Saturday, November 06, 2010

Oooh, a little bow!

Woody, are you reading this?

My buddy Woody's in Colorado attemping to kill an elk.
Goddamn, I love me some elk meat......

I know, I'm a pig.

Go to yesterdays' posts and see the one about me smoking some meat.
I had planned a nice dinner with some young taters, fresh string beans and a nice grilled red onion, but things didn't work out that way.
I pulled that meat out of the smoker 5-6 hours later and ate the whole motherfucker on the spot. Didn't even make it into the house. And I swear to God, it was so good my tongue jizzed.

Barry's getting paranoid

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle arrived in India's commercial hub of Mumbai on Saturday, days after voters punished his Democrats in mid-term elections.
Probably not since the days of the Pharaohs or the more ludicrous Roman Emperors has a head of state travelled in such pomp and expensive grandeur as the President of the United States of America.
While lesser mortals – the Pope, Queen Elizabeth and so on – are usually happy to let their hosts handle most of the security and transport arrangements when they venture beyond their home shores, the United States creates a mini-America on the move to ensure that nothing is left to chance.

Obama arrives in India at the start of a ten-day tour of Asia. At the heart of the White House caravan is ‘The Beast’, a gigantic, ‘pimped-up’ General Motors Cadillac which security experts say is, short of an actual battle tank, probably the safest road vehicle on the planet.
But an outlandish car is only the start. Mr Obama will fly, of course, on Air Force One, the presidential private jumbo jet, which, boasting double beds and suites, is fitted out more like a luxury yacht. Some reports suggest it costs around $50,000 (£31,000) an hour to operate.
Of course threats can come from any direction, so a squadron of U.S. naval ships will patrol offshore. Some reports have claimed that 34 ships, including two aircraft carriers, will be involved (not far off the size of the Royal Navy’s entire Surface Fleet) but the White House has denied this.

On land, as well as The Beast, Mr Obama’s entourage will travel in a fleet of 45 U.S.-built armoured limousines, half of which will be decoys. He will also travel with 30 elite sniffer dogs, mostly German Shepherds.
The White House has, according to some reports, booked the entire Taj Mahal Palace Hotel in Mumbai, the city’s most luxurious. It is not uncommon for the grander heads of state to reserve a floor or two, but a whole hotel is unprecedented. This hotel was the main target of the 2008 attacks by Pakistani militants which left 166 dead.

As to the cost of all this, the White House will not reveal details – which has allowed Mr Obama’s political foes to bandy about sums including a widely-quoted $200million (£123million) a day. Whatever the figure, it makes the costs associated with the Royal Train and the late Royal Yacht Britannia seem like small change.

It is also reported that a bomb-proof tunnel will be erected for Mr Obama ahead of his visit to Mani Bhavan - the Gandhi museum - on Saturday.
According to Daily News & Analysis, U.S. secret service agents visited the museum on Monday to plan Mr Obama's security during his tour.
They were accompanied by Mumbai Police officers and civic officials of the D ward where Mani Bhavan is located.
While they were inspecting the route and the buildings lining the path to the museum, U.S. security officers noticed a nearby skyscraper in the highly populated area that could pose a threat.
To the amazement of the Indians accompanying the U.S. agents, it was apparently decided to erect a bomb-proof over-ground tunnel, which will be installed by U.S. military engineers in just an hour.
The kilometre-long tunnel will measure 12ft by 12ft and will have air-conditioning, close-circuit television cameras, and will be heavily guarded at every point.
It's being built so it is large enough for Mr Obama's cavalcade to pass through and will be manned at its entry and exit points.
The material that the tunnel would be made of has not been released but officials said that the structure would be dismantled immediately after Mr Obama and his party leaves the area.

