Saturday, June 25, 2011


Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......


Not even a good posed picture.......

Your grip is wrong, your outfit isn't approriate and you look pissed.
-Barack to Michelle while lying in bed

Another "Aw Fuck" moment in time

Proud American my ass. He's a proud muslim.

Wife: Seattle bomb plot suspect is proud American

SEATAC, Wash. -- One of two men charged with planning to attack a Seattle military recruiting station was proud to be American, according to his wife, while videos apparently posted by him on YouTube show a man sympathetic to al-Qaida's leader in Yemen and passionate about a radical interpretation of Islam.
Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif has a criminal background, but allegations that he plotted a terrorist attack surprised those who knew him.
"He never spoke to anybody," Aziz Junejo, a spokesman for the SeaTac mosque, said Friday as he pointed to the spot where Abdul-Latif often sat. "He was sort of anti-social in that sense. It was completely a shock to us."

Abdul-Latif's videos strayed on a range of topics - from U.S. politics to Muslim doctrine to the British royal wedding. He railed against the latter, questioning why there was so much focus on what the couple was wearing.
"We spend so much time chasing these kafirs (unbelievers) around, while at the same time they are murdering our brothers and sisters overseas," Abdul-Latif said.
He praises fighters in the videos, asking for blessings for those who struggle for the cause of Allah. And, at some points, he calls for action.
"We must establish jihad," Abdul-Latif said in a video posted in May, showing him speaking down into a steady camera. "I don't care what anybody says about that: You can turn me in to the FBI or whatever. We need to establish jihad with the tongue, with the heart and with the hand."

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Will I see you there, Big Boy?

My employer donates stuff every day for community events and todays' lucky recipiant was the gay pride parade in San Fransicko.
They were given 11 pallets of bottled water and - I shit you not - a pallet of hand sanitizer.
A pallet of hand sanitizer for the gay pride parade........

Then my boss told me to haul it halfway across a crowded warehouse and gave me a handful of placards to display on all four sides before I put them in their slots.
Rather than wait until I slotted them before labeling them, I labeled them first and took the long way to where they needed to be. Now my warehouse is just under a million square feet and I covered every fucking inch of that warehouse, giving everybody a good laugh at me and something smart to say, a little break in the boredom.
By the time I got back to the office to tell my boss I was done, there were guys in there I didn't even see during my wanderings laughing and wondering if I was going to wear some Daisy Dukes and my cowboy boots to the parade.
Hey, as long as I can bring my bullwhip.......


I hate making a post like this but our friend and longtime contributor Ron Barnes passed away yesterday morning.
Please keep a kind thought and a prayer for his loving wife Phyllis.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

In case you've ever wondered

Proof that Adam, the first man, was white:
Did you ever try to take a rib from a black man?

-Texas Fred

Gotta get some......

PLEASE MileHi, where can I get some of this asswipe?
By the way, clean your toilet, Bro. Or are you at Schultzes' house again?

My thinking EXACTLY

Some of us have been saying something like this for a long time. Others have been debating us, saying that the single ragged hole is the way to go. But for the most part none of us saying either way have been "recognized experts" in the matter.
Now along comes one of those "recognized experts" and says what what some of us have been saying.
Are we now vindicated?
Do we really care about being vindicated?
Will this change the way some of the folks in the "single ragged hole" camp see and teach defensive shooting?
Of the three questions, my thought is that only the last one is of concern to/for me.
Anyhow, I thought you might be interested.
I never have been one of the group that thinks that one ragged hole is the way to go.
Sure, it proves the accuracy of your pistol or revolver and for specialty groups such as Delta, HRT teams etc where tight accurate groups are required and innocent lives may depend on it, that's fine and dandy. For me and you that might need to fire under stress that we can't practice on a daily basis, not so fine.
All I require of myself and my firearm is a paper-plate sized group at 20 feet (the maximum sized distance from any point in my house to the maximum distance from any doorway) in a hurry.
ONE of those hits will result in a disabling or killing shot.
Read the article and think about it.
-Thanks to Skidmark for this link and his comments above mine.

Damn Ronnie, we miss you......


