Thursday, June 09, 2011

Priorities,man.

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Hank?" the others asked.
"He had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
  "You left Hank laying out there and carried the deer back!?" they inquired.
"A tough call" nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Hank!"

Need one one of these in front of my shack

AND WE HAVE A WIENER!!!!

PISSED wins the caption contest hands down, folks. Damn, he's a sharp-witted motherfucker.

"She has the name of her favorite congressman on the tip of her tongue"

His blog is The Feral Irishman and you can find it here. Please pay him a visit, boost his readership and tell him Wirecutter sent you.

Thanks for all of you that cleared your alcohol and weed fogged brains to take a minute to send in a caption - and some of them were really good - and a special thanks again to Claymore for sending that picture in.
I gotta admit, I really enjoyed reading your comments.
Thanks again,
KennyLane

muslim porn

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Shoulda thought about this one a little more.....




































-Yolo

Caption this.......

My first ever caption contest.......
So many thoughts come to mind, none of them wholesome or printable even on my blog. Except one and I'll post that in the comments after I announce the winner.
First place wins an honorable mention and a link to your blog if you run one.
Second place? There are no second place winners - if you ain't first, you lose.
And I'd like to thank Claymore for sending this in - you gotta love a motherfucker named Claymore, don't you?



From the mouths of babes

  I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose......


-John
http://writeontheright.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

So I'm ahead a can of dogfood tonight

CharlieGodammit brought a dead squirrel into the house tonight and I didn't notice until he started cracking its' little head. He's over in the corner snoring, and burpin and fartin after his snack. I didn't have to feed him tonight but I wish he'd eat his critters outside.

No more drugs for you, man.

Your Hump-day cutie

And a Camel Toe for the ladies.......

And you still haven't gotten laid......

Gotta be California (again)

Three Percenters

Anybody that's hit my blogroll knows I carry a few blogs that might be construed as Survivalist or anti-government. Given the current state of affairs of our Nation and the attitudes of our nanny government as well as the rising threat from the mid-east, I appreciate the effort these folks have put into educating my Okie ass.
In my mind, our biggest threat to our way of life comes from our own government, both democrats and republicans. I've always maintained that a democrat is probably the more honest of the two parties - at least they let you know up front what they're about. Republicans on the other hand have showed time and time again that they make great promises, but end up lying their asses off to keep their cushy jobs in government. Of course, there are exceptions to this. I'll admit right now that Gary Condit was one of my favorite politicians - he was a conservative democrat from my hometown, rose from mayor of Ceres to Congress, I've met him and know his family from way back. As a matter of fact, his daddy preached my Granddad's funeral a few months back. On the other hand, the Congressman that represents our district now is a republican (can you say RINO?) and I wouldn't cross the street to spit on his sorry ass.
But I'm wandering......

Okay, back to the government. I live in Kalifornia. When I checked a couple of years ago, my state had 54 pages in PDF form of gun laws. By contrast, Montana had TWO. Granted, those are State laws, but it's no secret that more federal gun laws are in the works to disarm us. The Obamessiah is trying to pack the Supreme Court with liberal judges and I truly believe it's just a matter of time until our 2nd Amendment will be falsely interpreted and large scale gun confiscation will begin - a general disarming of the American People.
When the 2nd Amendment falls, the 1st will follow, then you'll have the domino effect. Our 2nd protects the rest of the Bill of Rights.
When that happens, there will be a revolution, a revolt. It won't be a mass uprising because most of our citizens are sheeple. Sheep. Meek and mild. Following the shepherd of the government.
But there are the 3 percent.
Below is an explanation of the meaning is of the Three Percenters that I stole (borrowed) from a site that I visit often, Sipsey Street Irregulars
I wanted to give my explanation of the Three Percenters, but this blog does it better than I ever could.
My question to you now, knowing that most of my readers (with the exception of the muslims that use it to beat off to my Camel Toe posts) are gun owners and conservative, is this: Are you, in your heart and soul, a Three Percenter, one of the 10% of the supporters or just one of the flock?
You don't have to answer in a comment (if I wasn't on a watch list before, I am now - no sense in you joining me) but ask yourself and be brutally honest.
Keep in mind I am not in any way advocating an overthrow of our government - just saying we can only be pushed so far


What is a "Three Percenter"?