Meanwhile the furore over reports that his Asia trip is going to cost taxpayers $200million a day has been dismissed by the Obama administration who called the figure 'wildly inflated'.
Last week an Indian government source told the NDTV channel: 'The huge amount of around $200 million would be spent on security, stay and other aspects of the Presidential visit.'
The claim was immediately seized upon by talk show hosts and rights wing politicians who relished the opportunity to rub salt into Mr Obama's wounds saying the trip was a waste of government funds during the country's recession.
But the White House have refused to reveal the true cost of the three-day trip to Mumbai and Delhi.
-Daily Mail

Read more:

What India has to say

A Minor Inconvenience
MUMBAI: Commercial flights are likely to be delayed by at least an hour when Air Force One, with an escort of three aircraft and five helicopters, touches down at Mumbai airport on Saturday morning. Though officials have yet to receive communication on air-space closure, protocol calls for a gap six minutes during a VVIP visit.
No commercial or civil flight is allowed to land or take off three minutes prior to and after the scheduled time of arrival. In the US Presidents case, a longer hiatus between his aircraft and other flights is expected. TOI has learned that the Centre is considering extending it to ten minutes in order to secure the airport and the skies.
Even if the closure is for six minutes, one has to take into account the sheer number of aircraft in Obamas entourage, said an airport official. With nine aircraft, helicopters and planes, scheduled to land on Nov 6, air-space closure may last for at least 54 minutes.
-The Times of India

The Kidnapping of Hari the Hindu
Their command over the English language has unwittingly landed nearly 300 city cops in virtual confinement as they have been assigned duties at the Taj and are not allowed to leave the hotel till US president Barack Obama leaves on Sunday afternoon.
The officers, holding ranks of sub inspector, assistant sub inspector, inspector, senior inspector and assistant commissioner of police were handpicked by their seniors for their communication skills in English, apart from general police training.
The 300-odd officers will work in tandem with highly trained 300 US security men, forming the inner protection ring guarding the US president during his stay at the Taj.
-Daily News and Analysis, India

Obama Using A Teleprompter? Nooooo!
Namaste India! In all likelihood that will be silver-tongued Barack Obama's opening line when he addresses the Indian parliament next week. But to help him pronounce Hindi words correctly will be a teleprompter which the US president uses ever so often for his hypnotising speeches.
According to parliament sources, a technical team from the US has helped the Lok Sabha secretariat install textbook-sized panes of glass around the podium that will give cues to Obama on his prepared remarks to 780 Indian MPs on the evening of Nov 8.
It will be a 20-minute speech at Parliament House's Central Hall that has been witness to some historic events, including first prime minister Jawaharlal Nehru's "tryst with destiny" speech when India became independent.
Obama will make history for more than one reason during the Nov 6-9 visit. This will be the first time a teleprompter will be used in the nearly 100-feet high dome-shaped hall that has portraits of eminent national leaders adorning its walls.
Indian politicians are known for making impromptu long speeches and perhaps that is why some parliament officials, who did not wish to be named, sounded rather surprised with the idea of a teleprompter for Obama.
"We thought Obama is a trained orator and skilled in the art of mass address with his continuous eye contact," an official, who did not wish to be identified because of security restrictions, said.
-Hindustan Times

Good news for pig hunters

And that was 7 years ago. It's gotten even better since then.


Why don't you take care of business at home instead of going to some dirt-poor raghead country that dumps its dead in a fucking river?
Besides, I'd actually like to call my internet/landline/cell phone carrier and talk to a motherfucker that speaks english.

MUMBAI, India (AP) — President Barack Obama arrived in India on Saturday, beginning a 10-day, four-country tour of Asia that will take him through some of the region's most vibrant democracies in search of U.S. economic and security benefits.


The economy added 151,000 jobs in October.
Big Fucking deal. The birthrate in this country was greater than that.
I'm not impressed.

Friday, November 05, 2010

Some folks never learn

Pelosi decided to run for Minority House Leader, believe it or not. As bad as she fucked up being Speaker of the House, you'da thunk she would be tucking her tail and laying low.
But no.........
What's really funny is that the fucking dummycrats will probably vote her in. I mean, she did such a wonderful job as Speaker.
She fucked up so bad as Speaker that the Conservatives are openly applauding and vowing support for her.

