Archery lessons, anyone?

Right next to Tyrone's Dentistry - "Best Grillwork In Town"

- Stevienatt

And this surprises who?

CHICAGO, Ill. – Did the parents of former Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers help finance Barack Obama’s Harvard education?
Did Ayers’ mother believe Obama was a foreign student?
And was the young Obama convinced at the time – long before he even entered politics – that he was going to become president of the United States?

A retired U.S. Postal Service carrier who delivered mail to Tom and Mary Ayers in a Chicago suburb in the late 1980s and early 1990s and claims to have met Obama in front of the Ayers home emphatically says yes to all three questions.
More HERE about that communist motherfucker and his sugar daddy.

Maybe he's on to something after all

- Murray

Y'all wanted more titties?

Here's more titties. Lots more titties.

and another set:

The mysterious disappearing First Daughter

What’s up with the disappearing internet news reports Barack Obama’s 13-yr-old daughter Malia Ann Obama is on ‘Spring Break’ in Mexico? So far, Huffington Post, AFP, and U.K.’s Telegraph yanked their internet news reports of Malia Obama’s Mexico ‘Spring Break’ from their websites; a school trip to Oaxaca accompanied by Secret Service agents.

Why were the news reports yanked?

Who ordered them removed?

Were the reports removed for ‘security’ reasons?

Huffington Post, AFP and The Telegraph removed their reports the day after Mexican internet news sites filed reports with photos of Malia in Mexico. The cat’s out of the bag so why the censorship on this side of the border?

One of our sources: the Mexico news site El Universal who filed a March 18, 2012, report which includes a photo of Malia in Mexico.

[Image: Screenshot of disappearing Obama daughter in Mexico news reports from Huffington Post, AFP, on Google Search]

The Mexico news website El Universal filed a report on March 18, 2012, Hija de Obama vacaciona en Oaxaca.

Google Translation: “Daughter of Obama vacationing in Oaxaca.”

[Snip]

“Testigos de la visita de Malia Ann a la zona arqueológica de Mitla precisaron que personal del servicio secreto estadounidense cerró la zona durante el tiempo en que ésta y sus amigas realizaron el recorrido.”

Google translation:

“Witnesses Malia Ann’s visit to the archaeological site of Mitla staff stated that the U.S. Secret Service closed the area during the time that it and her friends made ??the trip.”

“Malia Ann Obama, hija mayor del presidente de Estados Unidos, Barak Obama, vacaciona en este destino turístico acompañada de un grupo de amigas y de un discreto pero fuerte dispositivo de seguridad.
Malia Ann habría llegado el pasado viernes proveniente de la ciudad de Houston, Texas, y acompañada de 12 jóvenes de su edad, con quienes se hospedó en un pequeño hotel del centro histórico de la ciudad.
Aunque las calles del centro histórico no fueron afectadas por la presencia del equipo de seguridad de la joven estadounidense, conformado por Marines y elementos del servicio secreto estadounidense, el hotel fue cerrado para uso del grupo, dijeron testigos.
Se indicó que Malia Ann estaría en la zona al menos ocho días, tiempo en el que se prevé la visita de Malia Ann a los lugares más representativos de la zona.
La víspera, el grupo de jóvenes visitó la zona arqueológica de Mitla, localizada en los Valles Centrales, y el municipio de Santa María El Tule, donde se encuentra el ahuehuete más grueso del mundo.”

Google Translation:

“Malia Ann Obama, eldest daughter of U.S. President, Barak Obama, vacationing in this destination accompanied by a group of friends and a discreet but powerful device seguridad. Malia Ann had arrived last Friday from the city of Houston, Texas, and accompanied by 12 youths of her age, with whom she stayed at a small hotel in the historic center of the ciudad. Aunque the city streets were not affected by the presence of safety equipment of the young American, made up of Marines and elements of the U.S. Secret Service, the hotel was closed for use by the group, said Malia Ann testigos. Se said would be in the area at least eight days, time that is expected to visit Malia Ann to the most representative the zona. La eve, the youth group visited the archaeological site of Mitla, located in the Central Valley, and the municipality of Santa Maria El Tule, where the thicker ahuehuete the world.”

Link to Mexico website Quien who filed a report on Obama’s daughter in Mexico and posted more photos.

SOURCE

Thanks to Swamprat for the story and link.



Que?