During the American Revolution, the active forces in the field against the King's tyranny never amounted to more than 3% of the colonists. They were in turn actively supported by perhaps 10% of the population. In addition to these revolutionaries were perhaps another 20% who favored their cause but did little or nothing to support it. Another one-third of the population sided with the King (by the end of the war there were actually more Americans fighting FOR the King than there were in the field against him) and the final third took no side, blew with the wind and took what came.

Three Percenters today do not claim that we represent 3% of the American people, although we might. That theory has not yet been tested. We DO claim that we represent at least 3% of American gun owners, which is still a healthy number somewhere in the neighborhood of 3 million people. History, for good or ill, is made by determined minorities. We are one such minority. So too are the current enemies of the Founders' Republic. What remains, then, is the test of will and skill to determine who shall shape the future of our nation.

The Three Percent today are gun owners who will not disarm, will not compromise and will no longer back up at the passage of the next gun control act. Three Percenters say quite explicitly that we will not obey any further circumscription of our traditional liberties and will defend ourselves if attacked. We intend to maintain our God-given natural rights to liberty and property, and that means most especially the right to keep and bear arms. Thus, we are committed to the restoration of the Founders' Republic, and are willing to fight, die and, if forced by any would-be oppressor, to kill in the defense of ourselves and the Constitution that we all took an oath to uphold against enemies foreign and domestic.

We are the people that the collectivists who now control the government should leave us alone if they wish to continue unfettered oxygen consumption. We are the Three Percent. Attempt to further oppress us at your peril. To put it bluntly, leave us the hell alone. Or, if you feel froggy, go ahead AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.

Doh!!!!!

Scores of protected golden eagles have been dying each year after colliding with the blades of about 5,000 wind turbines along the ridgelines of the Bay Area’s Altamont Pass Wind Resource Area, raising troubling questions about the state’s push for alternative power sources.
The death count, averaging 67 a year for three decades, worries field biologists because the turbines, which have been providing thousands of homes with emissions-free electricity since the 1980s, lie within a region of rolling grasslands and riparian canyons containing one of the highest densities of nesting golden eagles in the United States.
“It would take 167 pairs of local nesting golden eagles to produce enough young to compensate for their mortality rate related to wind energy production,” said field biologist Doug Bell, manager of East Bay Regional Park District’s wildlife program. “We only have 60 pairs.”
- http://thedaleygator.wordpress.com/

*****

I work within sight of hundreds if not thousands of those ugly-ass windmills, but I gotta truthfully say I have never seen a Golden Eagle in that area before or after they were erected. Not doubting the reports, just saying I haven't seen any.
Oh well. The expression that comes to mind on this one is "If ya wanna play, ya gotta pay".

Monday, June 06, 2011

Life in Jimtown

A 22-year-old Jamestown man faces a charge of assault with a deadly weapon for an attack that comes out of an Old West movie.

Jeremy Burk is accused of hitting a bartender over the head with a whiskey bottle in a restaurant Friday night.
According to the Tuolumne County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called to the Willow steakhouse just after 9 p.m. Witnesses told them Burk, a customer, was drunk and refused to leave when asked. He did leave, then came back a half-hour later and asked for a drink.
Bartender James Frazier refused to serve Burk and again asked him to leave. Burk walked out the front door, came back in through a side door and attacked Frazier when his back was turned, a sheriff’s news release said. He allegedly punched Frazier several times, then hit him over the head with the bottle, shattering it.
Customers helped the bartender and kicked Burk out of the bar. Frazier refused medical treatment; deputies tracked down Burk and arrested him.
-www.modbee.com

*****

Fuck, I've drank at the Willow several times - nice historical saloon and restaurant in the hotel - and never saw anything like that there. They usually reserved that shit for the Rawhide Saloon down the road. Which reminds me of a story:
I was drinking in the Rawhide (a typical cowboy honkytonk now closed) just down the road one night about 25 years ago when two local patrons got into an argument and decided to go outside and shoot it out. Naturally the whole saloon crowd followed them out to place bets and watch the fun.
Both of them stood about 25 feet apart and on a signal, both drew their revolvers and emptied them at each other. Not only did both of them survive unwounded, but there wasn't a single bystander or pickup in the entire parking lot hit.
When I left an hour or 3 later, both "gunfighters" were at the bar with their arms around each other pledging their undying love and friendship to one another.
Gotta love them old mining towns......