“Given that there are now 60-plus defeated Democrat House members urgently seeking jobs due to Nancy Pelosi’s failed leadership, we welcome her decision to run for House Minority Leader based on her proven ability to create jobs for Republican lawmakers,” said National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) communications director Ken Spain.

Take it with a grain of salt

Reports have it that The Obamessiahs' trip to India to attend a G-20 conference is going to run me and you about 200 million bucks a day.
Okay, even I don't believe that. For one thing, the war is "only" running us about 190 million a day and damned near every one of you knows how expensive ammo is.
So you can see why I'm doubting those reports.
But, checking into this a little further turns up some trippy shit.

As the BBC reports, Indian officials have been removing coconuts from any trees that Obama might walk under, to prevent anything from falling on the presidential head. And as London's Daily Telegraph notes, the country has deployed trained monkey catchers to prevent any "simian invasion" (a measure that Indian officials also took when President Bush visited in 2006).

Hey, I'm not trying to make light of the money that's going to be spent by Big Government by any means. Them monkey catchers and coconut pickers are just examples of wasteful spending. I mean, how many motherfuckers do you personally know that's been hit on the noggin with a coconut or leg-humped by a monkey? I got pissed on by an elephant once but that's a whole 'nother story.
So.There is no doubt, no doubt at all, this trip is going to cost us big, big bucks especially as the Obamas have no idea how to cut costs. But 200 million? I don't think so.
Fuck Obama.

Guess what I'm doing today!

I've got a nice 3 pound chunk of beef in the smoker, cooking real slow at 200 degrees with hickory. Damn, my mouth is already watering.

Paybacks are a bitch

Tit shots

Okay, check this shit out.
I've noticed that my hits go up like you wouldn't believe when I post a semi-nude babe.
Please understand that I won't post any bare ass or tit shots on account that this is a fucking family site.
But what I have a real problem with is actually finding a non-nude tit shot.
Any suggestions as to websites to tease them husbands and teens that aren't old enough to view a nipple?

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Married men, BEWARE.
The burps can destroy a marriage.

You can blame Steve for that.

My Friday

I do believe that I'm going to call in tomorrow and go shoot a coyote.
I quit hunting during the deer season for a couple of reasons.
#1 (and I believe that Will is going to pull my redneck card for this) is that I don't deer hunt. Honestly, I hate the taste of California deer (too bitter) and besides, deer are too damned cute to shoot. Sorry, Will.
#2, I don't want to blow anybody elses' chance to get their deer by my spoiling their stands. Just because I won't shoot deer doesn't mean that I'll interfere with another persons' sport. I can be considerate, ya know.
But the season is over now. It's time to put a coyote in my sights.

Mournful sound

I'm sitting here tonight watching a show on John R. Cash and during a segment about his collaberation with that fucking hippie Bob Dylan, the train whistles starting blowing down in the freight yards south of town.
Wonderful timing.....

Thursday, November 04, 2010

You may be a redneck if.....

You've ever googled where it's legal for first cousins to marry.
Let me save you a little time.

Alaska, Alabama, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, Washington D.C., and Maine (yes Deb, I am awaiting your comment) provided the happy couple undergoes genetic counceling.

There you have it. May I point out that Oklahoma is not on the list?

And we're done......

Thanks, Scott - ya fucking pothead.

My office

Top photo: The loading dock from my perspective.
Bottom: Truck # 11 of 18 today.