If there was any doubt whatsoever left in my mind that whites are a minority in California, that shit was put to rest today.
Man, me and Miss Lisa went to the County Clerk/Recorders' Office to get our marriage license and looking around the waiting area I thought we went in the wrong door and ended up in an immigration assistance office instead.
I'm not talking Americans of hispanic descent, I'm talking about Mexico mexicans, the "I demand an interpeter so I can take further advantage of you stupid fucking gringos" mexicans. I'm talking about still having border dust on their clothes from their trip to del Norte Mexicans.
16 people in the waiting room. Three whites, 2 asians and 11 mexicans and all their kids. I leaned over and told Lisa that maybe we should be the ones asking for a fucking interpeter instead.
I felt like I should start looking for a peach basket and head to the nearest orchard when we left.

Man, I don't know what the fuck I've done now......

 NASA? For real? What in the fuck would NASA being doing here? I mean, I don't they don't have shit else to do thanks to the Obamessiah, but damn.....

 This is the really strange one. When I clicked on the entry and exit pages on the one from Boeing, it took me to different pages every time. I clicked on them 4 or 5 times and went to different pages, spread out over a couple years.

This is the one I can't figure out. Somebody from the UN googling funny pics don francisco?

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I use the free sitemeter on account of me being a cheap bastard so I can only track the last 100 visitors. I came home a few minutes ago and hit my sitemeter to find these four within my last 100 hits. I ususally don't find this kind of shit over an entire day, if I do catch it at all.
Never got a hit from NASA before, I gotta admit that.

Herr Obama and his staff

Michelle Obama's Mirror

Click on the link to read the great post that I stole this picture from.

Straight-Up White Trash, God bless 'em

Using cardboard to close the gap between the window and the swamp cooler. Jeez.....

Like mother, like daughter

Spring break in Mexico - for a 13 year old? Are you fucking kidding me?

(The Telegraph) — The US President’s 13-year-old daughter Malia is staying at a downtown hotel in the city famous for its colonial architecture and well-preserved native American traditions, an official said.
“We are here to block access to the hotel by other people and escort the vehicles that are carrying the visitors to tourism sites,” the police official told AFP under the condition of anonymity.
Malia Obama and her friend are guarded by the Secret Service agents as well as Mexican police, the official noted.
The group, which arrived in Oaxaca Saturday, has already visited the architectural zone of Mitla and the tree of El Tule believed to be one thousand years old.
The sightseeing plan also includes visits to Monte Alban known for its archeological research sites and Oaxaca’s famous artisan quarters.
The Obamas can be fiercely protective of their daughters’ privacy, complaining if the girls are photographed while out on their own.
But they’ve been more than willing to keep bringing them up in the national conversation and to keep them in the minds of voters as the general election approaches.

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It's nice to know that Mooch'elle is bringing her kids up to enjoy the fruits of our labor.

That's because you were more fun back then, kid.

Practicing for that TSA cavity search

In a hurry, Dear?

We can only hope

- Flamests

I'm not even gonna ask

Gettin' you ready to face your boss

Poetry in motion

Been there done that

Whatever works

- Del

Woo-hoo. Party on.

I had a mild headache when I went to Pops' birthday thing today but after 2 hours of screeching females (men were outnumbered 3-1) it had developed into one of those pounding, cringe-at-loud-noises, get me the fuck home headaches.
I ate 2 tylenol there with no effect whatsoever so when I got home I wolfed down 4 aspirins and wandered into the bedroom where it was quiet until I could get some relief. Miss Lisa came in and offered one of her painkillers. Now, I won't take any kind of narcotic unless my fucking eyeballs are bleeding or worse, but my head was fixing to explode so I took her up on her offer.
An hour later the headache's still there but I could give a fuck less. I'm so godammed loaded that if the house caught fire I couldn't make it to my phone to call the fire department.
Miss Lisa's got some good shit, man.

That's an awful lot of practice ammo, Big Sis.

ATK Awarded Contract to Supply 450 Million Rounds of .40 Caliber Ammunition to the Department of Homeland Security

ATK has secured a major Indefinite Delivery/Indefinite Quantity deal to supply up to 450 million rounds of .40 caliber ammunition to the Department of Homeland Security.
The 1 year contract with four option years comes at a time when many Americans believe that DHS, along with certain aspects of the military, will soon turn their sights on the American people during some sort of martial law scenario.
“We are proud to extend our track record as the prime supplier of .40 caliber duty ammunition for DHS, ICE,” said Ron Johnson, the president of ATK’s Security and Sporting group,” reported a PR Newswire release.
The Department of Homeland Security has been extremely busy in the last few months.
Whether it be mastering their surveillance of social media, planning to build level 4 bio weapons labs in the middle of the country, defending Globalism, lying to Congress about their big brother policies, labeling people who believe in conspiracy theories as potential terrorists, or taking over cyber security, DHS seems to be actively working against the American people on every front.
Considering this, the fact that they are openly ordering millions more rounds of ammunition should at the very least give the American people pause.
As 2012 continues to move forward and the awakening of the sleeping giant that is the American people kicks into high gear, federal agencies seem hell bent to continue to gear up for a possible confrontation with the people of this once great country.
- www.theintelhub.com
Thanks to Francisco for the tip.

