.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Thanks, Scott.

PTSD can be a bitch

Talk about Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for several months, I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her. Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her head... so I shot her.

Thanks, Bryan

Don't screw with Sheriff Joe

Colors we all know

I KNOW!!!!!

Gotta get one

Take him back, please.

Thanks, Tom

They finally figured it out

Oh yeah, she's pissed.

Gotta get one