Yup, it's true. I actually work for a living. I don't like it but I do like having a roof over my head, food for me and CharlieGodammit and money for a steady supply of Busch and gunpowder.
I work for a major grocery chain on the Left Coast in the Distribution Center - warehouse for all you regular folks - loading trucks. I won't tell you my employer. I don't want to compromise their reputation in any way, shape or form. They've been good to me over the years and I appreciate it. And I also don't want to get fired for embarrassing them.
Some days I load, some days I get other work on the dock, but I put in 40+ hours a week, 10 hours a day, 4 days a week.
And for you that want to make union members out to be lazy and liberal, I am a union member - Teamsters, Local 439. The days of the union members working at their own pace, walking off the job at will, and generally misbehaving are long gone. The main thing my union offers is a decent (not great) wage, good medical benefits, and free representation in case of discipline to make sure the punishment is justified and not excessive. As far as me being lazy because I'm a Teamster? Come out and do my job. I fucking dare you. Load 18 to 22 trucks in a 10 hour day. You do the math, that's less than 1/2 hour per truck.
I've been at the job for damned near 20 years now. I don't like the type of work (I was a machinist by trade) and I feel my age every night when I finally get home, but it pays pretty good and the medical benefits are very good.
That's the difference between me and a liberal. I'm working at a job I dislike but I'm paying my own way and can proudly say that everything I have, I earned. No handouts for me or Woody.

I'll be your friend, Little Girl......

Another "Aw Fuck" moment in time

Goooooood Morning, Boys!

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Babe magnet

PLEASE don't breed!!!!

I'm just sayin'

When you flush and you suddenly have corn floating in your bathtub, you have a plumbing problem.
Welcome to my Wednesday.......
Eighty dollars, a retarded plumber and 2 gallons of bleach later......

Ol' Blue has it pegged


Aunt Opal..... Jesus.....

Yup, got them titties tucked into her britches. No top, just britches. And out in public no less.
Fucking Okies, I swear.

I don't remember who sent this but thanks to you, whoever you are.

My advice to the House of Representatives

Listen up, motherfuckers. Here's the deal.

We the People took our House back from the Liberals by a huge majority, the biggest upset since 1932.
There was a reason for that. The reason was that a vote against a liberal was a vote against Obama. We couldn't vote him out yesterday but we damned sure could shitcan his asskissers.
Obama's hype wore off. People began to see through him (finally, the transparency he promised?) for the egomaniac he really was, for the socialist agendas that he tried to push even as Europes' socialist governments were falling apart. People began to see the arrogance of his staff and cronies.
We got tired of him spending money the country didn't have. We got tired being told that we needed to spread our "wealth" around.
We got tired of the fact that our economy was being ignored so the liberal agenda get be advanced.  We feared that Bushs' tax cuts would expire, making a devastated economy even worse.

So what did we do? We used the greatest privilege we have and voted the liberals out and the conservatives in. We are putting our faith in you to do what we want. You've got 2 years to show some balls and give us that Hope and Change that Obama promised but couldn't or wouldn't deliver.
2 Years. It ain't long. Show us what you can do or we'll kick your asses out too and get us some new blood in again.

Monday, November 01, 2010

It's the big day today!

So get your asses out and vote. Take your State and our Country back.
Remember, a vote for a conservative is a vote against the Obamessiah and his cronies.

Fur and hide handling tools

From top to bottom:
Fleshing knife for scraping fat and membrane off the inside of the hide.
Hand axe for whacking off footses and shit.
Skinning knife for unzipping the li'l fuckers.
Beaver skinning knife for those places you can't use a sharp point like the ears and nose.

The fleshing knife has a 16" blade and 24" overall length.
The skinners have 4" of blade length.

Best Halloween costume EVER!

Where's a Monster Truck when you really need one?

This picture was taken in New York instead of Iran, Saudi Arabia, France or Yemen, believe it or not.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

It's happening again

I've got a 12 pack plus 3 in the icebox and I'm drinking lemonade.
I'm thinking I need to see the doctor about this.

Slavery in the 21st Century

"So we're going to provide a $4,000 tuition credit, every student, every year, but students, you're going to have to give back something in return. You're going to have to participate in community service. You're going to have to work in a homeless shelter, or a veteran's home, or an underserved school, or join the Peace Corps."
- Barack Obama

Via Flopping Aces