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Yet they get all pissy if I stockpile more than a box or two for each of my firearms.

Camo cops

Driving over to Mom and Pops' today for his 72nd birthday party, I passed a "Blue Dragon", a dark blue unmarked Crown Victoria that Modesto PD uses for gang suppression and drug diversion (fancy words they use to try to sound smart) and noticed that the 2 cops inside were not only dressed in camo, but desert fucking camo.
Just a couple of quickies: Why in the fuck are cops wearing desert camo in a city of 200,000+ and #2, why even bother with the unmarked car? Not only does every lowlife in the county know what the cars look like (watch yourself, I know I recognized it too) but 2 dudes in camo in it makes them stand out like a sore thumb.

"Honestly Judge, I didn't know they were cops! I saw 2 large men in desert camouflage charging towards my truck and I thought some of those crazed combat Vets from Afghanistan went berserk again like I been reading about in the paper so I shot them both in the head. Twice."

Wayne's sheep

Submitted by Allen

Wayne is Allen's Brother-In-Law, a damned fine taxidermist and hunter. I've featured a couple of his mounts here before but I'm too damned lazy right now to look them up and link them in.
He took this ram in the Brooks Range in Alaska.

Irish's Weekly Planner

Coming here soon, just watch.

 

Cameras at petrol stations will automatically stop uninsured or untaxed vehicles from being filled with fuel, under new government plans.
Downing Street officials hope the hi-tech system will crack down on the 1.4million motorists who drive without insurance.
Automatic number plate recognition (ANPR) cameras are already fitted in thousands of petrol station forecourts.
Drivers can only fill their cars with fuel once the camera has captured and logged the vehicle’s number plate.
Currently the system is designed to deter motorists from driving off without paying for petrol.
But under the new plans, the cameras will automatically cross-refererence with the DVLA’s huge database.
When a car is flagged as being uninsured or untaxed, the system will prevent the fuel pump being used on that vehicle.
The proposals will have a huge impact - forcing drivers to insure and tax their car if they want to drive.
One in 25 drivers in the UK do not have insurance - one of the worst records in western Europe.
According to recent figures, around 160 people are killed and 23,000 injured by uninsured and untraced drivers every year.
Downing Street officials are due to meet representatives from the major fuel companies in the next few weeks to discuss the idea.
But some petrol retailers said the proposals were a “step too far” - claiming they put cashiers at risk.
Brian Madderson, from RMI Petrol, which represents independent petrol stations, said: “Staff are already getting stick from motorists for high fuel prices.
“This proposal will increase the potential for conflict. Our cashiers are not law enforcers.”
SOURCE

- David

Public Enemy #1 - or #2 - maybe #3. I'm losing count.

Breitbart.com has uncovered video from 1995 of then-U.S. Attorney Eric Holder announcing a public campaign to "really brainwash people into thinking about guns in a vastly different way."

Holder was addressing the Woman's National Democratic Club. In his remarks, broadcast by CSPAN 2, he explained that he intended to use anti-smoking campaigns as his model to "change the hearts and minds of people in Washington, DC" about guns.
"What we need to do is change the way in which people think about guns, especially young people, and make it something that's not cool, that it's not acceptable, it's not hip to carry a gun anymore, in the way in which we changed our attitudes about cigarettes."
Holder added that he had asked advertising agencies in the nation's capital to assist by making anti-gun ads rather than commercials "that make me buy things that I don't really need." He had also approached local newspapers and television stations, he said, asking them to devote prime space and time, respectively, to his anti-gun campaign.
Local political leaders and celebrities, Holder said, including Mayor Marion Barry and Jesse Jackson, had been asked to help. In addition, he reported, he had asked the local school board to make the anti-gun message a part of "every day, every school, and every level."
Despite strict gun control efforts, Washington, DC was and remains one of the nation's most dangerous cities for gun violence, though crime has abated somewhat since the 1990s.
Holder went on to become Deputy Attorney General in the Clinton administration, and currently serves as Attorney General in the Obama Administration.
The video of Holder's remarks was uncovered by Breitbart.com contributor Charles C. Johnson.