Tuesday, June 21, 2011

#7 1/2 birdshot works well too


Yeah, even her "people" realize she ain't shit

(Telegraph) — South Africa President Jacob Zuma has snubbed the visiting Michelle Obama by sending his prisons minister to meet the first lady at the airport and failing to see her during her three-day stay.
Mr Zuma was out of the country for the first day of Mrs Obama’s second solo trip abroad on Tuesday and although he returned on Monday night, aides said he was “not available” to meet her.
Instead, he arranged for Corrective Services Minister Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula to greet her on her arrival in Pretoria on Monday night, and one of his three wives, Nompumelelo Ntuli-Zuma, to meet her briefly on Tuesday.
- Weasel Zippers

- Orbitup

Hey Deb! Texas Fred made our list!!!!

Texas Fred made a post about BATF running guns into Mexico and caught hell about it from a reader, then picked up several hits on his sitemeter from the feds.
Read the post and the comments:

Welcome to the club, Fred, welcome to the club.
Glad to have ya. You're in good company.

Monday, June 20, 2011

And this surprises me WHY?

So this motherfucker really is running.....

I was going to post this article and then make a comment but I choke on my Copenhagen (yes Deb, I started chewing again) every time I read it.
Google this cocksucker, find out his email address and tell him what you think.

Don't wanna say Thanks for this tibit (y'all understand) but kudos to Woody for passing it along.

muslim chicks - gotta love 'em

Home Sweet Home (if that cocksucker Obama had his way)

An update on Ron

  To all those who have had my husband Ronnie on thier prayer list I thank you very much. Unfortunately he has not improved any more and actually went down hill again. I met with his pulmonary doctor today and he says Ronnie will never be off the ventilator and will never come home again. After much discussion and the fact that his wishes are to not be on life support we had to make the discisson to take him of life support. He is still with us but the doctors don't think he will lasr long but e could all be fooled. I pray so. Again thanks for the prayers.


Please folks, think and pray for Ron and especially his loving wife Phyllis.
You know this has to be very hard for her.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

She's got it NAILED

Yes, he's historic, alright.

• First President to Violate the War Powers Act

• First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels

• First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

• First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

• First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party

• First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

• First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters

• First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees

• First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation at Polling Places

• First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

• First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases

• First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

• First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been Properly Issued Years Ago

• First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

• First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

• First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First Two-and-a-Half Years in Office

But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc.

Molon Labe

Come and try to take take what you think we'll surrender, motherfuckers. I dare you.
We can buy them on the street, we can get a re-supply from anybody that hates you as much as we do and we can make 'em in our garages.
Fuck the Feds.

Annoucing Private Kirk Lane, United States Army

I went over to my folk's house today to tell Pops that I loved and appreciated him for his devotion to me and my siblings and got a hell of a pleasant surprise.
Now my sister died back in '97 and my folks took on the responsibility of raising my 2 nieces and my nephew.
Don't get me wrong, now. I love all 3 of them kids, but my nephew has been pissing me off BAD lately. He's 20 now, yet had no ambition whatsover. He still lives with his grandparents but wasn't looking for a job. He was perfectly content to sleep in 'til noon, party with his buds all night and play guitar. Now, Pops didn't put up with that shit when I was his age (I got woke up on my 18th bithday with a warning to have a job that day or git gone, my choice) but he's mellowed/rotted with age and he's been been putting up with KPs' irresponsibility. Not only that, but he's been making excuses for him.
Which pissed me off to no end.
So I sat down with KP a few months ago and told him to get his shit together, find a fucking job and quit being a burden on my folks, and yeah, I was kinda sorta blunt about it. His eyeballs were bugging out from the lack of oxygen by the time I was done.
I even suggested joining the military like me, his uncles and his Grandpa did but his reply was "That just isn't me Uncle Ken and please, I can't breathe."
Fucking pussy.

So today I go over and KP met me at the door and told me right away that he'd enlisted in the Army. Not only dd he enlist but he went 11 Bravo AND Regular Army.
I shook his hand, brought him in for a man-hug and congratulated him.
Fucking A, Brother. Ya done good.