Yes, my darling ex, I spent MY money on myself

The following is an excerpt from an email that I sent to Woody last night describing most of my weekend. I was going to re-type it for y'all, but I'm a lazy fucker.
I'm not a survivalist but I do believe in being prepared for the unexpected - be it a natural disaster, a man-made catastrophe or the the Feds kicking in my door for badmouthing the Obamessiah.
 
*****
 
Picked up an ALICE pack, a new poncho liner and some MREs at Crescent Supply yesterday. With the 20% sale and my store credits (for returned merchandise) it cost me a 20 dollar bill.
Today I went to Sports Authority and picked up some freeze dried food (MREs suck) and while I was there saw a camo tarp on sale marked down from $24 to $12.99 and a BAD ASS emergency weather monitor marked down to $19 from $49.99. With my store coupons I walked out another 20 dollar bill lighter AND they gave me another $10 coupon at the register and another 10 bucks to download off the internet because I'm such a great guy.
These fuckers are going to break my bank account.
I had no intention of putting together a survival kit, but I packed that ruck with a change of clothes, a water filtration system, 4 days worth of food, personal hygiene package (especially toilet paper, can't forget that), a first aid kit, gun cleaning kit, camp stove and fuel, cook pot, 100' of 550 cord, poncho liner, and other assorted shit, strapped my tent to the top and my sleeping bag on the bottom, then packed 500 rounds of assorted ammo and my night vision in a first aid bag. The whole thing comes in at about 40 pounds is all, even lighter if I can train CGD to carry part of the load.
Fuck Obama.
Man, it's raining like a motherfucker out there. But I knew it was gonna happen with my high-speed emergency weather monitor....
-KL

Yeah, whatever.

Dick shots, Twitter and my opinion.

Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York said today he has engaged in "several inappropriate" electronic relationships with six women over three years, and that he publicly lied about a photo of himself sent over Twitter to a college student in Seattle over a week ago.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rep-anthony-weiner-picture/story?id=13774605

*****

Are you fucking kidding me?
He sends a compromising photo of himself and then lies about it?
First of all, he's a democratic member of the House (not that it's something to be proud about), he sends revealing photos of himself through Twitter, lies about it and then refuses to resign.
And he thinks he's in a position to represent his constituents? Fuck me running, if his own WIFE can't trust him, how can he expect the people he represents to? Seriously. He made a vow, a solemn promise to both of them.

Let me just say this:
I have never sent anybody a photo like that of myself - at least not while sober and can recall it - and I was brought up to admit my wrongs. If this sorry motherfucker can't do that, he is no position to represent a dog shitting in my yard, much less a congressional district.
But what the hell, he probably voted for the Obamessiah......

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Give 'er another shot

Taking friendship a b-i-t too far......

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....




































-Bryn

I don't know what it is, but I want one.

THIS is the Change you were pushing?

-Stevienatt

2012 is coming, folks

An old West Virginia Hillbilly saying: Ya can't get the water to clear up until you get the pigs outta the creek.

*If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? *

*If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on? *

*If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot? *

*If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed? *

*If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87,000 American workers unemployed would you support him? *

*If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? *

*If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America ? *

*If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? *

*If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved? *

*If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States, wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his capabilities? *

*If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk. *

*If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment? *

*If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?*

*If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11? *

*If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? *

*If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have ever approved. *

*If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? *

*So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?
*Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 24 months -- so you have that much time to come up with an answer .*

*An' how about all those vacations he & Michelle take constantly, (with a more than a full enterage') paid for by American tax-payers? *
Every statement and action in this email is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

-Rob

"We must live within our means"




































You and I may never see health care again the way it used to be, but "Pres.Obama" took six (6) doctors with him for a 3 day visit to London - along with 494 other essential staff.

Earless rabbit born near Japans' nuclear reactors

Kinda sorta makes you wonder what their kids are gonna look like? Round eyes?

Gotta admire his determination

A good ol' Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat" pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we is stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

-Aunt Polly

Sugar anyone? Each cube represents a spoonful.




Sarah was right, folks.

The libs got all over Palins' ass the other day when she stated that Paul Revere "warned the British" during his ride that every school kid learns about.
Turns out she was right.
I researched it when I read what she says in the video below and what do you know?
But let me throw this in - had a democrat said the same thing, then the media would've said he/she had "mis-spoke". A conservative says it, and they're a dumbass.
Way to go, Sarah.