Hitlers'...errr.... Obamas' private army?

FEMA Corps To Be Brownshirts For Homeland Security Emergency Response?

Aaron Dykes
Infowars.com
March 17, 2012

“We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.” Barack Obama, 2008

Homeland Security has announced the creation of a new FEMA corps to tap volunteers for disaster/emergency responses. The program is a partnership between FEMA and the Corporation for National and Community Service (CNCS), itself managed under the Homeland Security umbrella.
The Department of Homeland Security plans to start with 1,600 volunteers dispatched across the country and specially trained to provide “critical disaster services” during an emergency response. Volunteers are not FEMA employees, but will wear branded uniform clothing and will be directed by FEMA. DHS boasts that the entry level positions will prepare these trainees for careers in the ever-bloating disaster response bureaucracy.

While this new unit may seem innocuous and even advisable in the context of helping after natural disasters (despite the abuses seen after Hurricane Katrina), the FEMA Corps takes on much more ominous overtones when one considers their likely roles under Homeland Security’s plans and provisions for responding to other disasters– states of emergency over man-made disasters (false flags for instance), economic instability, pandemics, social unrest or the like.
Further, greater federal control through FEMA has proved disastrously inefficient in its own right. The failures of the feds at Hurricane Katrina are legendary. Less known are other cases, such as the fires that spread across Bastrop, Texas last year. FEMA was caught preventing numerous local bonafide fire fighters and emergency responders from giving aid or helping locals.
Yet, the Washington Times praises the Bastrop fires response as an example of what federally-directed volunteer corps can do:

The germ of the idea formed last year after FEMA’s deputy director Richard Serino observed AmeriCorps volunteers performing disaster relief work following a tornado in Joplin, Mo., and a fire in Bastrop, Tex.

Candidate Barack Obama promised a civilian security force powerful enough to address national security objectives, but what objectives does that mean? Is it just cleaning up after tornadoes, as in Joplin, MO or something more? What agenda would these minion-volunteers, like the newly created FEMA corps, serve?

HOMELAND SECURITY & FEMA HAVE SHIFTED MISSIONS
Homeland Security, and its subsidiary divisions like FEMA, have been busy preparing for the collapse of civilization. And their plans, cloaked in secrecy and positively-weighted administrative buzzwords, aims to contain, not empower the American people.
Not only have Homeland Security and its propaganda allies been blanketing law enforcement with memos demonizing a wide range of ordinary Americans as potential terrorists, it has been building a larger “emergency” response to the larger growing resistance to total system-wide government corruption.
In fact, the government’s emergency response plans– known under terms like Continuity of Government (COG) and other terms, are so secret, not even Congress can read the pertinent details.
KBR, among others, has been exposed in their efforts to bid out contractors for live FEMA camps for use in emergencies. KBR received a contract in 2006 to build these camps. Since Rex 84, the government has secretly been preparing under countless plans for detainment facilities to be used in emergencies including a mass influx of immigrants and/or the suspension of lawful Constitutional government.
Homeland Security cooperates with thousands of organizations to spy on and monitor Americans– online, in public, at airports and transport hubs, at protests– basically everywhere. Meanwhile, Homeland Security has ignored the will of the people to reign in abusive agencies like the TSA.
In short, Homeland Security has lost sight of any reasonable mission to protect America under its original mandate.
What then, will disaster response volunteers under FEMA corps serve? No doubt, it will tap thousands of dedicating, well-meaning activist volunteers. But history shows their effort will be futile because the federal top-down approach is focused on funding and greater power. Enforcing the dangerous designs of FEMA and Homeland Security could make for brownshirts in the service of tyranny long before it could make heroic rescuers out of this new corps.
The truth is FEMA corps– mandated with supporting the public and engaging them with information– is more likely to parrot the fed’s message ushering displaced victims into the FEMA centers and tracking systems than they are to enable a sensible local response.
SOURCE

Cat Lover

Fucking Okies, I swear.