It's weird how I can go from being pissed at him to incredibly proud of him overnight, huh?

I know, I'm getting soft.

Hey, I had a great weekend all in all. Got some repairs done on the truck Friday AM, then my Sweetie stopped by later that morning and ended up staying until a few hours ago. Yesterday we threw some shit in the truck and went for a wander - ended up putting a couple of hundred miles on the truck just fucking around - I wanted to show her some of my favorite places with a side trip to Columbia State Park for herself. So I took her all over the Southern Mines area in the Mother Lode, down all kinds of twisty narrow fucking canyon roads and she was actually interested in my mini history lessons.

I really like this girl. Me and Lisa both have a lot in common as far as upbringing (she's an Army Brat too), she hates crowds and big cities, and we're close to the same age, me being a few years older.
She's never shot but is willing and wanting to learn, likes to fish, doesn't mind if I hunt or disappear for a day or 3 and has a fantastic sense of humor. Plus she plays a mean game of backgammon. Oh boy, does she play a mean game of backgammon.......
Her politics are more middle of the road than mine (fuck, Rush Limbaughs' politics are more middle of the road than mine), but she admires the fact that I stand up and am willing to fight for what I believe. She's never said a word about the Git Kit (bug-out bag, GOOD bag, whatever you want to call it) in the living room other than to ask what it was and what was in it. Of course then I had to explain why I had it packed and that it was to stay packed and where it was and she didn't roll her eyes TOO much.

What I really like about her is she told me right out the gate two things: she wanted to take things slow and she needed her alone time.
A woman after my own heart.
I mentioned yesterday that I had a vacation coming up in 3 weeks and she asked "Gonna go hunt for a few days?" Not "What are WE going to do?" but if I was going to hunt. And when I told her I had planned on a two or three day hunt, she just nodded and smiled.

Now her faults:
She wants to wait on me in my own house. I ain't used to that shit - a guest is a guest - but she's the kind of girl that believes in pleasing her man. That's going to take some getting used to.
CharlieGodammit is SO fucking in love with her, it ain't even funny. Let me put it this way: I've had CGD for about 18 months and my mother has been over about a dozen times in that period, yet she can't walk up the sidewalk without him beating himself bloody against the security door trying to kill her. Once she's in the house it's all good and he'll love on her, but when she approaches, she's a fucking intruder.
Lisa, on the other hand, got a welcoming bark and a tail wag the second time she came over. I should've known then that I was in trouble.
And when she leaves, that sorry-ass Wolfdog mopes and whines for days. Seriously. He will lay his head on the couch and snivel like a baby.
I can't believe it. I have lost my pet wolf to her......
And she does find it peculiar that I worship the Pig as much as I do - she laughed when she saw bacon mayo and salt - but she'll get used to that. She better.........

So I think that even as early as we're into it,this is my first serious relationship since my divorce, and folks, I honestly believe, given my feelings about her, that I need to put some honest effort into making this work. I think it could turn out to be something I never had.

Yeah, I know. Next thing I know, y'all are gonna be accusing me of having a house decorated with flowers and paintings and shit instead of barbed wire, I'm going to Gay Pride parades, I'll be driving a Prius, and having that bitch Cindy Sheehan over for dinner.

Fuck Obama.

Did you expect any different? Seriously?

WASHINGTON (AP) — In another blow to Washington's relationship with Pakistan, U.S. officials say Pakistan failed another test to prove it could be trusted to go after American enemies on its soil by intentionally or inadvertently tipping off militants at two more bomb-building factories in its tribal areas, giving the suspected terrorists time to flee.
The two sites' locations in the tribal areas had been shared with the Pakistani government this past week, the officials said Saturday. The Americans monitored the area with satellite and unmanned drones to see what would happen.
In each case, within a day or so after sharing the information, they watched the militants depart, taking any weapons or bomb-making materials with them, just as militants had done the first two times. Only then, did they watch the Pakistani military visit each site, when the terror suspects and their wares were long gone, the officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss matters of intelligence.

Father of the Year

Smile, everybody!