Working on another violation of our Rights

From Forbes

Flying Drone Can Crack Wi-Fi Networks, Snoop On Cell Phones

How do one ex-Air Force official and one former airplane hobby shop owner, both of whom happen to have decades of experience as network security contractors for the military, spend their weekends? Building a flying, unmanned, automated password-cracking, Wi-Fi-sniffing, cell-phone eavesdropping spy drone, of course.
At the Black Hat and Defcon security conferences in Las Vegas next week, Mike Tassey and Richard Perkins plan to show the crowd of hackers a year’s worth of progress on their Wireless Aerial Surveillace Platform, or WASP, the second year Tassey and Perkins have displayed the 14-pound, six-foot long, six-foot wingspan unmanned aerial vehicle. The WASP, built from a retired Army target drone converted from a gasoline engine to electric batteries, is equipped with an HD camera, a cigarette-pack sized on-board Linux computer packed with network-hacking tools including the BackTrack testing toolset and a custom-built 340 million word dictionary for brute-force guessing of passwords, and eleven antennae.
More HERE

This EO slid through without much notice

From Dave and several others:

Executive Order: National Defense Resources Preparedness
It calls for a draft, but not just a draft. A civilian draft, of “persons of outstanding experience or ability” without compensation. If they think they need you, they can compel you to work for the government for nothing.

They can, under this order, restrict civilian travel by any mode, including (probably) foot travel. They can ration food. They can restrict water usage, even from private wells. They can ration any and all drugs, including OTC and vitamins. They can collectivize farms. They can take over all energy production, including home solar units.

It also allows for drafting civilians. If they have need of your skills, they can compel you to work for no compensation.

Go HERE for the full Executive Order.

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Looks like that Revolution is drawing closer and us troublemakers and rabble-rousers aren't doing a damned thing to advance it - your beloved government is doing it all on it's own.

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READ THIS SLOWLY. IT IS OBAMA MAKING HIS MOVE.

POSTED BY ANN BARNHARDT - MARCH 17, AD 2012 6:37 PM MST

This executive order, published on the White House website yesterday, gives the Obama regime power to take over . . . pretty much EVERYTHING, including agriculture, labor, energy, transportation (both interstate and intrastate) and commerce IN PEACETIME and NON-EMERGENCY conditions.

Read it. Just commit a half hour and read the damn thing.

CLICK HERE.

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And for all the folks that said it was just an update for another EO - If it were any other president but Obama.
Sorry, I don't trust that motherfucker one bit.

Good Morning

And something for the ass men too

It's shedding season, can you tell?

CharlieGodammit hates for me to brush him or tug the loose hair out of him, making grooming him a real pain in the ass.

The first thing he'll do is whip around and grab my hand. If I do it again, he'll grab again and growl. After that he justs lays down on his back and wiggles to avoid the brush. This shit will go on for about 30 seconds until I get belligerent with him by raising my voice and pushing and pulling him into position. Then and only will he let me brush him and even then he gets real pissy when I get around his neck and throat.

This shit's been going on for 2 years now and nothings changed. And yeah, I've tried all the tricks that worked on all my other dogs. Nothing works. A muzzle helps when I can get one on him but he absolutely hates anything around his snout and using a fucking muzzle doesn't do a lot of good if you're going to get bit putting it on. Dogbit is dogbit no matter when it happens.

As a result, he gets brushed out only when you can see a cloud of hair following him when he runs and even then I have to talk myself into doing it. It wouldn't be so bad if it actually did any good - I can spend a half hour combing him out, making him look 10 pounds lighter and filling 2 paper grocery bags packed full of Charliehair and 2 hours later the motherfucker has a halo of hair again.

If he wasn't such a great dog in every other respect I'd shoot that sonofa....... aw hell, no I wouldn't. I've had dogs that were just fucking worthless and I kept them around.

Bad-ass

You can find more art like this over at Walter Zoomie's World.
Gotta spend some time over there - he's a true Patriot with an outrageous sense of humor.
Great guy, too. I saw one of these posters on his site and asked if he could take some of this out and add some of that, and about an hour later I had a couple of pictures in my inbox, this being one of them.

Crapper Scapper stopped

JEFFERSON COUNTY, Colo. (CBS4) – Valuable parts have been stolen from restrooms across the Denver metro area and then cashed in for money. Now investigators say they know who is responsible.
Donald Allen Citron, 48, faces 18 charges, including burglary and theft. He’s accused of stealing toilet parts from several locations, including Southwest Plaza Mall, University of Denver, and Craig Hospital.
Most of the crimes happened in just a few minutes, but police Citron is a plumber and all he needed was a wrench and a screw driver to steal pipes and the plumbing in toilets. The items he’s accused of stealing are valued at around $6,400.
MORE HERE

149 - count 'em yourself - 149 Executive Orders signed by Obama

http://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/executive-orders

This page also lists dates signed and text within. It seems just by a quick glance that he's averaging one signing every couple of weeks but some of those motherfuckers were done on the same day - he signed 4 on December 19th 2011 for example.

Sometimes the simplest ways are the best.

You know your local power station, the unguarded place with a tall barbed wire topped fence around it?
A length of chain or cable/wire rope whipped over that fence will wreak some serious havoc if needed.
Just sayin'.

Hello, Darlin'......

A shameless ploy for government traffic

Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media.

And let me add Fuck Obama.

What a great smile!

Drunk chicks - gotta love 'em

Wait 'til Lance sees this!!!

How to keep the Jehovah Witness's away

Yeah, that'll get the job done.

PALMS (CBS) — A Westside woman was found dead on Thursday after she apparently killed herself by using a chainsaw, police said.
Valerie Nash, 47, was found about 12:40 a.m. by her sister in the bedroom of her townhome in the 3600 block of Keystone Avenue near Overland Avenue in Palms, said Sgt. Richard Parks of the Los Angeles Police Department’s Pacific Station.
Nash was discovered with a chainsaw wound on her neck, Parks said.
“At this point, we’re investigating it as a suicide, as she left a suicide note,” he added.
Initial reports claimed the victim was found with the chainsaw tied to her neck, but Parks said those reports were inaccurate.
Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter said authorities will try to determine whether she had a history of depression and whether she was under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
SOURCE

Saw this over at Shannon's FB page. Or rather, it's on my facebook page when I open it, posted by Shannon. I'm not stalking Shannon. Really.

Reproductive Rights

If liberals want contraceptives, give them everything they need. If that stops more liberals from being born, give them condoms by the skid load. If they want to euthanize their liberal parents, pass them a handfull of cyanide pills. If they want to abort future liberal voters, hop up on the table bitch and spread ‘em.
Lots MORE HERE

Found at Blazing Cat Fur

Quote of the Day

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day... Give a man a welfare check, food stamps, free housing, free tuition, free medical services, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, some Air Jordan's and promise him that anybody who works will be taxed up-the-yazoo to pay for it all...and he'll vote Democrat for a lifetime.
- Stuart

What's next? Breathing? Blinking?

DHS Terror Document Lists Yawning, Goose Bumps As Suspicious Behavior

Bodily functions are now potential indicators of terrorism

Infowars has obtained a document from the New Jersey Office of Homeland Security & Preparedness that lists banal bodily activities such as yawning, staring and goose pumps as “suspicious activity” indicative of terrorism.

The document (PDF), entitled Terrorism Awareness and Prevention, is presented as a guide for both “residents and workers of New Jersey,” along with employees of federal, state and local agencies, on how to “assist in combating terrorism” by identifying “unusual or suspicious activities and behaviors.”

The guide encourages participants to “look for signs of nervousness in the people you come in contact with.” “Signs will become particularly evident in a person’s eyes, face, next and body movements.”

The document then lists examples of suspicious behavior indicative of terrorism, which include, “Exaggerated yawning when engaged in conversation,” “glances,” “cold penetrating stare,” “rigid posture,” and “goose bumps”.

Of course, any of these behaviors could be explained by a million other circumstances and the likelihood that they are indications of terrorist activity is virtually zero.

However, as we have seen from recent literature put out by the DHS or related law enforcement bodies, the standard for being characterized as a potential terrorist is getting broader and broader all the time.

Last month we reported on the FBI’s Communities Against Terrorism (CAT) program, which encourages store managers and staff of numerous different businesses to report examples of suspicious activity to the authorities.

In a flyer handed out to Internet Cafes, workers are encouraged to report people who use cash to pay for their coffee as potential terrorists.

Expressing an interesting in protecting online privacy when surfing the web in public is also characterized as a suspicious activity.

In a flyer issued to Military Surplus stores, the purchase of storable food supplies in bulk, an increasingly popular trend amongst “preppers,” is also defined as a potential indication of terrorism.

Even more chilling, the feds have also begun to characterize perfectly legitimate political and economic beliefs as those held by terrorists, effectively denouncing them as thought crimes.

As Reuters reported in February, authorities are now treating those who “believe the United States went bankrupt by going off the gold standard” as extremists who are a potential violent threat to law enforcement.

Characterizing behavior which millions of Americans engage in every day as a potential indication of terrorism only serves to breed paranoia and distrust. If anything, it actually helps terrorists to blend in and not be identified, by increasing the chances exponentially of innocent Americans being mistaken for terrorists.

Paul Joseph Watson is the editor and writer for Prison Planet.com. He is the author of Order Out Of Chaos. Watson is also a regular fill-in host for The Alex Jones Show and Infowars Nightly News.

SOURCE

For Irish on his special weekend

Okay, she ain't wearing green and maybe not a drop of Irish blood in her but she's still got a nice ass.

Don't get so fucked up that you puke in your girlfriend, Bro.

Probably just heard the latest poll results

The Classic Obamessiah pose

Back to the Crazed Combat Vet bullshit

So far today I've read about 2 homicides committed here in California by returned combat vets and 4 others committed by your run of the mill dope fiends. I'm assuming they were dope fiends by the circumstances described in the articles (web and local smut sheet).
Funny, those other 4 murders didn't mention if the accused was a vet or not. They also didn't mention if the accused was raised by convict parents, were gang members, whatever.
So we're back to the same shit that occurred during Vietnam. All vets are crazed killers. Period.
I've yet to read an article about a vet that came home, adjusted back into civilian life, is holding a 60 hour a week job and is coaching his sons' baseball team and daughters' soccer team.
Okay, forget the part about the job - there aren't any - but you get my point.

Look, it does take some adjustment to readjust to civilian life. Hell, I'm not a veteran - I served in the peacetime Army, never was in combat - but it still took time for me to readjust. 99.99% of all people that serve readjust just fine and come back to our society.
And the fact of the matter is this: the huge majority of homicides are being committed by your everyday scumbags that never had any regard for the rights of anybody else, not Vets.

Let's not fall back into the bullshit of 40 years ago. Please.

Pigs

Americans are the worst tourists in the world. They think so themselves, a study conducted by marketing company Mandala Research showed.

During the study, 5,600 people from five countries were asked to describe their attitudes towards tourists from different countries, the Rossiiskaya Gazeta newspaper wrote. It turned out that every fifth respondent said that U.S. citizens were "the worst tourists." Interestingly, the majority of those who said so were American citizens themselves.

Russian tourists closed the top five of the worst tourists in the world. Travelers from China took the second place in the ranking of the worst tourists in the world. The third place belongs to tourists from France, whilst the fourth was "awarded" to Japanese tourists. The top ten included citizens of Korea, India, Germany, Spain and the UK. The "black list" ended with tourists from Ireland, Switzerland and Australia.

- Pravda

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I had a friend at work tell me about the English language Pravda - said that I ought to check it out, that they were brutal about the state of American politics nowadays.

I went to the site out of boredom one night and was pretty fucking surprised at what I found. These motherfuckers run a right wing paper. It's none of the socialist propoganda that I expected, matter of fact, they don't cut their own politicians any slack either.

Check it out if you want to see for yourself. You'll find the link in my Right Wing commentators sidebar.

Or you can check it here: http://english.pravda.ru/news/

Obama compares himself to Lincoln

Would Abraham Lincoln be a Republican or Democrat today? President Obama seems to think he’d be a Democrat, as Obama suggested today that his green energy spending better reflects Lincoln’s domestic agenda than the proposals of the Republican presidential candidates.
Obama opened his speech in Chicago today with a crack about the long Republican primary. “Apparently, things haven’t quite wrapped up on the other side. So there is actually some interest in the primary that we have here on Tuesday,” Obama said to laughter. “And my message to all the candidates is, ‘Welcome to the Land of Lincoln’, because I’m thinking maybe some Lincoln will rub off on them while they are here.”
The president then recalled some of Lincoln’s domestic programs, such as launching the transcontinental program and investing in colleges, before associating his campaign mantra with the first Republican president.
www.weaselzippers.us

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Actually, he's not that far off. Lincoln was a tyrant, too.

George Orwell was only a few years off

The CIA wants to spy on you through your TV: Agency director says it will 'transform' surveillance.

Devices connected to internet leak information

• CIA director says these gadgets will 'transform clandestine tradecraft'
• Spies could watch thousands via supercomputers
• People 'bug' their own homes with web-connected devices

When people download a film from Netflix to a flatscreen, or turn on web radio, they could be alerting unwanted watchers to exactly what they are doing and where they are.

Spies will no longer have to plant bugs in your home - the rise of 'connected' gadgets controlled by apps will mean that people 'bug' their own homes, says CIA director David Petraeus.

The CIA claims it will be able to 'read' these devices via the internet - and perhaps even via radio waves from outside the home.

Everything from remote controls to clock radios can now be controlled via apps - and chip company ARM recently unveiled low-powered, cheaper chips which will be used in everything from fridges and ovens to doorbells.

The resultant chorus of 'connected' gadgets will be able to be read like a book - and even remote-controlled, according to CIA CIA Director David Petraeus, according to a recent report by Wired's 'Danger Room' blog.

Petraeus says that web-connected gadgets will 'transform' the art of spying - allowing spies to monitor people automatically without planting bugs, breaking and entering or even donning a tuxedo to infiltrate a dinner party.

'Transformational’ is an overused word, but I do believe it properly applies to these technologies,' said Petraeus.

'Particularly to their effect on clandestine tradecraft. Items of interest will be located, identified, monitored, and remotely controlled through technologies such as radio-frequency identification, sensor networks, tiny embedded servers, and energy harvesters - all connected to the next-generation internet using abundant, low-cost, and high-power computing.'

Petraeus was speaking to a venture capital firm about new technologies which aim to add processors and web connections to previously 'dumb' home appliances such as fridges, ovens and lighting systems.

This week, one of the world's biggest chip companies, ARM, has unveiled a new processor built to work inside 'connected' white goods.

The ARM chips are smaller, lower-powered and far cheaper than previous processors - and designed to add the internet to almost every kind of electrical appliance.

It's a concept described as the 'internet of things'


Futurists think that one day 'connected' devices will tell the internet where they are and what they are doing at all times - and will be mapped by computers as precisely as Google Maps charts the physical landscape now.

Privacy groups such as the Electronic Frontier Foundation have warned of how information such as geolocation data can be misused - but as more and more devices connect, it's clear that opportunities for surveillance will multiply.

Daily Mail UK

Man, I love my beans too.

Man buried under 20 feet of Pinto beans

Raymond Segura Jr. was pronounced dead at the Brush, Colorado, facility of the Kelley Bean Company after efforts to reach him alive were unsuccessful, Morgan County Undersheriff Dave Martin said.

"We moved several tons of beans to get to him," Martin said.

Martin said emergency personnel were summoned to the site at 11:30 a.m. on reports of a worker trapped in a pile of loose pinto beans. Martin said dozens of rescue workers and even four inmates from the county jail spent an hour digging through a 20-foot high mound of the legumes to get to the trapped worker, but he was dead when crews reached him.

Segura was a longtime resident of the area and had worked at the warehouse for between 12 and 15 years, Martin said.

The cause of the accident, how the victim became trapped and the exact cause of death are under investigation, he added.
SOURCE

Gotta get one

An image purporting to show a racist, anti-Obama bumper sticker on the back of a vehicle has been garnering lots of attention on Facebook in the past 24 hours.
The bumper sticker reads, "Don't Re-Nig in 2012." And in smaller print below, "Stop repeat offenders. Don't' reelect Obama!" The sticker also features an image of the Obama campaign logo crossed out.
Several viewers have claimed the image has been digitally altered. After all, it seems shocking that someone would proudly display an openly racist image on their vehicle in 2012. So, is the image authentic?
In short, yes.
It's still unclear is the image of the vehicle has been altered in any way, but a website called "Stumpy's Stickers" offers the bumper sticker for sale for $3. And as The Root points out, the site also several other racially insensitive items for sale as well. The urban myth debunking site Snopes says it cannot yet determine the origins of the photo, but also points out the availability of other similar t-shirts and bumper stickers.

There is even an eponymous "Dontre-nig.com" website that appears to have crashed. Going to the page brings up a "Bandwith Limit Exceeded" warning message. I checked the domain registration service site WHOIS, which listed the site as belonging to an anonymous owner who purchased the URL through the company DomainsByProxy.com, based in Scottsdale, Arizona. The company specializes in keeping the names of Internet domain owners private.
And as one astute Facebook reader pointed out, the bumper sticker is not only offensive, it's pretty dumb. After all, if you take the top message at its literal meaning, to not renege in 2012, would mean to in fact re-elect President Obama.
Yahoo News

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Don't even try to go to the website for a day or so to order your own sticker. Motherfucker is overloaded.

I know, you're in love.

Man, I'm hungry this morning.

Animal porn

IT'S FRIDAY NIGGAS!!!!!!

Wait. I ain't done with her yet.

I'd swear I hit a deer back there.....

Reminds me of the time about 25 years ago me and my buddy Dave was up in Sonora and coming down the road towards us was a pickup with a dead German Shepherd draped around his front axle. The guy was just cruising around, looking all bewildered. Probably looking for his fucking dog, no doubt.

CAMEL TOES!!!!!!

Y'all can thank Irish for these.

I gotta say, that last one looks like she can be kinda sorta painful.